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Minnie Driver No, you cant act.

No, you can't sing.

No, nobody is interested in who the "mystery" father of your child is.

Just FUCK OFF.

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COMMENTS
watersladelady on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
And you've got a fucking stupid name.
Kingmaker on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
At last!!!!!! Now that was funny! Did you hear her blah, blah, blah on the wireless! WHAT A CUNT! Jaw bone jutting cuntface!
Beeker on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
that makes her kid a bastard!
porkmaster69 on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
all mini drivers are cunts
titmonkeyferrettwat on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Fuck off Quagmire jaw.
Bernice Woodall on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Ahahahaaaaaa Quagmire. Now that's how to make a funny post, OP take note (though I DO hate Minnie Driver)
Kitty on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
She's a larger more brunette version of Geri Halliwell.
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
If the mystery father turns out to be Chinese and she has a son is he going to be called Spike in honour of the immigrants who were worked to death on the railroads?
MrsMoon on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
You can pick up Sky Sports 2 with her face.
chimper on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
I can guarantee you, it's not my kid.
OhGod on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
I'd still do her, I'm not fussy.
DickyM on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
me too, up the wrong un
MrBeefy on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Not your kid either, then.
fuckwit on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
If she turns her face to 37.3DEG East she can get Sky Sports, which is more than I have. Lucky posh cunt bitch aaaaarrrgh Mrs Banki beat me to the gag! Shit
chickenkiev on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
I listened to the podcast of her on Ross yesterday. She had THE FUCKING TEMERITY to compare herself to a Rennaisance figure. Motherfucking shiteating coathanger gobbed fuckwit
zammosbird on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
fuckwit why did you repeat the shit gag then. Id do minnie and her on screen daughter in The riches while eddie wankard wasnt watching
DOGPAS on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
she has awesome big titties at the moment though, those milkers are FINE.............., OH & by the way mystery over...., I am the Dad....
Barbersmith on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
I remember her tits in Knowing Me, Knowing You. The rest of her can fuck right off.
MrsMoon on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
zammosbird, 'shit' gag... harsh statement, like this next one, you do better then, you fucking cunt.
funkymonky on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
She may have a jawbone like David twatting Coulthard, but she's still a cutie and i'd love to do the posh bitch :-)
thundachick on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
she probley dont know who the father is either, the old slapper
bystander on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Is she the one with corkscrew hair?
zammosbird on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
mm dont get out of your pram you inconsequential fuck
puddlejumper on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Minnie Driver's Head http://tinyurl.com/5gshkz
HeroicDose on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
She has a head like a fucking caravan.
rachael on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
she is the one who TRIED to make it in HOLLYWOOD but never really succeded until she came back to your country where she is a Celebrity now because you seem to make celebrities out of the most UGLY actresses in the world
rachael on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
she is the one who TRIED to make it in HOLLYWOOD but never really succeded until she came back to your country where she is a Celebrity now because you seem to make celebrities out of the most UGLY actresses in the world
fuckwit on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Inconsequential is a very long word for a bird, eh Banki?
fuckwit on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Inconsequential is a very long word for a bird, eh Banki?
MrsMoon on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Yes Mr Wit, it sure is, but not as long as neurofibromatosis or even that old pony antidisestablishmentarianism, you can say what you like about me, but none of my fucks are inconsequential.
MrsMoon on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Heroic, head like a caravan, nice one, like it, like it!
HeroicDose on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Ta MrsM. It's just missing a towbar on the chin.
zammosbird on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Im sure they are all well remunerated
MrsMoon on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
Oh please, my sides!
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