THE CORNER
| Estate Agents | Now the house market is crashing - you know that these cunts will be using every crafty trick they have to keep their perrier fridges stocked |
| Eve Cameron, Beauty Journalist | You're nearly as bad as Nadine Baggot, you patronising cow. I just wish the general population of the UK weren't so easily bamboozled by phoney science. I find it deeply ironic that in your adverts you're clearly botoxed to within an inch of your life. I'd want a bird with facial expressions, thanks, not a cunt like her. |
| European Crisps | Tastless waste of time |
| Elvis Isn't Dead | Or whatever the fucking song is called. I don't who fucking sings this shit, but they're a saggy flange of the highest order. |
| ENGLAND | Gordon Brown, the war on terror, England not qualifying for Euro 2008, unpredicatble weather, high transport fares, expensive housing, no idea how many asylum seekers they have let in, high petrol prices, binge drinking idiots, the media, ashley cole, 14 year old gangsters, community support officers fuck me i could be here all day.........this is not the cuntry it should be! |
| Euro 2008 commentators who say... | ... he's the Austrian / Croatian / Swiss / Turkish / etc etc version of David Beckham. you mean he wears skirts, talks in a stupid voice and is marry to a twat, and is over rated and can only pass the ball with his right foot? |
| Eddie Izzard | For making out you're a big ol' transvestite, but still looking like the Manager of a building society. And talking utter bollocks in the name of 'irreverant comedy'. Cuntstain. |
| Eamon Holmes | He admitted on Radio 2 today that he has a phobia about vomitting. No shit, Sherlock! |
| Everyone aged under 20 | It's Aitch, not Haitch - you ignorant twats |
| Estate Agents | Time to reap the wirlwind you arseholes, can i have a diet coke with my big mac please? |
| Edith Bowman | Stop singing over songs and salivating over guests you talent-free, verminous little creature. |
| Ebay complainers | Dear Ebay I bought a powertool for £5.99 with £4 p&p last week. I thought it was a bargain as the item is usually £89.99 in the shops. I did not expect the low price and the fact it was shipped from Thai-land to be an issue. Imagine my disgust when it blew up in my hand! I want my money back Signed Cunt |
| Eva Longoria | I realise that success came a little later in Eva's career so she must feel like making up for her lost 20's by cashing in on all those product endorsements. But seriously the Magnum Mayan Mystica. You can barely fucking say it...is that why she gives it a blow job?! ...Product Pushing Cunt. |
| Everyone | because we dont need another hero |
| Election night special on BBC1 | Amazing... a table full of politicians refusing to answer a question, dodging issues and generally being shiftless, two-faced cunts for SIX HOURS NON STOP. Now that's committed cuntery! |
| eamon holme's dull wife on this morning | so dull i don't even know her dull dull name. talk about what you know and who you know. she needs to get off my screen. another great fuck up by itv - surprised they don't just wheel kyle off from the next studio. now there's another story and another cunt |
| Edith Bowman | The female Vernon Kay. Oh, and keep on using trendy abbrievated terms like "Ede", "Edes" or "Edie", but it will not disguise the fact that you are in fact named "EDITH"! |
| E4 | "ruddyruddyruddy" the next time i hear that word, i will cry blood. Wait...i'm already doing that, E4's on |
| Eamon Holmes | A fat, smug, transparent and self-important Cuntoid. His insincerety is breathtaking. Eamon; you're a total wanker to work for, and, if you had'nt landed on your fat feet some years back (how you did'nt break both of them is a miracle) you vocation would more likely be in keeping with your character: A Wheelclamper. |
| Easter Eggs | Say I get given 'snickers' easter egg, I expects some caramel and nuts in there somewhere. But tere won't be. No matter what the product identity is on the box, 99% of the eggs inside are just remoulded 'Dairy Milk'. I'm sure there's a trade descriptions ruling being broken here!! Stop mis-informing us. oh sorry, I forgot to add; 'Cunts!' |