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Michael Stich on Five Live	Interviewing a female French tennis player the other evening, managed to engage her on the topics of shopping, love letters and her favourite animal. Why not just cut to the chase and ask whether she'd like to be seeded higher up? You didn't ask Roger Federer about his favourite fucking aftershave. Lecherous, cringeworthy cunt.

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		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... More importantly does she like missionary, cowgirl or doggy? And has she ever seen any lesbian trysts featuring Sharapova, Jankovic and Ivanovic in the showers? Issues a small prayer to any deity in the vicinity
		bystander on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Is he the bald one from the pop combo?
		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Bystander, that's Michael Bolton
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 25 June 2008 said... non-stop dancing cunt
		hamstir on Wed 25 June 2008 said... RRB she's french have to be doggy with all that garlic breath. Op tennis on the radio get a life
		fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I like the idea of seeding a French tennis player. And RRB, you're messing with my dreams
		catfood on Wed 25 June 2008 said... where can i get a copy of that pic of the bird scratching her arse on the tennis court that was popular in about 1979?
		BigVern on Wed 25 June 2008 said... there you go catfood http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07/TennisGirl_450x675.jpg
		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... 1976 I think you'll find catfood. google image "tennis girl" like I just did. Still does it for me...
		ComradeDuch on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Tennis on the radio indeed, tch. 'Poc...... poc..... grunt......poc.....fifteen love'.
		Thesniggeringcunt on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Didn't some Manchester Radio station do the "Lawn or Porn" competition last year where contestants had to tell the difference between the sound effercts of a tennis player and a grumble flick. Now that's entertainment!
		Thesniggeringcunt on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Didn't some Manchester Radio station do the "Lawn or Porn" competition last year where contestants had to tell the difference between the sound effercts of a tennis player and a grumble flick. Now that's entertainment!
		hamstir on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
		BASIC on Wed 25 June 2008 said... "Lawn or Porn" sounds like the sort of shit fatty Moyles would do on his "show".
		Shmuck83 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Andrew Castle is the bigger Bell-End if we are going to slag off tennis commentators. He is the most cringeworthy cunt I have ever heard. Also, he needs to remove his tongue from Andy Murrays' Anus. Is he really the best that the BBC could come up with?
		Shmuck83 on Wed 25 June 2008 said... At least John Lloyd won the Wimbledon mixed doubles championship in 197?... Also, why are UK female tennis players so ugly and fat?
		MerylHighground on Wed 25 June 2008 said... None of the male tennis commentators are remotely interested in women's tennis.They come over all unnecessary during interviews with female players, wanking themselves to a standstill over their pretty little ways - while trying to sneak a glimpse at their finely trimmed playing surface. Nice work if you can get it.
		bowelhazard on Wed 25 June 2008 said... I got it, spacko.
		bystander on Wed 25 June 2008 said... Radio should be saved for football
		PennyCentury on Thu 26 June 2008 said... It's not just Five Live and it's not just male commentators. The other day Tracey Austin was talking endlessly about Maria Sharapova's outfit suiting her figure. Stupid, pointless, vapid, insulting, sexist, fucking claptrap. You dont hear McEnroe talking about Federer's arse looking fat in his shorts. Well done, Trace, you keep women's tennis where it belongs - as a glorified way for blokes to look at Russian teenager's knickers. Air brained bitch.
		bystander on Thu 26 June 2008 said... "Russian teenager's knickers" can somebody let me know what time this programme is on?
		UncleFelcher on Mon 30 June 2008 said... and your point is .....???