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Office Smokers	Please would you mind not clogging up the entire pavement with your five-minute fag-break coterie and kindly induce lung cancer a little closer to the wall? Thank you.

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		jesuschrist on Fri 07 March 2008 said... fuck you - you cunts wanted your smoke free offices/pubs/restaurants etc and put us out here, live with it. and you won't have to put up with it for long, we'll be pushing up daisies before you know it, so wind your neck in. the lord hath spoken and nipped out for a fag.
		SpackoMcDribble on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Poster - Please can you go and lick a dogs arse until it bleeds? thanks
		dandyboy on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Only if you agree not to take up a seat in the beer garden during the 4 and a half days we get that can be classed as summer.
		felchlord5000 on Fri 07 March 2008 said... I love the fact that these smelly cunts are now forced to go and endure the freezing cold just to have their pathetic nicotine fix.HA HA about time the non smokers got their own back for the years of passive smoking and minging clothes. U B E R C U N T S
		Jendy on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Fuck right off. You got what you wanted, nobody's going to make it even easier for you. An ex smoker i suspect
		DuckBill on Fri 07 March 2008 said... At least when these stinking, stupid, cancer-loving cunts are outside you can't smell them. Which is more than can be said when they come wheezing back into the office reeking. Stay the fuck away from me you minging cunts. - All chewing gum does is make you smell like a slightly minty fag butt.
		nosensenofeeling on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Bitter
		PrincessTiiaammii on Fri 07 March 2008 said... NO
		JiggeryCock on Fri 07 March 2008 said... I'm off for a five minute wank break before pimping my cubicle. That's the way we roll.
		tommog on Fri 07 March 2008 said... the worst is when they talk to you after they have been for a fag and you realise the waft of shit you can smell is actually coming from their mouth, cant they drink some bleach afterwards or something? Or would that be too "unhealthy"
		itsjustsomoving on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Fuck off cunt. I'll do what I want.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 07 March 2008 said... i love smoking ....
		themong on Fri 07 March 2008 said... I have given up smoking and taken up telling people that i've given up smoking...I now find the smell of smoke fucking nasty but will put up for it for a good fuck..
		FrenchDuke on Fri 07 March 2008 said... I recently started again. Just to annoy these moaning fucks. Fuck off. You ruined long journeys, you ruined restaurants and more importantly you ruined the fucking pub. Go fuck yourself.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 07 March 2008 said... wonder what happens with the post coital fag now , if uve had sex in a public place such as office or pub ...bit of a cunt having to go outside with spunk dribbling down your legs i would imagine
		PrincessTiiaammii on Fri 07 March 2008 said... some cunt in a beer garden the other day was complaining that she couldn't enjoy the outside areas of pubs/bars anymore because they were full of smokers (cue much dramatic coughing) WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE WANT?? we're not allowed inside because you had us kicked out, now you come outside and fucking complain about that too, JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF.
		FrenchDuke on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Well said Princess.
		minjeeta on Fri 07 March 2008 said... The 'now I don't come home from the pub reeking of fags' comments really make me laugh. You mean you were prepared to stink of shite and risk lung cancer just for an alcohol fix? Cunts. Of the very highest order.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 07 March 2008 said... here here....i used to love it in restaurants having a snout after starter , main and desert , while non smokers looked over disapprovingly HAHAHAHAHA! stay inside u cretins wait till the summer u will be pasty little cunts while all us chuffers will not only have lung cancer but prob skin cancer aswell
		jesuschrist on Fri 07 March 2008 said... I make of point of smoking as many fags and creating as much smoke as possible during the summer moinths in beer gardens so non-smoker can fuck off back inside the pub, where it now smells of stale beer, old men and farts....niiiiiiiice. yes I am an all time cunt but what can i do? I have to smoke outside now and I am really truly fucking sorry if it annoys whining non-smokers....cuntbuckets the lot of 'em. No doubt they're the sort of people who welcome cctv and id cards too....fucking control freaks.
		littleleopard82 on Fri 07 March 2008 said... dessert even
		TheMonk on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Smoking ban does have a good side whether you smoke or not. It means women who don't smoke that go out with friends that do are regularly left in the pub on their own just desperate for friendly men like myself to go and "talk" to them.
		nosensenofeeling on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Yes themonk, I have met many fine men in this fashion.
