THE CORNER
| Knock off Nigel Advert | For being hypocritical cunts and ripping off the character of Ron Burgundy complete with Jazz flute. Personally i think knock off Nigel is a modern day Robin hood |
| Kid Rock | For two consecutive lines in the chorus of his pants new song ending with the word "things" Winds me right up! |
| King's New Clothes | Yes. Your Majesty! What a fine set of garments you are wearing! See also - some addled cunt busking her sorry, smacked up way through an overlong rehearsal on the Pyramid Stage whilst fifty thousand dickheads pretend it is a seminal moment in the musical firmament. For all you knobheads that reckon Amy fucking Winehouse is anything worthy, hundreds of other artists have managed to hold a tune/remember where the fuck they are/not give half the set to your session musicians whilst ripped to the tits. If Saturday night was anything, it was a barometer showing that any fucked-up, tuneless, shambolic spunk-tanker can climb on the stage, whistle 'A Message To You' out of their shit-locker and have cunts orgasming over it for fear of being banished from Planet-fucking-Now. The sooner she veins a milkbottle full of the bad stuff and fucks off for good, the sooner idiots can stop pretending she's anything but a shockingly poor, nit-ridden, overrated piece of shite. |
| Kelvin MacKenzie | Vote for me against David Davies! You'll also be voting for Rupert Murdoch's dick which is firmly stuck up my arse. |
| Kaplinsky | Because you're evil and orange. |
| King of Shaves | Has anyone read the back of their shaving gel tube? Seriously what the fuck are those cunts going on about? They refer to the shaving gel as "software" and it use SSE "Shave Surface Enhancing Technology" with DDS "Dual Delivery System"...etc Get fucked you bunch of brainless marketing cunts. |
| Ken Livingstone | London mayor for fucking years and never ever pushed through any traffic calming measures in Walford. First Tiffany the Jamie and now Pat, when this senseless slaughter could have been easily avoided. Total Kunt k.k.k.ken |
| Kerry Katona's brown cardigan | For literally never being off Kerry's back - like her twat of a husband |
| Karen Matthews | And the rest of her vile extended family.....Makes you think all those celebrations were for getting off scot free with the crime rather than the return of their daughter. I hope the lot of them get sent down for fucking ever. |
| Kerry Katona going on holiday | From what? |
| Kevin Spacey | not to defend the bbc's truely shite Android Lloyd Weeber (non)talent hunt shows, but for fucks sake. Maybe Kev, if you didnt just put on crap plays with Hollywood hasbeens who fancy slumming it in London for the 2 week run, maybe if instead you put on some decent shows we'd come to your poxy theatre. Anyway, you're doing alright over here mate, so shut the fuck up. |
| Kerry Katona going on Holidays to Madeir | Just back from a lovely Holiday in Madeira and telling everyone how lovely Madeira is. I turn on my tv last night and Chipshop's been there on holidays. Thanks a lot . |
| Kerry Katona's husband Mark something or | Cos he looks like the government literacy gremlin from the adverts and he is being paid to show his fucking ugly face on tv and mags. If anyone wanted to look at halfwits like him and his moronic cunt of a wife they just have to go down the local town centre why pay for the fucking privilege |
| kate nash | take your cheese on toast and shove it up yer clout. |
| Kayne West/Estelle's American Boy | For his rap about the UK. Mainly consists of using the word 'bloke' and talking about Ribena and WAGS. Got us Brits summed up mate, haven't you? |
| Keeley Hawes | Currently single handedly ruining the TV series Ashes to Ashes with her godawful wooden-as-a-fucking-wardrobe style of acting & zero chemistry with the rest of the cast. The vacant, self absorbed, talentless cunt also simpered and tittered through one of the cringiest Jonathan Ross interviews ever seen on TV whilst simultaneously barely answering one of his many questions because she appeared to be pissed or as thick as pig shit. Or both. Also deserves pride of place in Cunts Corner for taking up with new husband Matthew, whilst still shaking the fucking confetti from her hair from her last marriage. Simpering, mutton dressed as lamb, irritating, tittering, coy, self absorbed, boring, OLD cunt. |
| Kate Moss | Fashion Icon?! Does no one else think that if someone spends the majority of their life wearing clothes for a living and have access to the world's top designers and stylists - they would eventially learn to dress themselves? No one gives an electrician an award for knowing how to wire a fucking plug. She looks like she smells of vomit to me - CUNT. |
| Kaiser Chiefs | Did you hear them at the Brit's? Rooooby Roooby Roooooby Rooooby...and then the flattest backing vocals since The Human League. Do people actually pay to hear this shit? |
| Ken Livingstone critics | Fuck off back to Kent and Berkshire you London visiting tourist cunts parrotting Clarkson and the Daily Mail about how bad Ken is. Go and vote for your own yokel mayors fucking Deliverance country cunts |
| ken livingstone | K L = KEN LIVINGSTONE NO K L = KILLING LONDON |