THE CORNER
| Jimmy Carr | What the fuck are you doing presenting commercial breakdown to canned laughter, you used to be a god comedian. And as you've taken over from jim davidson, i guess it makes you as big a cunt as he is. |
| Jackie Smith | Here we have a Home Secretary who has stated that she is scared to go out at night, denies that knife crime is on the increase and cuts police pay in real terms whilst accepting a nice big raise herself. You are an utter, utter cunt. |
| Jim Kerr | The cat sat on the remote on Saturday and put MandelaFest on. Jim Kerr was there looking like a giant helium balloon tethered to the stage, singing 'Mandela Day'. Alive and kicking? No, fat and on his way out. Knob. |
| Jay Z's stylist | For letting him go out in a pair of glasses that make him look like Penfold off Dangermouse Cunt! |
| John Simpson on the BBC | I thought he couldn’t get more of a cunt when he ran into Afghanastan to be the first journalist in Kabul and acting as if he personally had liberated them from the Taliban but his report on Mugabe and how he has “outmanoeuvred” his opponents and we should never underestimate Mugabe makes me want to kick him in balls till my legs ache. No John he hasn’t made a brilliant election coup he has murdered most of the poor fuckers who didn’t vote for him. Fuckwit of the highest order who seems to think he is important. I would rather listen to Jordan telling us about her twat than listening to this twat giving us his version of the news |
| Jay-z at Glastonbury | I got 99 problems and a flying bottle of piss is one |
| Journalism | Everything that's fucking wrong with this country is completely highlighted by reading a fucking tabloid. I had the misfortune to read the today's Daily Mirror. The first 13 pages contained:- A story about the rising cost of living (acceptable, I'll let them off there). Prince William dancing like a fucking tool. Paul Newman looking frail. (Shock-Fucking-Horror, an 83 year old looking frail!) Robbie "I can now buy £80m worth of pies" Williams getting paid a shitload in Norway. Some ropey old bint from Blue Peter saying she's not gay and actually put her fanny about like a dog marking it's territory with piss. The gossip pages informing me that a fucking crack whore has a whole emergency medical team on stand by for her, whilst other egotistical talentless fuckwits have managed to do something in front of some cameras. And all of these 13 pages are put infront and priorotised over an entire country being forced into poverty, starvation, genocide and violence by an evil fucking cunt who's killing everyone who stands up for their own right to live as a free human being. Utter fucking cunts. But I don't know what's more embarassing, the fact that these cunts do it, or the fact that it's done because it's what the public wants to read. |
| Jeremy Clarkson | Stretched Beadle |
| Jack Straw | SAcking a Magistrate for criticising the police, when they refused to act when her kid was being bullied and beaten up un be fucking lievable utter cunt |
| Japanese porn | May as well build a fanny out of lego. |
| Jimmy 'five bellies' Gardner | Sponged off Gazza for years and you alone are responsible for his current predicament. Some minder. You fat freeloader. |
| Julie Birchill | Here are 3 reasons why she should be elected Queen Cunt of the Decade. 1)Presented a shit dreadful 'documentary' on chavs 3 years ago, without understanding what being chav was. She insinuated that the middleclass were all jealous of the 'new working class', that we all 'secretely aspire to be like the Beckhams and the Girls Alouds' of this world. Think about that for a second. This kind of utter drivel can only come from someone that has never been mugged at knifepoint at 2 in the morning by lawless, moral deprived cunts in flammable fabrics and cack jewellery. It comes from some twat with a privelleged background who has never even come in contact with anyone except the fellow media studies students she haw-hawed her way through her parent funded, private school/university with into a cushy 10 minute a day, £50 grand+ a year, easy street, pointless adult existence. It is on Youtube and its worth watching just to see how much of a total idiot she makes herself look. 2) Once again proving she is the Self Appointed Protector of the Working Class tm, she attempted to defend the indefensible, the average Big Brother contestant. She puts forward the idea that they are all working class (sigh), that the majority of them don't wish to install themselves permanently in the celeb limelight (er.....) and that Jade Goody has every right to be famous. Given the fact that a)the distinction between the Celeb version (was a model/in a girl band) of BB and the regular one (nearly a model/in a girl band) is now so minimal now that its only the privelleged that get on either and b) every BB contestant is a cunt your argument is completely redundant. This article was in the Sun, who not one year ago had ostracised the Goody cashcow for racism. 3) Writing Sugar Rush. Somehow managed to make a drama about TEENAGE LESBIANS unsexy. Got a second series because perverted old men and lonely lesbians watched in the vain hope that something vaguely titallating would happen. It never did. |
| james blunt | for wanting 75 euro´s per ticket for his european concerts,fuck off you greedy cunt,your not springsteen,rolling stones or pink floyd,your james blunt,you only have 2 cd´s,in 20 years and 20 cd´s later think about charging 75 bucks,but for now you can get fucked |
| Jamie Oliver/Sainsburys ad | Woman: Im surprised! JO: What, that it only cost a fiver, or that you can cook. Patronising cunt. |
| Justin Lee Collins | For looking like a member of E.L.O. after a visit to Whitesnake's stylist. |
| Jack Dee | He's angry, he's angry, he's angry' he's angry, he's angry, he's angry. Show's over. He's not angry. Cunt. |
| Julie Walters as Mary Whitehouse | Hooray, an enormous pain in the arse pretending to be an even bigger pain in the arse. |
| John Terry | Blubbing like a big girls blouse at the end of the game. Crying on various people shoulders. Show some dignity you cunt. |
| John Lennon | All that peaceful protest bollocks. What has it accomplished? Nothing! We have multinational global firms now, public apathy, and pretentious twats like Bono who think playing festivals or writing Fair Trade on their testicles is going to save our planet from the greedy fuckers running it into the ground. So here is my peaceful protest and thanks a fucking lot to Lennon. Cunt. |
| James Corden | Am I the only one to be getting seriously tired of this fat cunt? I have no problem with Gavin & Stacy but is it really necessary for this moron to continually to whore himself and his private life across any and every platform? I am truly glad that as a BAFTA award winning “chubby charmer” you are able to laugh famous women, with low self esteem, into bed but this does not excuse such blatant whore mongering as your unnecessarily naked ‘parody’ photos. The pictures are neither funny, nor ironic you sycophantically busy fuck! We all love an underdog James but not fucking a show off... So take your BAFTA’s and shove them up you fame-whoring arse and fuck off, you ungracious cunt! |