THE CORNER
| youporn.com | Thanks to you I've completed 7 wanks today...a personal best. |
| Year of Planet Earth 2008 | Apparently it's the UN International Year of Planet Earth 2008. Because we've all been focusing on concern for fucking Jupiter and Neptune for the last fifty years haven't we. Pointless cunts. |
| You | For reading holy moly |
| Yum-yums | For slowly turning me into a right fat cunt, you delicious bastards. |
| Youth based television | I'm so glad I'm out of that demographic now, so I wouldn't have to put up with that patronizing bullshit. |
| Younger Me | "Ooh, I'll buy loads of drugs and clothes and booze on these credit cards and use this overdraft and take out a loan, surely there can't be any consequences to that...." THERE FUCKING ARE, I have no money and I'm paying for all that fun you had, which I can't even fucking remember. CUNT. |
| Yummy Mummy (the term) | It rarely describes anyone particularly yummy and if you have used the term, then you are a cunt. |
| YouPorn | Sliced bread ain't got nothing on this. |
| You, and you. But not you | You know why. |
| You | Be a cunt, enjoy your last hour of not working and being paid. Repeatedly vote for Heather Mills to be a one legged gold-digging nutjob. You know she deserves it..... |
| Young me | For dispensing borrowed money with gay abandon to taxi drivers, clothing stores, bars, restaurants, dealers, phone companies etc with absolutely no regard for the fact that some years later, whilst earning a decent salary, slightly older me would have to live like a fucking pauper due to crippling credit card and loan repayments, you should have thought on you brighter eyed, firmer skinned, having-more-fun cunt. |
| YouTube Beatbullying campaign | Lots of supposed celebrities are not going to stop bullying by sitting on the screen whining about how bad bullying is. It's a complex issue and is not gonna get solved in one stupid week.. camera hungry cunts... |
| Yahoo | For grassing two of their users to the Chinese government, resulting in torture and imprisonment. How more cuntish can you get? |
| youporn | Since discovering you last month, I now have such swollen testes that I walk with a pronounced limp, a right hand that looks like an eagle's claw and I can barely see. Thanks! |
| Youporn.com again | For having alphabetical priority over YouTube. So that when i'm trying to find a Big Train clip on YouTube for my wife whose standing behind me ,and try to type it into the search bar 'YouPorn.com' comes up all nicely highlighted in blue for the whole fucking world to see! Now i can't even lift a sock without the mardy bitch screaming "What are you doing?" Its the 'monkey fag break' time for me in work now ,i'm afraid. |
| Youporn.com | How come fat hairy guys with tiny cocks are getting sucked off by good looking young women, and I'm not? |
| Young people/Thatcher poster | Very well, I will try living in Liverpool in the 80s. After that I will have a chat with Jesus, watch the Pyramids being built and see what a T-Rex looked like in action. |
| YouPorn and my friend who sent it to my | The pair of you are cunts and here's why. After viewing - in horror - the sent video of a woman turning her arse inside out, I was reluctantly railing my girlfriend last night due to PTSD and all I could think of was "If her arse falls out then I will be sick all over her head and if she thinks I'm touching her balloon knot then she can fuck right off, we will be over quicksmart. I'm not touching her or anyone else's mud eye." Why he had this video is beyond me, the cunt. FIN |
| young people who think thatchers great | try living in liverpool in the 80s, then you will soon your change mind |
| You Porn | After following a fellow HM readers suggestion i decided to grace this site. Within 5 minutes i had the misfortune of witnessing a young lady turning her arse inside out. She had to push it back in with her fingers. I never knew the line between Porn and Casualty was so thin. Its been 13 hours and i still haven't been able to Un-Clench my arse. |