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| Me | Me: Could I have a pie please. Wembley food server woman: No Me: I beg your pradon? Wembley food server woman: We don't have any. Me: Oh, could I have a pack of crisps and a mars bar then, please? Wembley food server woman: £1.90. Me: Here you go. .... Anybody else would have torn that rude bitch a new arsehole. But I am such a fucking pussy that, not only am I happy to be spoken to like a cunt, but I also pay £1.90 for a bag of crisps and a chocolate bar. |
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