		Youvegotmailgenitalia on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Fuck.This.Shit.You.Existential.Cunt. Sorry for clogging up your personal universe. I bet the people in front of you on pavements walk too slowly as well. Meh!
		bigbadjimmy on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Shame you didn't think about the consequences before the law was changed really. Oh, and if you want to tell someone to do something then try growing some fucking balls and tell them your issue at the time rather than whine about it on the internet later.
		BurningWheel on Fri 07 March 2008 said... I wonder would the op like to walk up and say that to a crowd of smokers in the street. Probably not. Fuck me. Goin to the pub is now a load of shite because of this thinly veiled fascism. It also smells of shit, sweat and piss. Like a nightclub/nursing home hybrid. Got a light?
		BWW on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Won't somebody please think of the children?
		jesuschrist on Fri 07 March 2008 said... I'm off to clog up my lungs and the street with my post lunch fag - see you there OP? cuntrag
		michaelpalin on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Name three people that have died from passive smoking.
		themong on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Michaelpalin: Roy Castle x 3.......BWW: don't worry i am..
		fucker on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Roy castle played the fucking trumpet for years in smoakey jazz clubs sucking in huge gasps of air to play the fucker! So I would support the ban if at any moment a man walked into the pub with some kind of wind instrument! Otherwise fuck all you misereable cunts! By the way, the first goverment to ever ban smoking was the Nazis! Why? Because Hitler hated it! So as usual everyone else has to have their lives dictated to them by some other fucker!
		onlyhereforthebooze on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Oh now you don't leave the pub smelling of smoke? Just b.o, burps, farts and stale beer?? Righto
		SpackoMcDribble on Fri 07 March 2008 said... passive smoking didn't kill Roy Castle, tap dancing for 24 hours did for him, gave him cancer of the bunions.
		bystander on Fri 07 March 2008 said... I've thought of the children and I have decided they should be allowed to smoke in pubs.
		gaylord on Fri 07 March 2008 said... I thought the rule of the internet was that as soon as someone mentions hitler or the holocaust the debate is over?
		BWW on Fri 07 March 2008 said... That rule was the real reason the Hitler-Holocaust forum shut down.
		ahknowme on Fri 07 March 2008 said... I don't miss the smoke, but I sure miss the smokers. Pubs now are a cross between a creche and an office.
		robboplegicroncock on Fri 07 March 2008 said... felchlord5000 ssucks the sweat off a dead mans balls , for using the U word.CUNT
		jnewco81 on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Didn't Roy Castle smoke cigars anyway? Or is that an urban myth?...
		rooster on Fri 07 March 2008 said... So when is this Keith Lemon show on then? GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 12:30 , Reply March 11th 10pm ITV2. ITV2?! GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 12:51 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think I'd like to fuck Michelle Collins. And she looks like she would favour the balloon knot approach GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 12:03 , Reply She is definitely filthy. Just not that appealing to me. Galahad at 05 Mar 12:05 , Reply I don't want to talk to her or anything, just rough, hard sex, then a taxi. GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 12:08 , Reply A few years ago, when she did 'Sunburn', she would definitely have got it. Hard. TheDon at 05 Mar 12:10 , Reply i'd like to tounge dart her arsehole themong at 05 Mar 12:22 , Reply Yeah, but have you thought about tonguing her arsehole? I'm sure that'd be better GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 12:27 , Reply i'd do that after themong at 05 Mar 12:28 , Reply I don't reckon she's all that. And you'd come away with tongue AIDS - which I believe is very unpleasant indeed. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:31 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "cretin dwarfs" This story about the Indonesian hobbit skeleton on the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7276943.stm Interesting how they've carefully removed any reference to "cretin" and "cretinism", despite Doctor Peter Obendorf, the actual researcher in question, liberally sprinkling those terms around. He did it in the TV news report too. http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2008/03/05/2181122.htm?site=science&topic=latest But god no - let's not call a spade a spade and use actual medical terms - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretinism - if it means upsetting the PC offenderati. strangespiral at 05 Mar 11:31 , Reply You silly sausage. You cannot say anything anymore, you know that by now. Galahad at 05 Mar 11:32 , Reply /wimmin-against-phallic-meatfoods take OFFENSE strangespiral at 05 Mar 11:33 , Reply All well and good mate, but have you got anything with naked women in it? Dollydagger at 05 Mar 11:39 , Reply Hello Dolly! Did you spot the story last week on the sad demise of Buddy Miles? DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:41 , Reply No I didn't. But that is sad. I've been working above, beyond, beneath and below the call of duty recently and haven't kept abreast (snigger) of things. Except the latest development in penis technology, obviously. