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Omid Djalili	Yes, we get the point, you're Iranian. Now for fuck's sake think up some jokes for your dreadful TV show.

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		Dollydagger on Tue 04 December 2007 said... ??????? Who the fuck's he?
		tosswipe on Tue 04 December 2007 said... ugly unfunny twat who sold his arse to controller of bbc1 for saturday night tv show....
		mrkanish on Tue 04 December 2007 said... fat unfunny Iranian sweaty cunt who's about as funny as the time I caught my cock in my zip
		Dollydagger on Tue 04 December 2007 said... HAHA! See what you mean. This is from the big-headed cunt's blog: DEC 2: EPISODE 3 ATTRACTS 3.9 MILLION Happy to announce my show finally beat ITV (Saturday Night Live) in the ratings with 3.9 viewers. For a new comedy to be gaining viewers like this is unprecedented. Dec 3, STATEMENT ON EPISODE 3 For anyone perturbed by the 7/7 bombing material that aired on the programme Saturday night, I thought I should explain that in doing this material, my hope was to highlight the absurdity of the pointless actions of the suicide bombers. Comedy and the use of satirical humour is my way of highlighting the important issues we face living in multi cultural Britain today. What a cunt.
		mrkanish on Tue 04 December 2007 said... he also takes it up the arse
		Bunglist on Tue 04 December 2007 said... they should give abu hamza a show, after all he's got a career in panto without even trying.
		tommog on Tue 04 December 2007 said... i had the missfortune to watch his show on the weekend. In one sketch he was playing golf in full middle eastern dress, can you tell what happened? Yes he hit the ball into a bunker and when he tried to play it out of the sand he struck oil! hahahah its funny because its so unexpected
		AKABUSI on Tue 04 December 2007 said... All he's done is made a new version of 'The Les Dennis Laughter Show'. That is if Les Dennis was less funny, more ugly, fatter and a bigger cunt.
		Bunglist on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Isnt it great when the bbc tries to be 'right on'. Gays taking the piss out of gays, Asians people taking the piss out of Asians. Muslims taking the piss out Muslims. I'm bored.
		emilisawaterbottle on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Sadly another case of a brilliant live act not working on TV. I've seen him twice and pissed my pants uncontrollably along with 1500 other people. On TV it's like watching tumbleweed blowing across the screen. Go and see him live - it's a different show altogether.
		Bunglist on Tue 04 December 2007 said... let me know when incontinents anonimous have got another field trip.
		SlipperyGimp on Tue 04 December 2007 said... It's just Saturday night TV isn't it? It's been a fucking load of stinking bollocks for many years.
		Bunglist on Tue 04 December 2007 said... 'strictly come dancing' should involve S&M and orgasms surely?
		Barbersmith on Tue 04 December 2007 said... I liked the sketch where he was in a 'Pride and Prejudice' style drama. By the end of it everyone was doing a funny Iranian dance. I'm still chuckling just thinking about it.
		Bitchtits on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Whats Grey and comes in Pints? An Elephant.
		bystander on Tue 04 December 2007 said... He's fucking useless like that bird who keeps coming on and harping on about Muslims. Anyway my mate who works for MI5 says he's a spy and he's only here to gather secrets about our coal industry and ship building.
		themong on Tue 04 December 2007 said... He has a great 20 minute set for use in a comedy club, it seems the BBC want to make a whole series out of it..
		FatTony on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Nah he has an alright script for 20 mins in a comedy club but the OP had it right. Being an Iranian is his only selling point and its not a very good one. Fucking hard job mind you being a stand up comic I reckon... Mong you're a wag you should have a go. Paddy was fucking witty too but he seems to have buggered off. Yep, you two waggers would have made a great double act unlike Hale and Poxy Pace who tried to forge a career out of a rubber chicken.
		tosswipe on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Hows the rubber chicken? Heard he got a deal with channel 5...
		themong on Tue 04 December 2007 said... a wag? footballers misses?
		diepiggy on Tue 04 December 2007 said... hale and pace i saw them at my local swimming pool christ thier fat ugly fucks these days
		tosswipe on Tue 04 December 2007 said... maybe he meant a wank, you shining wit..
		minjeeta on Tue 04 December 2007 said... These days? That's like saying the chuckle brothers are right pair of skinny ugly cunts these days. Was it not always thus?
		themong on Tue 04 December 2007 said... in the old days did they look great in speedos?
		bastardo on Tue 04 December 2007 said... It's the same old dull story whereby people will do comedy based entirely around whatever they happen to be. A lesbian will base all her comedy on being a lesbian, a gay person will do comedy about being gay, an Iranian's act will be based around the fact that he's Iranian. Heaven forbid any of them should be forced to come up with any original or funny jokes. Straight white blokes do comedy about their girlfriends or mothers in law, but it isn't any funnier.
		FlashyVic on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Is he a fruit? if so he could be 'Djalili the pink'.
		tosswipe on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Djalili Munster?
