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Middle Class Haters	I'm sorry i'm middle class. I'm sorry i went to a minor public school, had two holiday's a year; one to italy for summer the other skiing in the alps for christmas, lived in riverside property, got educated, like going to museums and art galleries, have a very liberal outlook on life through travelling when i had the chance and have two middle names. see how i am the root of all evil. And don't give me any of this "i'm working class i never stood a chance" crap. pull your fucking fingers out, get rid of that chip on your shoulder and improve yourself. Without the middle class this country would really be in the shit. the only culture we would have is grimecore and eastenders. so please don't blame the middle class, in case you thick shits hadn't noticed we are in "the middle" despised by both chavs and toffs. Pseudo Trotskyite Bollocks.

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		SpackoMcDribble on Tue 01 July 2008 said... which one was the middle class one? was it Barker or Corbett? I'm pretty sure it was Barker
		Nadiestar on Tue 01 July 2008 said... What Ho... lets all go fox hunting!
		Nadiestar on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Barker was the funnier one. The other one was just little and creepy but not beadles hand creepy. But still creepy!
		poisondwarf on Tue 01 July 2008 said... So educated you don't know when to use capital letters. What, what, what!
		hamstir on Tue 01 July 2008 said... being working class means i wasn't buggered by the big boys at school ...left that to the priest at chapel
		catfood on Tue 01 July 2008 said... so you essentially have a chip on your shoulder about people that have chips on their shoulders, even though they may very well not. makes perfect sense to me.
		Cowscunt on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I have chips 'n' gravy on my shoulders, what class does that make me?
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... The first sentence makes sense. Its goes downhill after that.
		ComradeDuch on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Chippy pleb
		Youvegotmailgenitalia on Tue 01 July 2008 said... You silly, silly cunt
		tigertim on Tue 01 July 2008 said... You belligerent idiot. You are middle only by name, what kind of prick names his two holidays a year, also are you saying that you went to the same two places EVERY year? I grew up in the true middle class of the 80s, 1 holiday a year always in England, lived in a house whose location was just a fact not a bragging right and received (got) an education with the common folk. The middle class have ruined the country with their 2nd homes destroying the very foundation of our nation.
		on Tue 01 July 2008 said... It's wrong that we would only have Eastenders if there were no middle class - what about the 'writers' of the soaps? That's a middle class profession surely not.
		ConradFeinsteigal on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Real Middle class boys all have rosey-red cheeks and fluffy, fly-away hair. This is how you can spot them from the lower middle class imposters. Just so you all know if you didn't already.
		tigertim on Tue 01 July 2008 said... True, we would have a real reflection of working class life in our arts, rather than this utter 'middle class' written crap.
		tigertim on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Again I am slow, preface my comment with; cumgargler what you say is...
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... TigerTim, I wouldn't want to be rude but well done for backing up the OP's post.
		on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Well, TT says he's middle class so he's allowed to say what he wants about his own.
		tigertim on Tue 01 July 2008 said... SOTC: But I'm not working class, never have been. I just don't like chips on shoulders, which is what the OP has. I'm glad you don't want to be rude though, it is the first step!
		ComradeDuch on Tue 01 July 2008 said... toiling proles
		chinky on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Its so useful that we can separate the whole country into these neatly defined groups.
		on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Someone told me once that proles and animals are free (they lifted that from someone else - you know who you are...)
		MerylHighground on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Nothing to do with fluffy hair - that's aristocratic in-breds like James Hewitt. The middle class are those who buy every flavour of Pringles in the supermarket rather than selecting one.
		Shand on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I know my place...
		dickiedaviseyes on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Only the nouveux riche call themselves middle class
		Dollydagger on Tue 01 July 2008 said... For the record, OP, I think you're lying. I think you are really rather poor, went to a bog standard comp, only dream of alpine skiing and, quite frankly, are a bit of a desperate loser, no?
		ComradeDuch on Tue 01 July 2008 said... arriviste motherfuckers
		roland82 on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Come on OP own up.
		Posage on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Damn you OP, the idea of your rant is sound but you fuck it up with your spelling and sentence structure, as well as pointlessly naming your holidays. This takes it into the realm of boasting. I am upset and disappointed in you.
		MrsMac on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Hey OP, here's a middle class insult for you. You are a penis cranium
		Hillbilly on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Upper classes and working classes have alot in common such as inbreeding, wearing scruffy clothes, driving old bangers and being shameless. My mum is upper class and my dad was a tramp. I don't know what I am and I don't care. I think I look up to John Cleese and down on Ronnie Corbet and Shand.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Let it go people.. let it go
		redexile on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Must have been a pretty shit minor public school, otherwise know the plural of 'holiday' is 'holidays', and not 'holiday's'. That's what they taught me at my urban comprehensive, anyway.
		BigVern on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Fuck off david cameron you cunt!!!!!!
		PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 01 July 2008 said... bless, this post should be called 'middle class shame: why I got everything and feel quite guilty... PS I've been on dead good holidays you know'
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Is OP the speccy kid I used to beat up in school? He was also an overly dramatic fuckwit.
		mrbrown on Tue 01 July 2008 said... All well and good OP, I quite agree. It's the 'I have a very liberal outlook on life' that gets my goat. At least you're not a champagne leftie though - they are the very worst.
		BobRoberts on Tue 01 July 2008 said... What an absolute fucking cock the OP is. I'm working class, and have no grievance whatsoever with anyone else simply because of their class - however this post could possibly persuade me otherwise. I don't give a fuck where you went on holiday, where you shop or what type of education you had, as the chances are, you live no better a life for it. If you truly had a liberal outlook on life, you'd stop talking shite about us proletariats and get on with booking your next mind-widening holiday to Marrakech, where I hope you get the worst bout of the shits you've ever had, you smug, ignorant twat.
		fuckwit on Tue 01 July 2008 said... At least the middle classes don't tend to hide their stepdaughters in drawer divans on Dewsbury council estates...
		GroveR on Tue 01 July 2008 said... "At least the middle classes don't tend to hide their stepdaughters in drawer divans on Dewsbury council estates..." True, they leave them home alone and fuck off over the road for a cheeky tapas.
		Posage on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Shannon Vs Madeleine - who will win? I honest to God have never seen an uglier cunt than that stepfather though - nearly blinded me.
		GroveR on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Maddie would have the reach but you can see Shannon would be a right filthy brawler, a bit like Benn.
		GroveR on Tue 01 July 2008 said... That's Nigel, not Hillary. The soppy cunt.
		Barbersmith on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Poster - you didn't expect to come out well from this, did you?
		Leccy on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Whaaaaaa! Some big boys took my ball Mummy!
		washinglinethief on Tue 01 July 2008 said... The op sounds gay to me. was probably buggered senseless at his public school by both the older pupils and the teachers and grew to like it. Whilst he may have received a reasonoble education the scars of abuse are still with him and surface everytime he sucks another mans cock.
		Thegirl on Tue 01 July 2008 said... OP, being middle class is not the reason that people hate you. It's because you're a whiny cock.
		fluff on Tue 01 July 2008 said... You don't need to be sorry about being middle class. Just don't try to be all working class and down wiv da kids and hide your true identity, or boast about your parents having more money than mine, or breed irritating children with names like Jacinta whose behaviour is atrocious because mummy and daddy don't believe in smacking, or well, breathe really.
		McCrack on Tue 01 July 2008 said... What a fucking cunt you are OP
		BlartMonster on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Does it really fucking matter what class you allegedly come from? A cunt is a cunt is a ropey chipladen fucker with no sense of irony. Fuck off, stop trying to convince yourself you've achieved something and get me my Big Mac meal. And yes, I'll go large on the fucker.
		bystander on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I think I am upper-lower middle class and nobody bummed me. So now I feel left out and asking myself "Where did it all go wrong?"
		MrKite on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Some kid stole your Blackberry OP? i don't care if you're middle class, you're a cunt, as simple as that.
		getcunter on Tue 01 July 2008 said... OI! Caaaaaaaaaant. I think you'll find that the Middle Class is, as you implied, the ultimate limbo area. "Without us this country would have no culture". This is laughable. Define culture for me, you cunt, then get back to me. Most great art (at least in this country) is either proletariat or bourgeois in origin (do you know these words, OP? You patronised me, I patronise you :) Now do be good, and get the fuck back to looking at priceless artefacts and art you know nothing about, just for the sake of being there, you ignorant, boring cretin!
		SukhaLondongrada on Tue 01 July 2008 said... this almost makes me wish we were communists. but then there wouldn't be enough nice shoes for me to spend daddy's money on....
		EvilFecker on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Oh Nenny, please may we stay up and listen to you on the flute? Please Nenny? Shut up you toffy nosed cunt
		ooooohblondie on Wed 02 July 2008 said... What about the underclass. No-one mentions them any more? Where have they gone? I want to know. I'm worried about them.
		salari on Wed 02 July 2008 said... I've got news for you OP, with a upbringing like that you're full on Middle-upper class, if not a full blown case of upper class. You went to fucking Public school and have two middle names for Christ's sake. There's a big difference between being upper class having achieved the status (though Lord knows why any cunt would WANT to be), and being born with a silver spoon in your mouth. And besides, if all of the middle/upper classes were like you, is it such a surprise to realise you're disliked?
		dewie on Wed 02 July 2008 said... My Dad is well posh, public school, Oxford etc and my Mum is working class with no qualifications. What does that make me? Other than a cunt? OP is full of shite. My butler went on better holidays than that. Middle class my ass.