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My Family	I know its an easy target but I dont know a single person who watches it. How the fuck does it remain on our TV. What the fuck is the point of it. ARRRGHHHHH

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		missspooge on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I've never heard of it. Is it on some obscure Sky channel?
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 18 June 2008 said... yep, your family is an easy target, your mum's so fat etc...
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... She's got her own postcode..
		thegoonsquad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...she told me her weight and I thought it was her phone number.
		squealer on Wed 18 June 2008 said... She's got her own gravitational pull....
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... she went out in high heels, and came home in flip flops..
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... she has an old betamax video as a pacemaker..
		thegoonsquad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ..she jumped in the air and got stuck
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ..she fell in love, and broke it.
		thegoonsquad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...she causes solar eclipses when she walks outside.
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ..she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone.
		jnewco81 on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...She has Ragu for blood
		thegoonsquad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...shes got reverse lights
		hamstir on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...her school photo's an aerial shoot
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ..she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
		thegoonsquad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ..she uses the ocean as a bath
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...her belt size is 'Equator'
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ..she has lifeguards in her soup bowl
		dandyboy on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...she washes herself with a rag on a stick.
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...she beeps when she walks backwards
		hamstir on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ..uses a matress for a tampon.
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...she gets her clients to wash their cocks in the sink with a blue solution beforehand.
		Blingo on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...you can see her arse from the front
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...she has a back of the neck that looks like 6 hotdogs.
		thegoonsquad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ..when she wore high heels she struck oil
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...she has a wooden leg with a kick stand.
		Hillbilly on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I drove round her and ran out of petrol
		mrbrown on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...when she sits around the house, she sits aaa-round the house.
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 18 June 2008 said... she's got a glass eye with a fish in it
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ..when I took her to the zoo I got a reward for bringing her back.
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... When your dad wants to fuck her he slaps the fat and rides the waves
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...they've installed speed humps at the eat all you can buffet for when she visits.
		mrkanish on Wed 18 June 2008 said... when ya dad was laid in bed next to her he said "I'll never get over you..........I'll have to get up and walk round"
		TheDuke on Wed 18 June 2008 said... your mums a slag.
		claire on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Are these all from the Les Dawson Book of Jokes? Not that I'm complaining.
		mrkanish on Wed 18 June 2008 said... burns arse on lightbulb shaggin OPs Mum
		westhammer on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Still 1000 nay, 2000 times better than Little Miss Jocelyn. And some wanker found reason to take that from BBC3 to BBC2. It is a bit shit though
		hamstir on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Zoe Wannamakers my guilty crush
		Sable on Wed 18 June 2008 said... 'My Family' stopped being funny around the same time that Daniella Denby-Ashe turned legal. These two facts may be related. Anyway, the BBC can't show 'Terry and June' any more so it needs something to fill the void for all those people who think Fred Basset is the height of comedy sophistication.
		Sable on Wed 18 June 2008 said... And westhammer's spot on.
		libertyvalance2008 on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I wank over Zoe
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... My Family is up there with Derek an Clive when compared with After You've Gone starring Nicholas Lyndhurst. The theme tune performed by Jamie Cullum is fair notice that you've got 24 minutes of crabs cunt about to boot off on your screen.
		NickyFish on Wed 18 June 2008 said... "she has Ragu for blood"... Brilliant..
		NickyFish on Wed 18 June 2008 said... "she has Ragu for blood"... Brilliant..
		Rigsby74 on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I may have read it on here but I'm sure I've read somewhere that Robert Lyndsey makes 3 hundred grand an episode, or series. Figure could be way off, but its defnitely a lot. You should bear this in mind next time you pay the tv licence.
		TheDuke on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Robert Lyndsey as been funny since he did Nightingales.
		dandyboy on Thu 19 June 2008 said... While I don't think I've seen him in anything else, he looks like someone who should be good but you don't quite know why.
		claire on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Citizen Smith?
		pisskidney on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Robert Lindsay could have a half hour slot on BBC69 during which he slots a badger for half an hour and it would still be quality