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Mcdonald's Drive-thru staff A beautiful day ruined by these cunts. How the fuck did you manage to give me a McFlurry with no spoon? You fucking used one to "Flurry" it. I didn't realise after the burger, you no-star-bastards.

P.S. The sight of a melted McFlurry is enough to put you on a diet for life, what the hell is in those things?

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COMMENTS
TheDuke on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
You buy the bastard thing then ask us what's in it....errrr, unicorn dreams mixed with puppy dog tears with a sprinkling of an angels freshly stolen laughter....knowing how evil McDs are.
sugartits on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
i had to cut unicorn dreams out. they made me really bloated
MrFuckinAngry on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
You fat low rent cunt! What did you expect from Mcuntalds? You can't get a quality meal for £1.99 so it's made from offal and rendered carcasses with a bit of added lard and that's just the Ice cream. I bet you can feel those arteries hardening already.
weyoun on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
A hard artery is a strong artery.
TheDuke on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I find puppy dog tears make me blotchy.
MrBeefy on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
If you really eat that shite, OP then you deserve to have the world fall out of your arsehole.
PhilAyshio on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
OP is only angry because they looked foolish on his first date having to scoop ice cream out it's little carton with his fingers.
MissConduct on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Really, you ate at McFuckinDonalds ? You'd be better off eating your own shit - at least you'd have some idea of the ingredients. Or, maybe, go lick the the floor of a Camden phone box if you want some nutrition.
PhilAyshio on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Also where were you that you couldnt get hold of a spoon? If you took it home, you should own a spoon and if you were sat in the car park you're a lazy fuck for not getting out and going in and asking for one. Which explains why you went to McDonalds in the first place I suppose...
EvilFecker on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Fatty
bystander on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I love McDonalds and the Golden Arches lift my spirits.
cynicalbint on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
I asked for a black tea and was told they don't do it....???? I had to hand back the small annoying carton of over processed cow juice! Prats
AnEgg on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Their scrambled eggs bounce
MrBeefy on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
The Mcmuffin is the technical description for growling at Lulu's twat.
dewie on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
If ever I am enough of a cunt to use a drive-thru I am at least not that massive a cunt that I don't check my order before I pull away. Have you not seen Lethal Weapon 2? Joe Pesci? Althogether now "Don't go to the drive-thru! They FUCK you at the drive-thru". and, yes, I'm also a cunt for quoting Lethal Weapon 2.
KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
Sorry Op, and I know this has been said and is also very obvious but..... it does serve you right. I'm sure on reflection that you know this to be the truth...
acranea on Tue 01 July 2008 said...
How in the name of buggery can "a beautiful day" be one that included going to a MacDonalds? Fucking cretin.
LuciferSam on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
You didn't think about going on a diet for life did you? No. You just stuffed your fucking face with the damn thing, after your McMotherfucker Burger. Idiot.
Nadiestar on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
MC CUNT! And i should add that i hope the wigger chav that served you hocked up a big green loogie into your mCflurry you cunt!
BlartMonster on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
McFuckingDogshit "food". You deserve permanent dysentry and projectile vomiting for life
TheGunt on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
should've gone to Wimpy.
littleleopard82 on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
mcdonalds , md's , maccie d's ...WHATEVER is pigswill , fast food is a load of shite ...however if you were to have said you went to KFC for a zinger tower burger and there was no zing , then there may have been just cause for a resevoir dogs type ear hacking .... plus ice cream is rank anyway apart from cookie dough dynamo mmmmmm
MerylHighground on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
Cookie dough dynamo? Sounds like code for what all the closet homos on this board get up to in private
SaleoftheCentury on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
Do you reckon that some of the posters, actually post thinking that we are all going to agree with them? I think that you are all a huge bunch of wankers but as stupid as you maybe I sort of know that you are going to think the OP is a complete cunt for this.
ComradeDuch on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
I like sausage and egg McMuffins a lot. and bollocks if you don't like it, they are great.
hamstir on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
never trust a clown, and never ever eat there shit yanky wanky food
westhammer on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
You're a pikey fuck for going to MacDonalds in the fucking first place. Fuck, this site is turning into some sort of wanker's moan-fest. Complain about the place, not the food you fucking obvious twat
BASIC on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
THE OP IS FAT VERN.
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
fuck off BASIC you goat shagging bastard!
BASIC on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
Hurry Vern breakfasts finish at 11. Or are you waiting so that you can have 4 big macs and a slopshake?
Barbersmith on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
Poster, did they remember to give you a toy with the Happy Meal you bought for the child you had abducted? You sick fuck.
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
yeah I'll have that as a starter BASIC you can make a start on my order when you get to work you spotty cunt, o and don't wank into the mayonnaise today theres a good lad
BASIC on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
Is PMQ's on today?
HeroicDose on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
Proboscis Monkey Quim? Certainly is.
BigVern on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
Poor Mans Queer?
BASIC on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
No, Your A Cunt.
BASIC on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
and You're A Cunt.
McCrack on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
You bought a meal of ground assholes, sawdust and bollock then complained about it.
TheBaldOne on Wed 02 July 2008 said...
You are shit
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