boomboom on Tue 29 April 2008 said... You obnoxious self-important cunt, you.
MrsMoon on Tue 29 April 2008 said... they should be banned from post offices and shops between the hours of 12:00 - 14:00 on a week day...but aren't they sweet, funny and eccentric, the crazy things they say, like "You look like my grandson!" or "The stink of curry makes me heave!" and "I'm voting BNP at the local elections!" Gawd bless them and their shrunken little rascist brains....and they stink of piss...bless.
BustySinclair on Tue 29 April 2008 said... They olds aren't so bad, it's the fat mums with prams clogging up the path walking three-abreast, slowly. Get the fuck out of my way you lot of shit-thick breeders, I'm a worker and I've places to be.
billybobbollockchops on Tue 29 April 2008 said... does this include the Rolling Stones or Neil Armstrong or BB King or the Dalai Lama or Patrick Stewart or Patrick Moore or Bruce Forsyth or Bernie Ecclestone or Tina Turner or Jack Nicholson and on and on the list goes. Just because your in your 60's/70's/80's/90's doesnt mean you arent sharp as tack and immensely worthwhile. So go screw yourself fucktard!
CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Using Bernie Ecclestone to disprove a cunt's corner entry is the type of error only a cunt would make.
CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 29 April 2008 said... ...and only a cunt would point it out. Oh well, I'm a cunt.
TheDuke on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I head to work about 5.30am and theres fucking armies of them about, all smartly dressed....and they all know each other. What are they up to at that time of morning? Something's amiss.
jodiemarshesnose on Tue 29 April 2008 said... My nan always buys me a box of fags whenever she visits =|
Chowmean on Tue 29 April 2008 said... One day the OP will be old and I hope he gets the same view from a younger person then. He/she is also a total waste of space.
kwebb on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Old people are fantastic. They are amusing, often interesting, and if absent minded - pay you twice or three times for mowing the lawn. A great deal of them are heroes who fought in wars without giving it a second thought. I agree with Busty - its young moronic spotty cum bucket mothers pushing 5 kids down the road with a 9 carat gold '18 key' round their necks that you should get the hump about.
BettySwollocks on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I think when you've reached a certain age you've earned the right to piss people off.
CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 29 April 2008 said... My nan's great. She drinks semi-skilled milk.
buzzybelew on Tue 29 April 2008 said... From her own tits.
Barbersmith on Tue 29 April 2008 said... The poster is a cunt. And we wonder why there's a whole generation of disrespectful scum pissing us off.
BustySinclair on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I plan on being a total bitch when I'm old. Like my grandmother. And blame it on the menopause.
buzzybelew on Tue 29 April 2008 said... It makes my jizz curdle when people have a pop at the old fuckbags. Sure, you think you're God's Cock at the moment, power walking to your shit job, shouting on you new spangled phone, but in the end you'll end up a leaky colostomy bagged, liver spotted, cancer skinned, turkey necked bastard with clumps of ridiculous nose hair and your tits slapping the pavement...just like your mum.
gaylord on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Old people are extremely funny and great value. They should, however, as mrs moon pointed out, be stopped from being in post offices (and i would add banks) between 12 and 2 because that is not the time to be striking up a 10 minute conversation with the person behind the desk. Any other time fair dos.
BustySinclair on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I thought the post office was for the old folks. Sending their letters to the editor and paying their bills with cash. Everyone under 60 should be paying bills online and using the email.
cockend on Tue 29 April 2008 said... gaylord, can we make that all day saturday and beyond 4 o as well
MrsMoon on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I find many old people just as rude as teenagers, i always open the door for them, let go on public transport before me, offer my seat, but rarely do i get a thank you, i shall always be polite and respectful to the elderley, but by fuck some of them are ignorant.
MrsMoon on Tue 29 April 2008 said... add a 'them' between the 'let' and 'go' above, without it, it reads in a rather unseemly fashion.
SkinnySlut on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I too plan on being a total bitch when im old. I shall have one of those wheely shoppers and challenge chav's with their pushchairs to a sort of Robot Wars fight. Bet I win too.
HeroicDose on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I love being in the queue behind one of these duffers at a petrol station when they start playing 'guess the pin number' with their credit card. Is it rude to drop kick a pensioner in the back?
dm321 on Tue 29 April 2008 said... It's amazing how the power has shifted, what with property prices going up in orders of magnitude, old people are rich bastards now but still seemingly don't realise this and still dress like pikeys.
HeroicDose on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Yes, I know there is no such thing as a pin number.
kwebb on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Some old people may indeed be ignorant and/or rude though it may be down to senility or going deaf(!) However - I have not seen any OAPs riding mini motorbikes up and down the pavement, burning mattresses and mugging people. Mind you - some of the angel bait like a bit of shoplifting don't they?! The old chicken under the hat blag..
MrsMoon on Tue 29 April 2008 said... wasn't some old pensioner caught doing a bit of drug running recently, with the aid of his mobility scooter?
Chowmean on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Speed now doubt.
Chowmean on Tue 29 April 2008 said... ffs... 'no' doubt
kwebb on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Co-opcaine. Geddit?! Eh?!
