Gordina on Thu 03 July 2008 said... u do doh don't u
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I'd call the OP a cunt if I didn't agree completely. You're not rumplefuckingstiltskin, you're a twat with overly styled effeminate hair. I bet you wax every inch of your scrawny bisto coloured body and you have the IQ of a somewhat drunk kitten. Please for the love of god fuck off and die quietly in the corner.
TheDuke on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I wear pointy shoes....only so i can make them curl up when a handsome lady walks past. It works about 1 in every 12. Most of the time i just look a cunt.
RightRoyalBastard on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Duke!! How could you you traitor! A proportionate punishment must be given. Chop your feet off.
littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... pointy shoes = wonky willies
TheDuke on Thu 03 July 2008 said... RRB - Its worth it. 1 in 12 isn't a bad track record, mate...i can also make steam come out of my ears, my top hat rise 3 inches above my head and my monocle spin. The women love it. i got game.
Nadiestar on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I certainly would Dukey! Not arf!
BASIC on Thu 03 July 2008 said... As I'm from Essex I would normally jump to the defence of the county. However, I have to agree with the OP on this one. They do look like complete cunt and norammly have ripped jeans on too. When I was a kid we called them "dealer" boots but now I think we just call them cunt cobblers. It's not just refined to Essex though - I saw a load in Kent wearing them on the weekend, the twats.
Kitty on Thu 03 July 2008 said... We call them Twat Spats.
littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... go essex ...basic we could take over the world ....agreed normally i love essex but these are just stupid ...also if you want to see anymore disgrace from essex just you tube brian belo , he is releasing a song called "essex boy "
TheDuke on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Essex lads - wearing ties with Fred Perry polo shirts. Eesssshhh!
littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... WHAT !! i have never seen that ....in my whole essex life , mind you i have hardly been out in the last year or so
Hillbilly on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Oi! I wear Chelsea boots as they are called if you aren't a pikey (or dealer boots if you are) but they aren't pointed and people say I look really dapper. My brother wears pointy pointy boots and I reckon he sharpens the points in a pencil sharpener. If he played football in them the ball would burst on contact
PennyCentury on Thu 03 July 2008 said... My Dad wears pointy boots and he is both a 60's rocker and a gypsy so it must be true.
TheDuke on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Do clown shoes count? Do clowns exist anymore? When was the last time you saw a clown shopping in tesco or doing squats in the gym? Another species we have made extinct. Shame on us.
Jesus on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I have a pair of Rosa Klebb's old stompers. Fortunately, I'm not from Essex so I think I'm OK.
rainman on Thu 03 July 2008 said... thing is a reebok classic in the face is far less effective than a pointy boot up the arse...its nothing to do with fashion its all about Broken Britain, Save our Streets, arghhh!
rainman on Thu 03 July 2008 said... since when did HM have adsense? whos clicked on the ad for pointy boots after slagging them off - fucking hypocricts.
TheDuke on Thu 03 July 2008 said... You can't kick england up the ass in a vague chance of bringing it to its senses, rainman. You have to stab some decency in to it.
rainman on Thu 03 July 2008 said... see panaoroma the other night? liverpool city of culture - city of fucking nutters more like save our streets arghhhh!
TheDuke on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Thats just Joey Barton doing his ting, rainman. Nowt to worry about. *hides*
rainman on Thu 03 July 2008 said... hug a hoodie- they lose use of their arms and cant stab you
ahknowme on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Rainman! Fucking hell. HOW'S THE EAR?
rainman on Thu 03 July 2008 said... whats up son! missed you guys ear is much better hows the man flu - sht its an HM reunioin!
ahknowme on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Never had manflu - just a ladycold. Tho' am three plus weeks in to four weeks off work after a knee op. Highly recommend to all suffereing from the rat race - do your knee in and a year later you're guaranteed some quality R&R. Think ahead.
rainman on Thu 03 July 2008 said... im self emplyed but cheers -wheres mrs moon and batard cunt flaps? im gonna make it rain !
littleleopard82 on Thu 03 July 2008 said... i don't know where they are , but i'm here ..helloooo
TheCount on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I certainly know who I am. But I fail to see what that has to do with pointy shoes? Surely they're only worn by drug dealers and hired assassins, who have ricin tipped spikes concealed in the front of them. Does the OP know who he/she is?
Hillbilly on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Also where is Buzzy and Heroic? Maybe they've eloped...
MrBeefy on Thu 03 July 2008 said... HD was here last night. No sign of buzzy though.
TheDuke on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I've done them both in.
TheDuke on Thu 03 July 2008 said... HD is about. Buzzy is out harvesting slug jizz and making a walrus suit.
squealer on Fri 04 July 2008 said... You are a CUNT..............
skibbba on Fri 04 July 2008 said... Meh, each to their own. If you're gonna get hung up about someone's shoes i suggest you need a bit more of a life.
hamstir on Fri 04 July 2008 said... So my pointy boots, skinny jeans, white shirt with four buttons open, waistcoat and silky neck tie coupled with tell the ladies i'm gonna make em a stars where i'm going wrong
littleleopard82 on Fri 04 July 2008 said... hamstir are you rodney from emmerdale ?
hamstir on Fri 04 July 2008 said... More Rodney from only fools and horses ll82 with a dash of Dayyvid Essex init
littleleopard82 on Fri 04 July 2008 said... haha! how very debonaire
saIeofthecentury on Fri 04 July 2008 said... Be quiet littleleopard. You bore me.
