| Lorraine Kelly |
For writing an article about her Rampant Rabbit in Saturdays edition of the Sun. Although she still just about qualifies for a reaming despite being of the age where the purchase of dull biscuits is acceptable, why does she feel the need to impart her mastubatory habits upon the general public, as they enjoy their saturday morning toast?
Yet its perfectly acceptable for her to waffle on about vibrating cooch splitter, whereas I'd wager an article from Clarkson detailling every stroke of the massive wank he had while his wife was out last tuesday would be deemed horribly inappropriate. |
