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My next door neighbour.......	....drives a Subaru Imprezza, with a personalised numberplate and listens to Level 42. Tit.

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		mrkanish on Fri 13 June 2008 said... screw all his doors and windows shut and burn the fuckers house down
		Kentpumas on Fri 13 June 2008 said... I read "Subaru" and automatically knew the guy was a cunt....the personalised plate and Level 42 don't even come into it.
		fuckwit on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Sounds like a lyric by the Arctic Monkeys. Or maybe Madness. What's the next verse? My neighbour drives a Subaru, He has a personalised number plate, Listens to Level 42... OUR HOUSE, IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET, OUR HOUSE...
		Kermit on Fri 13 June 2008 said... The teenager next door listens to My chemical Romance- that's sheer torture when you're busy throwing a few chipolatas on the BBQ and chilling out with a glass of wine after a hard day's work...
		hamstir on Fri 13 June 2008 said... key the fucker next time your pissed
		SaleoftheCentury on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Level 42, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I never thought that I would ever have to hear that fucking band again.
		Alright on Fri 13 June 2008 said... could be worse...he could be listening to Johnny Hates Jazz or Brother Beyond.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Or Modern Romance. SoC - you've fucked the page up with your Level 42 rage!
		SaleoftheCentury on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Sorry Alright, calmed down a bit now but I really really hated them and Mark King (?) must have been the blandest man in pop. Or maybe Tears For Fears, or Simply Red....Fuck me there was some nasty music floating around at the time wasn't there
		fuckwit on Fri 13 June 2008 said... "Now he's playing some new hit (ooo-ooo-oo), it might be by Simply Red, or some such other shit... OUR HOUSE, IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET..."
		boggzy on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Can you remember the videos, balding midget King with the bass positioned round his neck slapping away. And the nasal whine!! FFS!
		fuckwit on Fri 13 June 2008 said... "Now the cunt's begun to sing.... playing along with his bass, he thinks he's Mark King... OUR HOUSE" (OK, I'll stop now)
		MrsMoon on Fri 13 June 2008 said... ...OP, do you live in 1987...?
		fuckwit on Fri 13 June 2008 said... "Mrs Moon has come for tea... (ooo-ooo-ooo), shoves her knickers in my mouth and makes me drink her wee... OUR HOUSE..."
		boggzy on Fri 13 June 2008 said... I reckon at this rate, you'll have a handsome deal on the table from some shitty indie label by lunchtime, fuckwit! If you're middle class and you can disguise it by singing like an essex boy, then so much the better!
		slinkybackrinkadink on Fri 13 June 2008 said... There's nothing wrong with an Impreza, strong, fast car. Level 42 however, are cunts, and so too are their listeners.
		echobeach on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Apparently his kid has a mini-Subaru pedal car. (Must be running in the fa-m-il-y ...).
		fuckwit on Fri 13 June 2008 said... "Strong, fast car"... blimey
		Upthebot on Fri 13 June 2008 said... SUBARU = CUNT HOOK
		poshfloozy on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Great...now I've got 'The Chinese Way' stuck in my head. Please give your neighbour a dry slap from me.
		Happyfinish on Fri 13 June 2008 said... You need to move to a better area OP.
		carter on Sat 14 June 2008 said... Give Frekks my regards
		Lil on Sat 14 June 2008 said... So he's gotta be about 38 then.. yup, still a virgin, with absolutely no chance of a shag unless its with that heap of foreign tat he drives.. and he probably calls himself "Wendy" at the weekends.