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Men in 3/4 length pants Shhh...
I don't care if it's hot. There are no excuses.
You are a cunt.
Fuck off to where I can't see your ankles.

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Razorjaw on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Those mixed with sandals. Very cunty indeed.
gaylord on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
How about a deal. All of those fucking ugly fat girls don't wear vest tops showing the numerous rolls of flab and cover their cottage cheese legs and we'll not wear 3/4 length pants.
Token on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
This is a rant from some fat bitch who has to wear trousers to hide her Cankles...fuck off to the sauna and lose some weight you fat cunt. You'd wear less clothing if you didn't think you'd be offending people's eyes.
PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
cankle jealousy
PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
oooh, snap token! Clearly this was written by someone who seethes at the sight of a nice toned ankle/calf due to their own bone-crunching lardiness.
squealer on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
You'll be pleased to know i can't wear 3/4 length trousers, because my bell-end would dangle out the bottom.
MrsMoon on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
I don't see anything wrong with that combo, the OP must have an unnatural aversion to ankles or is victorian...the poncho and ugg boots are a bigger crime.
yosemitesam on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
beautiful come back Squealer
Kitty on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Three quarter length trews are okay. Squealer, thanks for that information, however the ladies of this site would like to see photographic proof. (Cankles - what a lovely word)
TheDuke on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Are you a campanologist Squealer?
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
HE must be Duke, although I'm sure he'd only keep a hand bell in his 3/4 length trousers. Anything more would ruin the line dontcha know......PS Gaylord gets a biscuit for striking a fair deal.
Kingmaker on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Guess what?
EwokNinja on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Wife-beater vest, 3/4 shorts, flip flops that even make the flip flop noise when they walk. Topped off with a lovely tacky chain from the market.. Now your set to be the cunt of cunts dressed like a super cunt.
TheDuke on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
no
Foritishe on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
As soon as the sun comes out, this country's common fuckers compete on who can wear the cuntiest clothes. Bingo-winged tarts who have to wear industrial-strength bras to fetter their mammoth tits under vests always win.
Kingmaker on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
No? Guess...
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Kingmaker is it less than Doing Two?
Kingmaker on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Yes.
TheDuke on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
okay, then do it.
Kingmaker on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
DO ONE...
Kingmaker on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Feel better for that. Ok, back to the summer... Speedos = Sex tourist
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
speedos = sex tourist...or aging Italian businessman/ politician/ criminal with seemingly endless number of nubile twentysomethings in tow. Cunts.
Kingmaker on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Bingo playing sex bunnies. CUNTS
TerryB on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Extra long underwear is a crap concept anyway.
FredDibnah on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Only school boys fresh from a growth spurt had 3/4 length trousers when I were a lad....and then we bullied the fuck out of 'em for being too pikey to afford new ones. Fashion, swicgs and roundabout eh? I'm just waiting for the 3 piece suit and flat cap to come back in full force.
getcunter on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
sexually repressed, Victorian Britfag!
thundachick on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
ankles are fine..its when men wear socks with sandals that i retch..
Hatstand on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
3/4 length trousers. Invented by women to make us chaps look like cunts. And half the population lets them have their way! Well not me Madam. Shins covered from Jan to Dec.
MyraHindley on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Fat gutted hairy blokes as well, they are cunts.
Cunt0 on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
Speedo=Peado
karlio2020 on Tue 13 May 2008 said...
I love dressing like an uber cunt, legs out right now! Oh yes! fuck you.
RoosterDiamond on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
All valid arguments, but there is no escaping the fact that 3/4 length pants look crap. They turn every man that wears them, irrespective of weight/height/physique into a hobbit. Age is not a factor, they are the clothing universal leveller. No variable will ever make you look any less of a cunt if you wear them. If you want to look like a cunt in any situation, from any angle at any event then you cannot go past these as the outfit of choice.
Dollydagger on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
How do you feel about Speedos on the Tube?
Seeformiles on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Maybe it's coincidence but a lot of people I meet sporting this look seem to have just come back from sort of wanky gap year and that phrasing of every sentence like it's a question (like they all do in Oz?) just makes them even more hateful.
Fabio on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
So basically no one on this will be happy unless blokes go out in the sun wearing a fucking boiler suit and doc martin boots. Twats
buzzybelew on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Don't forget the bowler hat...
saddlesniffer on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Pants, or fuck sake they are fucking shorts or trousers. Cunts
Kermit on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
3/4 pants are usually worn by the same twats who feel the urge to wear flip flops when the temperature rises above 13degrees. Please refrain from exposing your manky pasty feet with the ingrown nails. You usually are Australian too....
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
I don't give a FUCK!
JiggeryCock on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
As long are you wearing spats and oxblood brogues then I don't see what the problem is. There is an empire to defend and the Mau-Mau are running riot!
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
With exceptionally sharp pieces of mango I believe JC...
Kingmaker on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
OK, does anyone on this site want a new job? I'm looking for a developer with good PHP, SQL, HTML, CSS, Javascript skills?? I'm wearing combat shorts AND YES I LOOK LIKE A CUNT!
gaylord on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Kingmaker i suggest you DO ONE.
Kingmaker on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
That' a no then?
gaylord on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
DO ONE
Kingmaker on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
DO ONE
Barbersmith on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Americans and Northerners say 'pants' when they actually mean 'trousers'. What do they call 'pants' (as in underwear)?
Hillbilly on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Northerners call trousers kex or trolleys and pants shreddies apparently. Those lovely Geordie girls don't seem to wear anything under their very short skirts in my experience.
Flashman1933 on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Indeed not Hillbilly, I also once enjoyed the favour of a nice Geordie girl on a night out in Newcastle; got a nosh and me 'fingers and tops'. Excellent work! Ah, those were the days.
MrsMoon on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Barber...a luxury?
buzzybelew on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Bog paper.
TheDuke on Thu 15 May 2008 said...
Grundies actually.
RoosterDiamond on Mon 19 May 2008 said...
Barber ... how about under pants. Here in the colonies we call trousers 'pants', and by a miracle of the English language we add the prefix 'under' to create under pants. The pants that go under pants. Fucking marvelous. Now where is my nurse with the medication.
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