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My sister	So tight-fisted that, in order to save a bit of cash for her multitudinous ISAs and other investments, she decrees she doesn’t believe in Christmas or Christianity in general, and so will only give very small and inexpensive presents at Christmas, otherwise it would be hypocritical of her. It doesn’t stop her coveting and hoarding the expensive gifts she wants from us, her family and friends, or stuffing herself with Christmas dinner and chocolates on December 25th though, does it? Talking of hypocrisy, wasn’t it you, sister dear, this non-believer of Christianity, who, in the scheme of your big , fuck-off wedding, paid for by our Dad, married in a church, a fucking CHURCH of all places, because Registry Offices are for scrubbers and you don’t get as many presents? Jesus Christ! (No pun intended). She'll be picking peanuts out of shit soon.

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COMMENTS

		cowman on Mon 31 December 2007 said... Sounds a bit of a cunt right enough..
		Plodder on Mon 31 December 2007 said... Sounds familiar, i've got a sister in law like that. She's a Cunt too. Butter up your folks so that when they pop it you get the house. Then give her a painting or an ashtray or something as an inexpensive keepsake!
		LuciferSam on Mon 31 December 2007 said... Nothing like Christmas to bring families together in happy sing-along.
		personunavailable on Mon 31 December 2007 said... "She'll be picking peanuts out of shit soon." Tell her to remember the 3 second rule.
		Fatcunt on Tue 01 January 2008 said... Sounds like a right whining cunt to me. No doubt he will give her all his cash when her new hubby blacks her eye and leaves her stranded up the spout.
		simeslesimes on Wed 02 January 2008 said... why dont you just tell her to fuck off
		Token Heterosexual on Thu 03 January 2008 said... You sound like one of those fucking maggots that go "Oh come on, it's Christmas", yet come January 2nd you revert back to being an obnoxious fucking scrote. I'm with your sister, at least she's fucking consistent. Oh and if she gives a nice blow job, cuz it seems you'd know, could you kick her my way? Cheers, dickhead.
		Kitty on Thu 03 January 2008 said... I wish you had the nerve to say it to her face.