THE CORNER
| Rice Cakes | Fans of Rice Cakes will be happy to learn that theyre is now a cheaper, same-tasting alternative available to buy. Fucking Polystyrene you shower of cunts. |
| Redesigned Sky News site | Like having a bundle of unsold Daily Mails thrown at your head. |
| Robert Mugabe | I bet he's got really bad B.O. |
| Radio 1 Newsbeat | Because the lack of mud at Glastonbury is apparently more important thatn the "other news" about Zimbabwe. |
| Radiohead Bores | Just fuck off. |
| R 'n' B | Shhhh... It's shit. Pointless, watered-down noise that's got something to do with love or heartbreak, enjoyed by bellends worldwide. It has about as much substance as OK! Magazine combined with all the meaning of ITV2, rolled up in a shit-sandwich, eaten by Darren Day and shat into a vacuum. You can tell a lot about someone who claims to be a fan of R 'n' B: 1) They're a cunt |
| Radiohead tonight | Un-fucking-believable. No thank you, no goodbye and no encore. Just fucked off stage. No mention of the 10 minute power-cut during Bat For Lashes awesome support set. nothing. just fucked off. My luckier mate saw them in Milan the other day- 3 hours and 2 encores...in the pissing rain. Still, it is LONDON and you are RADIOHEAD so I guess £42 a ticket is worth 3/4 a support act, a truculent main act (who were pedestrianen at best) and £7 noodles...oh and carling lager. The other day i spent the same amount and got Futureheads, Supergrass and Foo Fighters playing the gig of their lives...oh and Led Zepellin turned up. You fucking Oxford dinlows didn't even have the grace to saw thank you.cunts cunt cunts cunts cunts |
| Radio Clyde's George Bowie | Imagine Radio One at it's mid-80's worst and you're not even close to how fuck awful this prize cunt is...a happy hardcore DJ who thinks he's Howard Stern. From today, regarding the soundtrack to 'Juno' - " The Kinks, Velvet Underground...all the that trendy stuff that does my head right in" From about a year ago - " Feeder...they are the coolest band on the planet" Des McLean must have really big shoulders 'cos he's carrying you everyday you big-nosed wanker |
| raj persaud | not so smug now, are you? unfit to practice. ho ho. |
| River Island | Firstly for selling 75 different T-shirts, none of which anyone but an utter cunt would wear. Secondly for the 'create the look' feature on their website - 'Wow, it never occured to me that I could pair my T-shirt with jeans and some shoes'. Officers' Club for the middle-classes. |
| Royal Ascot Commentators | I only want to lose my money watching horses race, I don't need a fucking commentary on what the Queen is wearing |
| Ritchie Blackmore | With Deep Purple and Rainbow he was one of the world's foremost rock guitarists, but now he plays renaissance fairs and rides unicorns. Twat. |
| Rooney Wedding Sham | So it wasn't quite legal then Coleen? Does that mean you get to do it all over again? Bet you're gutted you fame hungry slapper. |
| R. Kelly & American Justice | He could be found dancing in the blood of children that he just videotaped himself killing, and would still get off. Fucking Legal System for Celebrities. |
| Roman Abramovich | Reportedly paid Amy Winehouse £1m for singing a couple of songs. Why not cut out the paperwork and just give her a bin bag full of heroin, coke, crack and crystal meth. Would make things simpler for everyone. |
| Robbie Williams | Just when you thought this under-talented, over-promoted, fat, annoying, arrogant, thick, sad, desperate, pathetic, fat (did I mention that?), boring fucking ringpiece was off our hands for good, Kerstin Fritzl wakes up from her coma and asks to see what? Anyone? That's right - a Robbie Williams gig. Jesus wept. Stand by folks - the biggest cunt in America (and that's saying something) is on the comeback trail. |
| Rupert Everett | I was torn between putting you here or in the Sacred Cows for your comments about soldiers being wimps. I am fed up with squaddies whining about bombs and bullets and sandflies too. But in the end it had to be the corner just because you are a mincing hypocrite who has made a career out of camping it up, then moans when you only get offered gay roles. |
| Radio 5 Euro 08 coverage | Thanks a fucking bunch for hiring Steve McClaren. I thought Graham Taylor was bad enough. Now we get subjected to two of the worst England managers in history spouting their combined inadequacies mixed with that fucking smug, partisan fuckstick Alan Green. Fucking cunts. |
| Raisons/sultanas in curry | Who's dumbass idea was it? Fucking stop it, it's horrible. And pineapple on pizza can get to fuck an' all. |
| Robert Mugabe | Is this too obvious? I know he's been on before, but blaming the UK's opposition to his land reform policy for the entirety of that poor country's problems kind of fucks me off a bit. |