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Maria Cuntanova	Are we playing tennis or being anally shit stabbed with a 14" cock? For fucks sake I've never heard such a cunting racket in my life. "Aaaarrggghhhhhh", "Uuuuuuugggghhhhhh", thank fuck the scrawny shag bag just lost like a complete cunt that she is and sounds. Someone, please for the love of Christ, do a Monica Sella's on her! Was that to much?

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		Scatattack on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Fuck off OP! Thats the sound she makes when shes being ploughed!! Its like a great porn flick but only 60% nudity! Oh look Big trouble in little china is on tonight! Lovely.
		RoosterDiamond on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Arse.
		SaleoftheCentury on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Oi, Maria, stop competing love and go and pop the kettle on oh....and make my tea whilst you're up.
		ColdWarz on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I'd still stick it up her Khyber pass!
		slinkybackrinkadink on Fri 27 June 2008 said... You should hear her shagging, quiet as a little mouse. Supposedly. Ahem.
		MrsMoon on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I will alone here, i'm fucking glad she got knocked out, that squealing is fucking annoying, i couldn't watch the match because it was doing my head in. It cannot be necessary...every time Tiger Woods hits a shot does he go "AAAAAGGGGHHH!"...No, of course not...screaming like a Hammer Prostitute before getting their throat slashed gets on my tits. Thank fuck she's out.
		MrsMoon on Fri 27 June 2008 said... be between the will and alone...sorry...
		BigVern on Fri 27 June 2008 said... she didn't make a sound because you had to jump her from behind and knock her out with chloroform to get in her little knickers slinky
		BigVern on Fri 27 June 2008 said... she screamed the house down whan I was porking her
		slinkybackrinkadink on Fri 27 June 2008 said... That's right BigVern. Well done. I'm surprised that according to you I'm not a BigGayer.
		ColdWarz on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Vern, or "KnobDribble" can I call you? The purpose of this site is to be witty and mildly intelligent. Unfortunately for you, your brain size seems to resemble your cock size ie miniscule. You sir are a cunt! Here endeth the lesson!
		ColdWarz on Fri 27 June 2008 said... KnobDribble must have had to go to the Post Office to cash his Giro so he can go on his weekly chip-butty and coke bender this weekend!
		krysis on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Some serious serious issues you have there Coldwarz, why the beef? Pipe down or fuck off.
		ColdWarz on Fri 27 June 2008 said... I have an idea Krysis, why don't you fuck off and let your little brother Vern fight his own battles. Or are you a fellow giro junkie and don't like the heat? You know birds of feather and all that! Either way......you are a cock!
		Barbersmith on Sat 28 June 2008 said... Erm, is there any other way of being 'shit stabbed' other than 'anally'? Just a thought.
		BlartMonster on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Depends on sharpness and density of turd

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