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 11:44 , Reply Here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7268440.stm Superb drummer who really got the best out of Hendrix IMHO. Tried to submit him to Heroes but Holy Moly must be a Mitch Mitchell man! DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:46 , Reply I always thought Mitch was a bit too avant garde for Hendrix. A touch jazzy. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 11:48 , Reply That was where Hendrix was headed GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 11:50 , Reply Well I think Billy Cox and Buddy Miles gave Hendrix the freedom from the 3.5 minute pop song and so he could spread his creative wings in a jazz/blues style. DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:50 , Reply more to do with the acid... matt0161 at 05 Mar 11:57 , Reply Do tell. Galahad at 05 Mar 11:46 , Reply What? Advancement in penile physics? Or my heart-breaking weeerk ethic? Or Buddy Miles' death? Dollydagger at 05 Mar 11:51 , Reply penile physics? a lolly stick and an elastic band? DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:53 , Reply Can be. Or you can go much more complicated and start looking at pulleys, levers and plate techtonics, depending on girth. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:34 , Reply Penile physics.....I like to keep up. Boom tish. Galahad at 05 Mar 11:57 , Reply Hard subject themong at 05 Mar 12:31 , Reply Doesn't suit everyone, it's true. But with perserverence, courage and anaesthesia, the results can be quite astonishing. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:39 , Reply Aren't they all just spazzes? GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 11:45 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- bring out the gimp . admin at 05 Mar 11:28 , Reply MOTHER..... FUCKER... cowman at 05 Mar 11:31 , Reply but the gimps sleepin... themong at 05 Mar 11:31 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whaaa.... cowman at 05 Mar 11:26 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- test test finished, thank you strangespiral at 05 Mar 11:26 , Reply You broke the board nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 11:26 , Reply Nah it was broken hence why I wrote test - I actually think I may have fixed it. All bow down. strangespiral at 05 Mar 11:33 , Reply I bow down to no one. nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 11:42 , Reply looks sideways Really? Dollydagger at 05 Mar 11:46 , Reply yes nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 11:50 , Reply What about the Queen? Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:27 , Reply I am an ANARCHIST nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 12:34 , Reply makes sign of the Cross Behold! The AntiChrist. prepares stake Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:35 , Reply I think a stake would be for a vampire. Not the antichrist. Dick nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 12:40 , Reply Stake FOR BURNING AT. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:46 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- does anyone realise.. Most people in the world are dead. themong at 05 Mar 11:22 , Reply yes matt0161 at 05 Mar 11:22 , Reply But there are more people alive today than have ever lived and died before. TRUFAX GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 11:32 , Reply I heard that. But i'm calling bullshit. for instance, what about last week. themong at 05 Mar 11:42 , Reply I think that what is being said is that the current population of approx. 6,000,000,000 is a greater number than the number of people that have ever died. In other words there have not yet been 6 Billion deaths on Planet Earth. GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 11:49 , Reply interesting. Did you know three-fourths of people who ever lived are alive today... we really need to kill people. themong at 05 Mar 12:27 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a dream... That I was shagging Keeley Knightley or Keira Hawes (The woman was a combination of the two), and it was fucking brilliant. TheDon at 05 Mar 11:05 , Reply did you have a wank this morning? matt0161 at 05 Mar 11:07 , Reply Freud spoke of the two people one person thing in dreams.. O & I had a wank.. themong at 05 Mar 11:12 , Reply Who honestly doesn't have a wank every morning? Galahad at 05 Mar 11:17 , Reply peeps with biarches who hang around eating all the cereal matt0161 at 05 Mar 11:21 , Reply was a combo involved? matt0161 at 05 Mar 11:20 , Reply only a few boxing ones to warm up.. themong at 05 Mar 11:22 , Reply And what did Freud have to say about the phenomenom? (My mother was in no way involved) TheDon at 05 Mar 11:23 , Reply he said that I want to fuck my Mum... HOWEVER what the JOKER didn't mention is that she doesnt feel the same.... awkward breakfast time, is all im sayin. themong at 05 Mar 11:31 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- USA