FlangeMeister on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Yes,Mrs.Moon,flatulence is a bit of a bugger on public transport without a well placed 'them',isn't it?
HeroicDose on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Mobility scooters driven down the middle of the road, in rush hour. If that is not a reason to hate these scrotum-faced piss-dwellers then I don't know what is.
Bunglist on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Old people make lovely cakes, but getting them in the oven can be a real struggle.
BWW on Tue 29 April 2008 said... OP, you're a cunt.
redexile on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Most old people are sound. They've survived a world war and Margaret fucking Thatcher. The worst thing most under-30's have endured is not being able to get a mobile phone signal. OP, you're a cunt, and nowhere near as important as you like to think you are.
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Only old people I know are legendary. My grandad and his ever diminishing group of WWII buddies. All former RAF pilots, all sharp as fucking knives, all drink like fish, flirt outrageously with barmaids/waitresses/etc, tell a bloody good yarn and don't take shite from youngsters. And they'd all call the OP a cunt. Fact.
ilovemrsmoon on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I can't wait till I'm old, swearing at kids and pissing in the high street with no shame. It's going to be great.
HeroicDose on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Better to be pissing on kids and swearing in the high street.
Bunglist on Tue 29 April 2008 said... What car are old people buying now Rover is gone?
RadgieGadgie on Tue 29 April 2008 said... My granny gives a fantastic blow job.
kwebb on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Hondas all the way. My parents live near heaven's waiting room in Sussex - and all the OAPs drive Hondas.
ilovemrsmoon on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Either way Heroic, I'll be happy.
HeroicDose on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Why wait for the senility to kick in? Piss on those kids today dammit. Kwebb, are they Honda Fireblades? What a terrifying prospect.
BustySinclair on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Piss on them now, blame the Bipolar
kwebb on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Mainly NSX's with Scholl sandal 'heel toe braking' employed.
buzzybelew on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Time is precious for oldies - who knows how much longer they have left - so if they want to spend it dithering, behaving badly and pissing off young cunts then why not? I know I will.
BustySinclair on Tue 29 April 2008 said... True, Buzzy. Imagine what the old bastards were like giving them grief when they were young, in the 30's & 40's. They would have been right old cunts.
ahknowme on Tue 29 April 2008 said... I love old folk. They're a great laugh. I can't imagine what it must be like to suddenly feel invisible - it must be fucking awful. It will be interesting to see how our generations handle it - I don't think we'll want to throw in the towel so readily. Well I know I won't.
ComradeDuch on Tue 29 April 2008 said... At least our generation won't be able to queue up at the post office for our pensions.
goldentwattage on Tue 29 April 2008 said... When you've tripped over on your own ego and broken an ankle, reduced to hobbling around on crutches at quarter normal speed, think how much of an even bigger cunt you'll feel when you remember this post.
Posage on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Old people are great, but there should be a Nissan Micra lane on all roads for their appauling doddery driving. And why, if they are retired, do they decide to jaunt into town at weekends when those that work all week have to get their own shopping done? You've got all week dears! Go on a Monday!
That goes for bored housewives too, get the fuck out of my way and learn to drive that tractor of your before going on the roads.
Lil on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Well if i'd given up all my youth to fight for this shitting country, and seen what it has amountedto ( and run by fucking idiots) i'd do what I damned well like to. So there.
Lil on Tue 29 April 2008 said... Well if i'd given up all my youth to fight for this shitting country, and seen what it has amountedto ( and run by fucking idiots) i'd do what I damned well like to. So there.
buzzybelew on Tue 29 April 2008 said... The thing is, you start to lose it when you're older, don't you? My mum has a teddy bear with a Nazi arm band on it, buys the Daily Mail, defecates in the street and regularly calls me Colin. If I didn't love the daft old twat I'd binbag her.
MrBeefy on Tue 29 April 2008 said... OP, define old. If you're a skateboarder, go fuck yourself.
mrkanish on Wed 30 April 2008 said... I hate it when the old cunts pull out of junctions without even a glance to see if anything is coming thus causing the oncoming traffic to perform an emergency stop! I also get pissed off when they travel at 15mph in 60 zone causing a 5 five mile tailback!! Then once they get to town they star doing 45! what all that about? They are also unable to walk in a straight line ziz zagging like a pissed up crab in the high street making it impossible to walk past the slow arse mother fuckers.......other than that they are fine and I have the upmost respect for them and yes I know I'll be old one day
LICKER on Thu 15 May 2008 said... If you're ever stuck behind an old codger in the post office queue, or at the newsagents, you'll notice they all do a little tune. It's either 'Doo doo de dum de doo" or an equally tuneless but cheerful whistle. It brings out the murderous instinct in me.
damianmc on Wed 28 May 2008 said... WHY DO THESE CUNTS GET CHEAP CAR INSURANCE????
BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING SUBSIDISING THE OLD FUCKERS. THESE CUNTS COME AT YOU OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, THE OLD CUNTS RUN INTO YA AND CLAIM ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT. FUCK OFF YOU OLD CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