littleleopard82 on Fri 04 July 2008 said... and you bore me you fraud
BigVern on Fri 04 July 2008 said... yeah shut up ll82 you boring old slag!!!!!!!
littleleopard82 on Fri 04 July 2008 said... how am i an "old " slag i'm 25 you fucktard , bigvern , you are about as entertaining as a cardboard box
BigVern on Fri 04 July 2008 said... so your not denying you are a slag just that you are not old ll28?
littleleopard82 on Fri 04 July 2008 said... precisely ...you are WELL clever
TheDuke on Fri 04 July 2008 said... Morning BigVern
Kermit on Fri 04 July 2008 said... I have the same request as SaleofTheCentury i'm afraid...
littleleopard82 on Fri 04 July 2008 said... guess what , tough luck
BigVern on Fri 04 July 2008 said... banging on all day about how sexy she thinks she is, typing away with her fishy fingers while fantasising about having a shag with RRB fanny dripping like a hot pork pie saturating her menstruation stained knickers!!!
saIeofthecentury on Fri 04 July 2008 said... Shut up Vern, you're pathetic.
littleleopard82 on Fri 04 July 2008 said... ha.ha.ha. you'd know all about hot pork pies , wouldn't you? i can't be bothered my darling , you baffle me. i'm off out because i have a life , you continue to sit there all day festering away thinking you rule HM , wankjank
saIeofthecentury on Fri 04 July 2008 said... Shut it leopard. And you Kermit, you green pile of nose dribble.
BigVern on Fri 04 July 2008 said... odd out for some air freshner for your fishy fanny LL82?
claire on Fri 04 July 2008 said... Blimey you're all a bit tetchy today.
littleleopard82 on Fri 04 July 2008 said... odd out ? sort it out cretin , and yes , yes that is exactly why i'm going out , gonna go and get me some vagisil . clair do not be fooled that is not the real Sale above
saIeofthecentury on Fri 04 July 2008 said... I am the real Sale. The other is a chump.
littleleopard82 on Fri 04 July 2008 said... i actually don't care anymore
RightRoyalBastard on Fri 04 July 2008 said... It's the Attack of the Clones. But for real...
littleleopard82 on Fri 04 July 2008 said... i think it's sweet , they way all aspire to be like someone on here , you might your own one next
FlangeMeister on Fri 04 July 2008 said... What's happening with all this identity fraud?It's somewhat frazzling my peanut sized brain.Oh-and pointed shoes are a fucking abomination.
RightRoyaIBastard on Fri 04 July 2008 said... It's the Attack of the Clones. But for real...
Kermit on Fri 04 July 2008 said... LL82 -Look love, without getting personal here, you're on here every single fucking day leaving hundreds of comments on hundreds of postings, so you having a "life" as you call it might be a bit of an overstatement if you don't mind me saying... have you not got a JOB to do rather than spending every single day in here since you recently discovered HM?oh I forgot you're only 25, you're a dental nurse and you're from Essex? enough said really...
Kermit on Fri 04 July 2008 said... BigVern- I can just picture what you look like you fucking retard, just by the way you talk to a lady. Porn was invented for gross twats like you who probably don't get much action and much attention from the ladies...in light of the way you address to LL82 and your vile comments about the fanny, I'd say you must be a really sad loner. And an ugly one too. Poor sod.
BigVern on Fri 04 July 2008 said... I bet she's only saying she's a dental nurse to try and get some cock
skibbba on Fri 04 July 2008 said... This site is shyte these days. Has its moments, but generally nowhere near as good as it was 3/4 years ago.
BigVern on Fri 04 July 2008 said... get back to sucking your dads cock Kermit, it won't suck itself you know. GAY CUNT!!!
Kermit on Fri 04 July 2008 said... what a classy response - just as I had imagined. You're such a pikey, no hope for you. "suck cock" "fishy fanny" ... jesus wept.
BigVern on Fri 04 July 2008 said... look cock wipe I don't give a flying fuck who you think I am or what image in your head you have of me you spotty cunt now FUCK OFF YOU GAY BELL END!! fucking nerds can't fucking stand them, come back when you have some pubes!!
littleleopard82 on Fri 04 July 2008 said... actually kermit , i'm on maternity leave at the moment and while i am logged in all day it doesn't necessarily mean i am stuck to the computer ....i do plenty of things round the house , i'm glad you are keeping such close tabs on me and Skibba , you are so right it was better years ago
Kermit on Fri 04 July 2008 said... tara you bold numpty- you bore me... northern pikey
BigVern on Fri 04 July 2008 said... ^^^gay spotty bastard ^^^
saddlesniffer on Sat 05 July 2008 said... Leopard you are right it was better years ago before people like you and vern bring every post down to retard level. It was easy then to have a good belly laugh at the comments on here written by some really clever and funny people, now we have to put up with details of your boring fucking life, what you eat , what you wash your flange with, what a mong your old man is, your stupid descriptions you use in your pathetic attempts to be funny. (An M&S sandwich described as a sack of shit earlier)I told you before go and spend some mummy time with baby because the time you spend on here to me means child neglect, wet nappy hanging to knees, handful of turds being wiped around playpen, nappy sores that resemble leprosy. Just go away.