I hope the black woman wins DapperDan at 05 Mar 10:46 , Reply Her middle name is Saddam GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 10:47 , Reply http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckEo0tzbUe8 DapperDan at 05 Mar 10:51 , Reply STOP IT PrincessTiiaammii at 05 Mar 11:12 , Reply Attacks with strength 8 rolls 24 sided dice uses sword of elf power http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7278927.stm DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:17 , Reply doesn't care PrincessTiiaammii at 05 Mar 11:20 , Reply uses cloak of bewilderment to unsettle PT DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:22 , Reply You're not one of those weirdos who goes out to a field somewhere with like minded weirdos and gets dressed up like a Medieval troll are you? gaylord at 05 Mar 11:40 , Reply Dont be ridiculous, I am a goblin. DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:42 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gay test Apparently if your index finger is longer than your ring finger you're a definite bummer/beanlicker. Mine are the same length.... GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 10:41 , Reply That E.T. was a right bumlord ! Belms at 05 Mar 10:44 , Reply I thought it was when you put your cock in another mans arse ? looks at hands fuck? themong at 05 Mar 10:46 , Reply FUCK OFF I'm straight as can be and my index is longer than my ring finger! HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay at 05 Mar 10:47 , Reply So is mine PKC at 05 Mar 10:49 , Reply GAYS nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 10:49 , Reply whoops nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 10:50 , Reply panics* PKC at 05 Mar 10:51 , Reply Lezza GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 10:50 , Reply shut up idiot HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay at 05 Mar 11:00 , Reply up yours fatty GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 11:05 , Reply Lezza GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 10:50 , Reply It must be true my index finger is longer than my ring finger. gaylord at 05 Mar 11:00 , Reply my index finger is shorter than my ring finger, I guess I've been kidding myself all these years... PrincessTiiaammii at 05 Mar 11:12 , Reply The shame of it. gaylord at 05 Mar 11:16 , Reply closet hetero nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 11:16 , Reply ha ha ha she called you a hetro! gaylord at 05 Mar 11:41 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- << Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >>
		rooster on Fri 07 March 2008 said... So when is this Keith Lemon show on then? GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 12:30 , Reply March 11th 10pm ITV2. ITV2?! GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 12:51 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think I'd like to fuck Michelle Collins. And she looks like she would favour the balloon knot approach GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 12:03 , Reply She is definitely filthy. Just not that appealing to me. Galahad at 05 Mar 12:05 , Reply I don't want to talk to her or anything, just rough, hard sex, then a taxi. GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 12:08 , Reply A few years ago, when she did 'Sunburn', she would definitely have got it. Hard. TheDon at 05 Mar 12:10 , Reply i'd like to tounge dart her arsehole themong at 05 Mar 12:22 , Reply Yeah, but have you thought about tonguing her arsehole? I'm sure that'd be better GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 12:27 , Reply i'd do that after themong at 05 Mar 12:28 , Reply I don't reckon she's all that. And you'd come away with tongue AIDS - which I believe is very unpleasant indeed. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:31 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "cretin dwarfs" This story about the Indonesian hobbit skeleton on the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7276943.stm Interesting how they've carefully removed any reference to "cretin" and "cretinism", despite Doctor Peter Obendorf, the actual researcher in question, liberally sprinkling those terms around. He did it in the TV news report too. http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2008/03/05/2181122.htm?site=science&topic=latest But god no - let's not call a spade a spade and use actual medical terms - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretinism - if it means upsetting the PC offenderati. strangespiral at 05 Mar 11:31 , Reply You silly sausage. You cannot say anything anymore, you know that by now. Galahad at 05 Mar 11:32 , Reply /wimmin-against-phallic-meatfoods take OFFENSE strangespiral at 05 Mar 11:33 , Reply All well and good mate, but have you got anything with naked women in it? Dollydagger at 05 Mar 11:39 , Reply Hello Dolly! Did you spot the story last week on the sad demise of Buddy Miles? DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:41 , Reply No I didn't. But that is sad. I've been working above, beyond, beneath and below the call of duty recently and haven't kept abreast (snigger) of things. Except the latest development in penis technology, obviously. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 11:44 , Reply Here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7268440.stm Superb drummer who really got the best out of Hendrix IMHO. Tried to submit him to Heroes but Holy Moly must be a Mitch Mitchell man! DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:46 , Reply I always thought Mitch was a bit too avant garde for Hendrix. A touch jazzy. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 11:48 , Reply That was where Hendrix was headed GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 11:50 , Reply Well I think Billy Cox and Buddy Miles gave Hendrix the freedom from the 3.5 minute pop song and so he could spread his creative wings in a jazz/blues style. DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:50 , Reply more to do with the acid... matt0161 at 05 Mar 11:57 , Reply Do tell. Galahad at 05 Mar 11:46 , Reply What? Advancement in penile physics? Or my heart-breaking weeerk ethic? Or Buddy Miles' death? Dollydagger at 05 Mar 11:51 , Reply penile physics? a lolly stick and an elastic band? DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:53 , Reply Can be. Or you can go much more complicated and start looking at pulleys, levers and plate techtonics, depending on girth. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:34 , Reply Penile physics.....I like to keep up. Boom tish. Galahad at 05 Mar 11:57 , Reply Hard subject themong at 05 Mar 12:31 , Reply Doesn't suit everyone, it's true. But with perserverence, courage and anaesthesia, the results can be quite astonishing. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:39 , Reply Aren't they all just spazzes? GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 11:45 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- bring out the gimp . admin at 05 Mar 11:28 , Reply MOTHER..... FUCKER... cowman at 05 Mar 11:31 , Reply but the gimps sleepin... themong at 05 Mar 11:31 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whaaa.... cowman at 05 Mar 11:26 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- test test finished, thank you strangespiral at 05 Mar 11:26 , Reply You broke the board nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 11:26 , Reply Nah it was broken hence why I wrote test - I actually think I may have fixed it. All bow down. strangespiral at 05 Mar 11:33 , Reply I bow down to no one. nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 11:42 , Reply looks sideways Really? Dollydagger at 05 Mar 11:46 , Reply yes nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 11:50 , Reply What about the Queen? Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:27 , Reply I am an ANARCHIST nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 12:34 , Reply makes sign of the Cross Behold! The AntiChrist. prepares stake Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:35 , Reply I think a stake would be for a vampire. Not the antichrist. Dick nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 12:40 , Reply Stake FOR BURNING AT. Dollydagger at 05 Mar 12:46 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- does anyone realise.. Most people in the world are dead. themong at 05 Mar 11:22 , Reply yes matt0161 at 05 Mar 11:22 , Reply But there are more people alive today than have ever lived and died before. TRUFAX GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 11:32 , Reply I heard that. But i'm calling bullshit. for instance, what about last week. themong at 05 Mar 11:42 , Reply I think that what is being said is that the current population of approx. 6,000,000,000 is a greater number than the number of people that have ever died. In other words there have not yet been 6 Billion deaths on Planet Earth. GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 11:49 , Reply interesting. Did you know three-fourths of people who ever lived are alive today... we really need to kill people. themong at 05 Mar 12:27 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a dream... That I was shagging Keeley Knightley or Keira Hawes (The woman was a combination of the two), and it was fucking brilliant. TheDon at 05 Mar 11:05 , Reply did you have a wank this morning? matt0161 at 05 Mar 11:07 , Reply Freud spoke of the two people one person thing in dreams.. O & I had a wank.. themong at 05 Mar 11:12 , Reply Who honestly doesn't have a wank every morning? Galahad at 05 Mar 11:17 , Reply peeps with biarches who hang around eating all the cereal matt0161 at 05 Mar 11:21 , Reply was a combo involved? matt0161 at 05 Mar 11:20 , Reply only a few boxing ones to warm up.. themong at 05 Mar 11:22 , Reply And what did Freud have to say about the phenomenom? (My mother was in no way involved) TheDon at 05 Mar 11:23 , Reply he said that I want to fuck my Mum... HOWEVER what the JOKER didn't mention is that she doesnt feel the same.... awkward breakfast time, is all im sayin. themong at 05 Mar 11:31 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- USA I hope the black woman wins DapperDan at 05 Mar 10:46 , Reply Her middle name is Saddam GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 10:47 , Reply http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckEo0tzbUe8 DapperDan at 05 Mar 10:51 , Reply STOP IT PrincessTiiaammii at 05 Mar 11:12 , Reply Attacks with strength 8 rolls 24 sided dice uses sword of elf power