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Mark Ronson (again)	For being the most unhelpful, miserable, stuck-up little prick that the Sunday Night Project have had on so far, and for taking his dad to the show with him. Grow some balls Ronson. It's time you went out without taking mummy or daddy with you everytime.

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		Cunt0 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Like totally.
		kwebb on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Maybe he's not allowed out?
		clusterfuck78 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... The Sunday Night Project? you actually watch that shit?
		RightRoyalBastard on Mon 23 June 2008 said... His mum didn't sign the permission slip so his dad had to go with him. Ah bless. Twat.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 23 June 2008 said... He has the smuggest face I've ever seen, understandable given that he's never had to work for anything in his life, has everything handed to him, and gets away with 'producing' (so not even singing or playing) shite covers of other peoples' music and calling it a career. The lucky, evil, smug cunt.
		washinglinethief on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Maybe he was feeling miserable because Allen(ooh sorry I caught yer cock on my teeth) Carr had just fucked him in the ass while the hairy one had held him down.
		MrsMoon on Mon 23 June 2008 said... He needs a good kicking in the happy sacks, but, judging by his insipid Starbucks type muzak, he sounds like he does not possess a pair... at the other end of the musicical spectrum, i bet Robert Plant has bollocks like space hoppers.
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... It was cringe-worthy TV and Ronson managed to give confirmation to the fact that he has about as much carisma as and one of Amy Winhouses blood stained coughing rags. She not dead yet, is she?
		RightRoyalBastard on Mon 23 June 2008 said... She's got lung rot apparently BASIC so it's probably only a matter of time. Saw some old pictures of her (2005 vintage) and was rather surprised to find myself thinking I would. Definitely. With bells on. Then saw snaps of her this week and nearly threw up. Just goes to show, drugs are bad children...
		carter on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Mick Ronson would be spinning in his grave......if he had more in common than just a surname.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Am I missing something, I have never heard of this person...
		SpackoMcDribble on Mon 23 June 2008 said... SoTC he's the cunt that took a coldplay song and added some brass and a breakbeat. said 'remix' has since been used on every TV segueway ever since.
		carter on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Think Jude Law playing a Hoxton estate agent
		MrsMoon on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Mick isn't a relation is he? If so, good job he went when he did...
		washinglinethief on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Not really sale. You could d/l some of his music but its sure to be headed for the recycle bin.
		carter on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I can't see them being related or Darwin would have been wrong
		kwebb on Mon 23 June 2008 said... He isn't related to Mick Ronson. He is however related to Malcolm Rifkind and Leon Brittain - I shit you not! It's true. His step dad is Mick Jones the guitarist from Foreigner.
		MrsMoon on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Certain traits skip generations though, but i agree Carter, can't see any of the guitar-fellating, axe grinding, blonde, stack heeled northern rock god in that streak of piss...
		chinky on Mon 23 June 2008 said... RRB - she's always had a face that takes on sarah jessica parker in the equine stakes. Shame on you!
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Yeah RRB there are a couple of photos around from the early days which do make you question your judgement on her, but then the latest with the boils on her cheaks and fucking pasty skin. Ergh. She reminds me of Mr Ed...
		neanderthal on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Yeah, he's a cunt, i'd still fuck his sister samantha though
		kwebb on Mon 23 June 2008 said... His lighters are shit. Prefer Dunhill myself.
		RightRoyalBastard on Mon 23 June 2008 said... chinky, agreed, but take a look at some old photos and see for yourself. I'm not defending the choice, it came as a shock to me as well. The diet of crack, meths and fuck all else has not enhanced what was once a rather buxome young woman. Pity really, cracking voice on her after all...
		SpackoMcDribble on Mon 23 June 2008 said... FACT : Peter Stuyvesant cigarettes can only be lit with a dunhill lighter.
		kwebb on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I was having my lighter repaired one Saturday in Dunhill on Jermyn Street. Bloke minces in with his wife wearing chinos and slipons with no socks and a man bag. He rocks up to the tobacco counter and says to the guy rudely "I want a pipe and some tobacco." The chap who works in there asks what sort of pipe he normally smokes - too which he replies - "I've never smoked in my life, but I am going on a yacht with some colleagues next week and they all smoke pipes." I swear the gentleman working behind the counter was looking for a lever to a trap door with some big 'gators at the bottom. I know I was.
		Kermit on Mon 23 June 2008 said... kwebb- i'm having a spot of lunch on Jermyn street today actually.... a coincidence. Not of course that this has bugger all to do with the posting...
		kwebb on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Lovely Kermit! Wiltons I hope?!
		catfood on Mon 23 June 2008 said... makes a mean ciggie lighter tho.
		BlartMonster on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Ronson is the worst type of cunt going - plagiarist with a huge wad for his "efforts". I am extremely pleased to have not contributed one penny to his wealth at all. However I would be more than happy to pay for a dozen dum-dum bullets to have shot into his smug, cocky, fugly, trainspotterish fucking fizzog. The 2008 version of Black Lace, Crazy Frog and the Top of the Pops band (remember those LPs from the 70s, pop pickers?) all fucking rolled into one. The total and utter antithesis of talent...
		Happyfinish on Mon 23 June 2008 said... kwebb and catfood- as far as I know he IS related to the Ronsons who make lighters.
		Happyfinish on Mon 23 June 2008 said... He's still a prick though.
		littleleopard82 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... ronson = cunt ....but i do think i quite sound like winehouse in valerie when i'm in the car ....full volume ...no-one else around it's uncanny
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... As long as you never look like her your fine with me
		littleleopard82 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... erm dicky have you not seen my pic ...
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Often
		kezblue on Tue 24 June 2008 said... That was not even his dad. That was Mick Jones from Foreigner who is his STEP-FATHER. He was just trading in on his has-been step-parents popularity. His real dad is alive and well and probably pissed that he calls another man his dad. Absolutely no relation to Mick Ronson.
		dandyboy on Tue 24 June 2008 said... It shouldn't matter a shit, but I am somehow pleased it's the Mick Jones from Foreigner he's (semi) related to and not Mick Jones from the Clash. Fucking cockend.
		washinglinethief on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Mind you Jonesy from the Clash would probably have straightened him out and he may be making some decent music. (If they had been related that is).