		FatTony on Tue 04 December 2007 said... yes Jo Brand and her repertoire of fat jokes and black comedians are allowed to do racist stuff but fuck me they are funny. Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, Richard Prior and Eddie Murphy rock. And so does Bill Cosby to some extent. Dave Chappelles sketches about the blind black guy who joined the KKK was fucking brilliant and his Big Brother pisstake with the token white dude amoungst a few members of a Detroit style gang was wicked. Mong you probably would make a great wife for a footballer but I meant funny guy. Its an old fashioned term but then 'm getting on a bit and I've seen the signs of old age creeping up on me. The trouser waisband is heading up towards my chest, I talk about the war etc and being gay means being jolly. Jolly queer.
		FlashyVic on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Or if he lived on the Shankill Road he could be 'Orange Djalili'.
		mrkanish on Tue 04 December 2007 said... never mind about that fatTony! when are you coming round to sort that damp out in my bathroom you twat!!
		tosswipe on Tue 04 December 2007 said... He`s old isnt he? Let him sort out damp in his crotch first..
		FatTony on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Stop whining mrkanish or i'll start charging you extra for the delicious mushrooms growing there. Got to goI've got a rep from Stannah coming round and I need to change my soggy kex and appear respectable..
		tosswipe on Tue 04 December 2007 said... wot, you`re gonna open front door with no strides on? you haven`t got kiefer sutherland syndrome have you?
		diepiggy on Tue 04 December 2007 said... dave chappel is not funny i fuckin hate the bastard with a vengance hes about as funny as a dead baby
		mrkanish on Tue 04 December 2007 said... I don't know about delicious fat fuckin tony but they are making me see giant spiders and loads of weird shit
		FatTony on Tue 04 December 2007 said... I know I tried some myself in a nice pot of darjeeling and they caused me to laugh my bollocks off while watching the Dave Chappelle show.
		flit on Tue 04 December 2007 said... theres nothing funny about rucksack chuckers they are all cunts in the highest of orders , wasnt much laughing goin on in my house watching that fat cunt rolling around the floor with a fish. who the fuck is dave chappelle?????
		FatTony on Tue 04 December 2007 said... American stand up comedian. I think his show is on MTV. He also does alot of spoofs of shows like Fear Factor and does a few characters like Tyrone Biggins the crack addict. I think he's hilarious but some don't. I'd like to see them do better. I also rate Billy Connelly, the late Ronnie Barker and the late Tommy Cooper too but think Lenny Henry, The Young Ones and Harry Enfield are rubbish. Download some of his shows and decide for yourself.
		bystander on Tue 04 December 2007 said... The problem with comedy is that it isn't funny unless you are pissed (then everything is funny) bring back Little and Large.
		Hashishin on Tue 04 December 2007 said... saw this cunts first show and in the first 3 mins , he waved his mic around saying bellydance or summat.i turned over straight away. i agree that the bloke's funny in a standup show. but the bbc are a bigger bunch of CUNTS for kidding him that his routine is good enuf for a sketch show.
		HalfdeadFred on Tue 04 December 2007 said... I liked it but I am his mom
		Alright on Wed 05 December 2007 said... Drink and comedy yes but LSD and light hearted family comedies are a bad combination though. I spent the whole of Dr Doolittle creasing up, yes it wasn't funny but it made me laugh at the time can't quite remember why but did I laugh. I thought Omid was kind of funny until I realised that he does that shouting Iranian/posh English voice stand-up thing all the fucking time. Gimmicks in Stand-Up always puts me off. The sketches are far to long as well.
		bystander on Wed 05 December 2007 said... So to cut a long story short he is shit on telly.
		flit on Wed 05 December 2007 said... and a cunt ???? unless on LSD hahahha
		Alright on Wed 05 December 2007 said... Not really, he is far to aggressive could give someone a bad trip.
		Barbersmith on Wed 05 December 2007 said... This was my first accepted post. And loads of people replied. Thanks chaps.
		themong on Wed 05 December 2007 said... I watched Willy Wonka (1st film) tripping out of my clit, I was completely convinced he was a paedophile.. and still to this day not completely convinced otherwise..
		Alright on Wed 05 December 2007 said... I have seen the remake sober and yes he is, he is a paedophile.
		Alright on Wed 05 December 2007 said... still it had a funny jokes involving flags. That was funny sober.
		flit on Thu 06 December 2007 said... ahhhahahhahahah mong u crack me up xx
		salari on Thu 06 December 2007 said... There's some outright racism in these comments.
		flit on Thu 06 December 2007 said... im not racist, never trust a muslim with a rucksack
		bystander on Thu 06 December 2007 said... Just to round things off the USA has now decided that Iran is NOT building nuclear weapons (it was a bicycle shop on the Satellite photos) so this "comedian" can fuck off back there without fear or favour.
		mrkanish on Thu 06 December 2007 said... Yeah and take his suicide bomber mates with him
		rosieposie999 on Thu 06 December 2007 said... this is the cunt who puts on an iranian accent and then hes like OH IM ONLY JOKING IM ENGLISH hahaha very funny indeed
		Nazzarax on Sat 22 December 2007 said... No, don't come up with any more material. Just fuck off. To "themong" Nice one XX next time you trip watch "the clangers" if you can find it. That's a new trip, trust me.