Barbersmith on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Kick him in the cunt. He'll soon pack it in.
catfood on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Tai-chi is the best form of self defense, should you ever be assaulted by a knife-wielding three toed sloth.
FuckYouCunts on Tue 13 May 2008 said... A similar level of cuntery is displayed by those wankers who sit in Cafe Nero typing their "novel" on laptops. Pointless nob jockeys.
Kingmaker on Tue 13 May 2008 said... The phrase you are looking for is DO ONE. Oi, twaty sandal wearing oriental dancing cockhead... DO ONE.
Bunglist on Tue 13 May 2008 said... yeah, leave tai chi alone, she's had enough damage done to her battersea park already.
funkymonky on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I bet he would still kick fuck out of you!
jefff on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I much prefer Pai-Chi (the art of eating pies very slowly)
Kingmaker on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Chip - Chi is another good one.
Kermit on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Pad Thai is much tastier! Ps: he's there every single summer... only works out from Mid May to end of August... show off knobhead
bigbadjimmy on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Crane-technique on that pretentious cunt.
thundachick on Tue 13 May 2008 said... kermit: what happens to him the rest of the year?..does he turn into a fat slobby cunt?
MrsMoon on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Wax on, fuck off.
chinky on Tue 13 May 2008 said... FuckYouCunts - do you ever watch Family Guy?
RightRoyalBastard on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Ask if he needs a sparring partner...then just twat him the face with a two-by-four.
FuckYouCunts on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I do.. far too much. I thought about pointing out the origins of the joke but decided anyone who didn't recognise it anyway wouldn't care.
Kermit on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Thundachick: the guy is always there in summer months and doing his ridiculous moves at 8.20am every day. The rest of the year, he goes for the Muffin Deal breakkie at the local Wimpy in Battersea.
DickyM on Tue 13 May 2008 said... La Luna, I nearly did a little wee then
Kingmaker on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Wax on, fuck off... NICE
Hatstand on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Go and watch the dick near SOAS trying to impress everyone with his version! Christ only knows what he is supposed to be doing, apart from looking a complete cunt.
..and not getting laid by all the tanned young things obviously!
Spaz.
Kitty on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Just think yourself lucky he doesnt do it in the garden whilst wearing a buttock skimming black kimono with a red dragon on the back, like my neighbour but one. Yes Brian, you know who you are. And yes, its was us hanging out of the bedroom window pissing ourselves laughing, until you upped the ante and we realised you were stark bollock naked underneath.
FredDibnah on Tue 13 May 2008 said... I'll swap your 1 Thai Chi c*nt than the big BUNCH of c*nts that turn up at London Fields, Hackney every time the sun comes out with guitars, oboes, hoops, ribbons and fooking skipping ropes and generally make the whole place look like some hippie shittie folk festival when all i want to do is sit and read my book in the sun and have a drink in peace and quiet.
(NO, i don't have a garden, this is London and Daddy didn't buy me a house)
OhGod on Tue 13 May 2008 said... He's gonna come around and kick all of your arses because he IS Mr Miyagi.
OhGod on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Kingmaker, curiosity has got the better of me. You keep telling the world to "do one". Do what exactly, a shit maybe?
thundachick on Tue 13 May 2008 said... a wank maybe?
RoosterDiamond on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Kingmaker - are you a Londoner by any chance, or is Essex home?
MrBeefy on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Kitty, a mate of mine lives next door to a guy that does the exact same thing but in his y-fronts with a replica samurai sword. Creepy but entertaining cunt.
rachael on Wed 14 May 2008 said... your just jelous that he looks like mr mawiagi
thundachick on Wed 14 May 2008 said... mrbeefy: wish he lived next door to me..
JiggeryCock on Wed 14 May 2008 said... ....or indeed 'Wax on - Whack off'
Kingmaker on Wed 14 May 2008 said... I am now living in the country... London born, work in the smoke... Get on a train for 2 fucking hours to de-stress... CUNT.
Kitty on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Bloody hell Beefy, I ought to be grateful that we've only seen Brian's pork sword, rather than his samurai one!
MrBeefy on Wed 14 May 2008 said... You should be, Kitty. At least Brian can't cut you in half with his.