http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7278927.stm DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:17 , Reply doesn't care PrincessTiiaammii at 05 Mar 11:20 , Reply uses cloak of bewilderment to unsettle PT DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:22 , Reply You're not one of those weirdos who goes out to a field somewhere with like minded weirdos and gets dressed up like a Medieval troll are you? gaylord at 05 Mar 11:40 , Reply Dont be ridiculous, I am a goblin. DapperDan at 05 Mar 11:42 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gay test Apparently if your index finger is longer than your ring finger you're a definite bummer/beanlicker. Mine are the same length.... GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 10:41 , Reply That E.T. was a right bumlord ! Belms at 05 Mar 10:44 , Reply I thought it was when you put your cock in another mans arse ? looks at hands fuck? themong at 05 Mar 10:46 , Reply FUCK OFF I'm straight as can be and my index is longer than my ring finger! HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay at 05 Mar 10:47 , Reply So is mine PKC at 05 Mar 10:49 , Reply GAYS nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 10:49 , Reply whoops nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 10:50 , Reply panics* PKC at 05 Mar 10:51 , Reply Lezza GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 10:50 , Reply shut up idiot HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay at 05 Mar 11:00 , Reply up yours fatty GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 11:05 , Reply Lezza GayBowelSyndrome at 05 Mar 10:50 , Reply It must be true my index finger is longer than my ring finger. gaylord at 05 Mar 11:00 , Reply my index finger is shorter than my ring finger, I guess I've been kidding myself all these years... PrincessTiiaammii at 05 Mar 11:12 , Reply The shame of it. gaylord at 05 Mar 11:16 , Reply closet hetero nosensenofeeling at 05 Mar 11:16 , Reply ha ha ha she called you a hetro! gaylord at 05 Mar 11:41 , Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- << Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >>
		randomboo on Fri 07 March 2008 said... rooster = cunt
		BatemansBusinessCard on Fri 07 March 2008 said... Rooster = stroker x bellend. I enjoy wanking from a 2nd floor balcony onto the heads of the congregated smokers and ask them how they feel about the effects of wanking on those in the vicinity to the wanker. Bastards stubbed their cigs out on my cock. I am starting to like it.
		bezrington on Sat 08 March 2008 said... poster you are a fucking first class CUNT go and suck your Mummys Balls you sad fuckwit
		ryangarg on Sat 08 March 2008 said... i dont mind smoking outside as it makes the pub/club slightly more pleasant, but you fucks, one, kicking me outside in the first place, and second, then moaning about smokers smoking outside does my head in, you cant have your cunt cake and eat it.
		shiggybiggs on Sat 08 March 2008 said... yeah i mean, like "everyone go outside to smoke" - 'because we all enjoy the smell of sweat!' Miserable bastards! surely if you own a pub it should be the owners right to decide if you can smoke in it or not. and if your worried about passive smoking fuck off somewhere you miserable cunt. The government that granted the wish of all you total fuckwits and you (poster and anyone else that agrees with the anti smoking laws) why dont you just stay at home where im sure its smoke free?
		diepiggy on Sat 08 March 2008 said... How about all the smokers go fuck off and die of cancer, if you would be so kind
		TokenH on Sat 08 March 2008 said... Rooster killed this post, thanks for that cocksucker.
		TokenH on Sun 09 March 2008 said... Probably a non smoker. Cunt.
		MrBeefy on Sun 09 March 2008 said... I can't see the point of smoking. But for fuck's sake. All of the smokers I work with go outside and are usually good-humoured about the fact that it's cold and wet. Now they have to contend with the anti-smoking Nazis claiming the fucking pavement! What next, the volume of air they occupy? Give it a rest you joyless fuckstick.
		bystander on Sun 09 March 2008 said... I'm going to start taking my car into the office.
		BustySinclair on Mon 10 March 2008 said... If poster got a job that didn't involve delivering parcels on a pushbike, cleaning windows or anything else that means spending the majority of his day on the pavement with (gasp!) people who do things he doesn't like, this wouldn't be such a burning issue for them. Shut up and deal with it. I don't like dullards or poorly dressed people but I can't force what would be most of my colleagues onto the pavement. Yet.
		Barbersmith on Mon 10 March 2008 said... The people who complained about pubs being smoky are the same cunts who order coffee in pubs, and bring their fucking children as well.
		BustySinclair on Tue 11 March 2008 said... I like it when they bring their kids in to let them run around screaming and throwing things, completely oblivious to their surroundings. Because when the go hurtling past me I trip them with my foot or umbrella, or 'accidentally' spill my drink in their path - fun for all
		Tunafish on Sun 17 August 2008 said... OP...you are obviously the sort of fucking cuntwhore who introduced the smoking ban...fuck you, right in the ear