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McDonald's	What the fuck happened? A few fat people went a bit overboard and now you're catering for the "I-didn't-realise-it-was-fattening-because-I'm-brain-dead" crowd, with your salads, low salt, low fat bullshit. Have you forgetten about us? The thin people with brains that enjoyed a greasy Big Mac once and a while? Your burgers 'taste' like constuction paper and sand now. That's no cure for a hangover. Thoughtless pricks.

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		PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 16 July 2008 said... construction paper??
		hamstir on Wed 16 July 2008 said... There's more fat in the salad's than was in the burgers, not funny i know but true
		RandySpooge on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Thank you for posting this one. I went in yesterday and had a double cheeseburger (£1.19 of my hard earned cash) and was loving the grease. Whilst the fat ginger bitch on the opposite side of the room was shovelling one of those 'healthy' subs down her gullet. But she also had the empty box of a big mac and a double cheeseburger infront of her. She was like a machine. A big fat ginger eating machine.
		clickclickdrone on Wed 16 July 2008 said... My local McD's have all had a paint job and are bright green with armchairs.WTF? The pikey's are confused too.
		SIKOSIS on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Anyone who goes into McDonald's should be shot
		QWERTYOP on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Why?
		catfood on Wed 16 July 2008 said... KFC mash and gravy. chicken is shit tho.
		MrChuffy on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Same as every fast food company, supermarket, multi national food producing conglomerate.
		Nadiestar on Wed 16 July 2008 said... after a night on the sauce tho i can't resist a burger. I love gerkins and there ketchup tastes really sweet. Not like normal ketchup..... They are whats totally wrong with the universe tho.
		sandyman on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Mcdonalds is for chavs only op, you want to try burker king, a much better class of person there.
		Hero on Wed 16 July 2008 said... A massive blow to the temple should cure your hangover OP you dull cunt.
		POOSTRIPE on Wed 16 July 2008 said... sikosis....quite often they are when former employees " go postal " on them.
		bystander on Wed 16 July 2008 said... If I want rabbit food I go to the pet shop.
		CHUFFER on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Oi Mr Chuffy, are you my dad?
		SIKOSIS on Wed 16 July 2008 said... not often enough, poostripe. not often enough.
		ComradeDuch on Wed 16 July 2008 said... OP is a couple of years out of date, they no longer push the salads because they only sell 20k per year. Not worth it. Have a sausage mcmuffin instead.
		MrChuffy on Wed 16 July 2008 said... I may be Chuffer. I may be.
		CHUFFER on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Good, cos you owe me a shitload of backpayments in unpaid maintenance, cough up you dirty old man
		BASIC on Wed 16 July 2008 said... My local MD's built a brand new (smaller) drive through next to the old one then knocked the old one down. They looked the same, but the new one was just smaller. Please explain?
		Strangeways1 on Wed 16 July 2008 said... You can now get fruit in happy meals instead of chips! If my (hypothetical) kids ever asked for that i would smack them round the head.
		claire on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Owned by cunts, staffed by cunts and eaten by cunts.
		fuzzylowhangers on Wed 16 July 2008 said... I wouldn't know if Burger King is better, as every time I've gone in there I've walked out, as they never have anything cooked, and it takes for fucking ever for them to get your meal, all the while being told '2 minutes, sir' ... Yeah, McDonald's cook their food in advance, and it's sitting on a shelf for a while, BUT SO FUCKING WHAT? IT'S A BURGER.!
		dewie on Wed 16 July 2008 said... You complain about the food in McDonalds not tasting very nice. Don't eat there then you cuntwit. That's like entering a boxing ring with Lennox Lewis and then complaining that being ounched in the face hurts.
		TheCount on Wed 16 July 2008 said... But being 'ounched' in the face does hurt. Not by Lennox Lewis, though. He's a pussy. And McDonald's rock. End of. And it's 'once IN a while', fuckwit.
		MrBeefy on Thu 17 July 2008 said... What the fuck is construction paper? Is the OP Japanese?
		dewie on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Trust me if you have ever been ounched it really fucking hurts. Especially if it's done properly (with a burning stick and some gravel).
		rachael on Thu 17 July 2008 said... BURGER KING IS DOG FOOD CENTRAL BURGER KING IS GOOD DOG FOOD BURGER KING IS MADE FROM DOG FOOD BURGER KING IS MADE IN CHINA BURGER KING IS A REGESTERED TRADE MARK OF PAL
		BustySinclair on Thu 17 July 2008 said... ^^^ Backs away slowly...
		SuperWhale on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Fuck me how did she get in here.... call the vet QUICK
		Barbersmith on Thu 17 July 2008 said... What fuzzylowhangers said. Burger King burgers are nicer, but they don't seem to like cooking. It's like when you go into a chip shop and they seem astonished that people are ordering chips. "That'll be twenty minutes for chips" says the cunt.
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Christ you are one classy, classy man Berbersquits
		SIKOSIS on Thu 17 July 2008 said... burgers are just a poor man's steak