BustySinclair on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Don't question it, just appreciate it.
buzzybelew on Tue 17 June 2008 said... He's too busy kiddy diddling.
kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... He's been busy. I fix his computer.
JiggeryCock on Tue 17 June 2008 said... He's gone to Tampa with the kids
CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 17 June 2008 said... He couldn't get the publicity he needed without Jarvis Cocker's arse.
JiggeryCock on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Don't worry, they're being given away free with Pete Townshend's book on Paedophilia
kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I cracked the 'Tampa with the kids gag' to a woman from Tampa who had kids the other night. Rude cow never laughed at all. The cheek of it!
slinkybackrinkadink on Tue 17 June 2008 said... He realised no-one would but them. Maybe the kids...
LuciferSam on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Also still waiting on the singles for the south-east Asian tsunami and Chinese earthquake.
beatnut on Tue 17 June 2008 said... not sure where he is but i can't find my kids anywhere
Dollydagger on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Perhaps he considered the world had suffered enough already.
BurningWheel on Tue 17 June 2008 said... For fucks sake, Bono. He's got a lot on his mind these days.
kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Bono has plenty to deal with. I ate in his restaurant and drank his bar dry at the weekend.
MrBeefy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Fuck me, kwebb. You get around.
kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... You knows it Beefy!
MrBeefy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Are you sat outside my house in a pimped up Astra with purple underlighters, spinning rims and bitching bassline? *loads shotgun*
kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Would you like me to be?
MrBeefy on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Now then....not that kind of bulldog.