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Orlando Bloom Car crash Crashed his car while being tailed by photographers, will there be an inquest in ten years time when no one gives a fuck anymore?

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paddy on Sat 13 October 2007 said...
Did anyone give a fuck when Di died?I did,they cancelled the football.
bettyswallocks on Sat 13 October 2007 said...
I was quite chuffed when Di died because a) she was a smug sanctimonious slag and b) I had a driving lesson that day and the roads were nice and quiet (so much so I booked one on the day of her funeral too)
paddy on Sat 13 October 2007 said...
Didn't by any chance use a white Fiat did you?
josiewales on Sat 13 October 2007 said...
id like to volently bugger britney till her arse looked like a badly decomposed kebab with gammy cheese sauce dribbling out of it
josiewales on Sat 13 October 2007 said...
she did turn out to be a Y shaped coffin whore didnt she ??
paddy on Sat 13 October 2007 said...
Is Britney going on a driving holiday in Paris then?
bettyswallocks on Sun 14 October 2007 said...
Dammit, I was sure no one would have guessed....the fiat is at the bottom of the River Trent
Token Heterosexual on Mon 15 October 2007 said...
Is Princess Diana dead then? Good for her, the anorexic/bulemic sponging, scrounging, crocodile teared, yacht in southern Italy, yacht in Monaco, civil list eating, "charity charity charity", buddy of Elton John whore. Ah well, she's gone to a better place, ie AWAY from Elton John.
Jesus on Mon 15 October 2007 said...
While I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment of the post, who is actually the cunt? Orlando Bloom, car crashes in general, his specific crash, Princess Di, her car crash, the inquest, or the cuntbag, Daily Mail-led society we live in that actually gives a fuck? My dad knows but he's saying nowt.
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