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My (ex) friend	An email went out to a few old mates this week suggesting a get together in a few weekends time. One response: Hiya all, Sounds great guys but I have tickets to see Bon Jovi that weekend! Livin on a prayer YEAH! Catch you all soon Who the FUCK have you become? Fucking Bon Jovi? YEAH? I will be happy if I never ever see you again you awful 30 something cliche.

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		catfood on Wed 18 June 2008 said... shoot him. and then shoot yourself. it's the only way to be sure.
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... A Bon Jovi tribute band plays in my mate's local from time to time and they're called By Jovi.
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 18 June 2008 said... probably the same cunt from here that put bruce cunting springsteen in the heroes
		BlartMonster on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...and then shoot Bon Jovi. And By Jovi as well. Just to be sure
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... And Springsteen with his oily fucking jeans..
		mrkanish on Wed 18 June 2008 said... who is your favorite band OP? let me know so I can go out and buy all their albums so I can be cool like you
		Sable on Wed 18 June 2008 said... An alternative view might be that if you're prepared to stop being friends with this person simply because either a) they've already made arrangements to do something else on that night or b) they like a band which you think is uncool... then you probably weren't terribly good friends to start with. In fact, if the answer's b) then perhaps your soon-to-be-ex-friend is a lot more relaxed and at ease with who they are than you are, you desperate still-wanting-to-be-seventeen-and-down-wid-da-yoot super-cliche.
		ahknowme on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Give it a year or two and you'll be going with 'em. It comes to us all. I thrust skewers in my ears to save me from the same fate.
		hamstir on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Bon Jovi is actually swingers slang for 18 year old romanian princessess your loss i'd say
		Wankhand on Wed 18 June 2008 said... To be fair that sentence 'Livin on a prayer YEAH!' did make me cringe.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I think the OP took exception to the more-corny-than-Kansas sign off line.
		cockend on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I agree with Sable, in short, your a cunt.
		jacobsdad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I think the OP secretly loves Bon Jovi and as just jealous that he wasn't invited.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Maybe your mate has gone and got himself a better set of friends and it was just his way of telling you all to fuck off?
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Have you been looking for him? Is he now wanted - dead or alive?
		mrkanish on Wed 18 June 2008 said... you give friends a bad name
		HeroicDose on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Wo-OH, living in a bedsit.
		jacobsdad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Bad Friendicine
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Shake it up, just like bad friendicine ,There aint no doctor that can cure my disease..
		HeroicDose on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Check you two out.
		themong on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I'm taking her there, I don't like Bonjovi but I love that little thing she does with her tongue. Did you teach her that?
		HeroicDose on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Lay your quim on me.
		dewie on Wed 18 June 2008 said... My missus went to see Bon Jovi at the new Coventry Arena (bit of a double whammy of shitness really) with a mate as she fancied a bit of 80's nostalgia. She described it as "Shit - a total waste of money". Apparently they were very quiet and really dull (yes, I know - we could have told her that before she went). Anyway - she's now coming to see Slayer with me so that may make up for it. Or I may still have to kill her. I'm not yet sure.
		jacobsdad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I am trying to work out which is worse - Bon Jovi or Bryan Adams (not just for spelling his name with a "y")??
		Hillbilly on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I used to know a bloke who was, for a short time, lead singer for By Jovi and he went on Stars In Their Eyes but he really hit fame when he wanked his girlfriends dog off over her while she slept, filmed it and distributed the film. Says it all really...
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Bryan Adams had the good grace to stop making records and take up photography.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Could be worse - could be Europe your mate was going to see
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Changed his name to Ansel for a bit of anonymity
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or Ugly Kid Joe.
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or Def Leppard
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or Extreme
		catfood on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Stryper!
		Wankhand on Wed 18 June 2008 said... or Thunder
		slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 18 June 2008 said... While you've not changed a bit, eh OP?
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or The Little Angels
		Wankhand on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or RATT
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... or Mr Big
		Wankhand on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or W.A.S.P
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or Runrig
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... or Poison
		Wankhand on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or Warrant
		jacobsdad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... or SKIN
		BustySinclair on Wed 18 June 2008 said... or Skid Row
		hamstir on Wed 18 June 2008 said... or Coldplay
		Wankhand on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or LA Guns
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or Love and Rockets
		mrkanish on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Slayer
		Wankhand on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or Great White
		thegoonsquad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or Giant
		Wankhand on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or Queensryche
		thegoonsquad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Or Cinderella
		mrkanish on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Aerosmith
		Sable on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I saw Aerosmith live in 1993-ish and they were sodding brilliant. I also saw Def Leppard live about five years before that, and they were good too. At least, I think so. I was deaf for the following three days and I was sexually molested whilst in the crush at the front - all things considered, top gig.
		BurningWheel on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Slaughter
		HeroicDose on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I hope above commentors are not suggesting that Slayer or Queensryche are worse than Bon Jovi? You penile gibbons. I will be at a festival next week where Def Leppard are playing. Please send me your piss donations so I can send them all stagewards. Fucking poncy cunts.
		MrPickles on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Are they playing in Coventry, my cousin (silly cunt) is going to see them.
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Aerosmith do not belong in the shower of shit list in my opinion. I'd replace them with Twisted Sister.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I like to see Def Leppard play Coventry - preferably at the end of 1940 - they'd be explosive.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I'D like to see.. clumsy fucking twat.
		dewie on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Sable - sorry about that but "Armageddon It" makes me uncontrollably horny and I have to stick my fingers in the nearest sweaty mimsy I can find.
		lethalweaponpoo on Wed 18 June 2008 said... This is brilliant
		HeroicDose on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Kwebb, I went to see Little Angels twice in the early 90s. What a stupid cunt I am. I am making up for it now.
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... HD - I recorded the Chart Show one Saturday and they had the video for Kicking Up Dust by them as the "Rough Cut" that week. I went in to town and pinched it from WH Smith on cassette single. Played it repeatedly for weeks. There - I feel better now.. exhales - chins tumbler of scotch
		HeroicDose on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I only really liked the first album, none of the Boneyard shite. The second time I saw them live, the singer (Tony Japseye) pointed me out for not clapping along to Young Gods or some other shit. Fuck off, curly.
		dandyboy on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Young Gods were ace. Gun, now they were shit.
		BlartMonster on Thu 19 June 2008 said... I think any band from the NWOBHM (new wave of british heavy metal, as it was termed) could have made that shit list. I went to see Saxon with a mate on a freebie and they were fucking awful. I thought he said we were going to watch Savlon...
		kwebb on Thu 19 June 2008 said... I used to install cable TV's and Phones in Brighton and the bloke who drove the van - Terry - had to listen to Gun's version of Word Up every day to "get me juices flowing san".
		HeroicDose on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Blart, I's also seeing Saxon next week. I expect to be crying with laughter. My local pub has their song "Denim and Leather" on the jukebox. It is fucking hilarious. Thank fuck that metal has improved so much (ignore Noo Metal spiky hair boyband bullshit, doesn't count).
		dewie on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Saxon were at this metal festival we went to a couple of weeks ago. Hilarious. Is it me or is the ead singer actually Russ Abbott in a long grey wig?
		HeroicDose on Fri 20 June 2008 said... I think you might be right there, Dewie. "I love a party with a metal atmosphere".