| Lucky Strike |
Whoever managed to make the deal for putting them in pub fag machines everywhere probably deserves to be in the heroes section because they taste like absolute shit and it must have been one hell of a sales pitch.
However they're bastards of the highest order, for when you've run out of fags and you're pissed & it's the only option between that or Dunhills (fucking Dunhills!?!?) you only have one reluctant way to go. Then you wake up the next morning with a taste in your mouth that only gargling shit could possibly begin to create.
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