THE CORNER
| Virgin Radio | Bank holiday monday "non-stop music, commercial free, brought to you by Magners Irish Cider" I'm sorry, so what you actually mean is that the whole day is one big commercial for pissy cider! Cunts! |
| V festival | Not enough posts on here as reagrds this.......Footage of the festival at the weekend goes to show how middle class and fucking dismal the current music scene is.....fuck off. the music industry as we knew it is dead. subvert this shit and download all major record company releases for free. no point in paying for this garbage. |
| V Festival | Queue Festival. |
| Vaginas | They're all cunts |
| Vic Reeves investigates | OK, it's 11pm, Sky Two, Vic Reeves investigates the case of Jack The Ripper. Sounds interesting and might be a little bit funny. Not interesting. Not funny. What is he doing? Furthermore, what am I doing watching about 20 minutes of the shit! |
| voters of Henley | okay, labour are a bit shit but no one in their right fucking minds thinks the BNP should get more votes than them |
| Vegetarians (Vegesexuals) | Not only are they not real people. They are the most evil species to have ever walked this planet. Let's just think about some famous Vegesexuals. Adolf "the Carrot" Hitler Josef "bambi lover" Stalin Pol "potato" Pot Charles "don't harm that kitten" Manson and of course the one man who has brought more misery to this planet than any other evil doer in history of time. Chris "the shit eating wanker" Martin All Vegesexuals all terrible people. |
| Vegans | "People aren't meant to drink the milk of another species" Only according to you, you pasty little freak. I'll drink the blood of a baby seal if it a) tastes good or b) fills me up a bit before tea. |
| Vision Express | "What would you like to see?" Well I don't wear glasses, but if I did, I'd like to see some original fucking frames for a change as opposed to ones which make everyone look like extras from Tron. |
| Visa advert | You know the one where the groom is left in the nip with just a Visa card. His bride looks like a bloke with a pudding bowl haircut. |
| Vernon Kay | Your not fucking funny and stop mentioning Bolton and Rola Cola your not Peter Kay either. |
| VW | For pulling the singing dog advert, the only decent fucking thing on the telly at the moment and just cos 3 disgusted from Tunbridge Wells complain they pull the fucking thing. 5 people are not the majority. |
| Vic Reeves | With Bob Mortimer: "Big Night Out" and "Shooting Stars" Without Bob Mortimer: "Brainiac: Science for simpletons" and dragging up to advertise a bingo website for women. I think we can all see where the talent lay in that particular partnership can't we? |
| Valerie | I don’t know who the fuck you are, why you won’t go over and why your ginger hair is so fucking amazing. But you sound like a cunt. |
| Vanity Lair 'Contestants' | Why? Here are some quotes from today's episode: "If had to lose my legs or my hair, I'd rather lose my legs. I just love my hair too much" "I thought my chances were about 50/50. Now I reckon they're about 80/20" "I don't know what to do about it. I think I should just do what Rambo would do. I don't what that is though" P.S. Responders- yes I was watching it, I just wanted to see what it was like. |
| Vic Reeves | For those adds where he 'comically' dresses up as a woman to play on some gambling website. Have you no dignity man? |
| Vanity Lair | new channel 4 TV show had me shouting at the screen in anger. The 'beautfiul people' vying for a cash prize. Tony, aka gay Geordie twat crying and vomiting when the group decided he was the least attractive. Fuck me I'm still angry at these cunts! |
| Vending Machines On South West Trains St | 70p for a fucking mars bar, which was the cheapest thing in the cunty money robbing sweet box. Absolute thieving bastarding cunts! |
| Vauxhall Corsa ads | What exactly does a bunch of freaky-looking knitted vermin puppet creatures yelling 'C'MON!!!' every fucking 5 seconds tell us about the car? And now you can buy soft toy versions of them in Clinton Cards, for God's sake. GAH. |
| Vinnie Jones | He believe's he is 50 percent actor and 50 percent gangster. Yet he still manages to 100 percent pure cunt. Clever really. |