THE CORNER
| BBC | 9/11 the third tower conspiracy theory? do you not think that just maybe, that tiny percentage of yanks, might have just noticed that a third massive building fell down? do anything to fill up space after wimbledon cunts |
| Britain / the world in general / & fitne | ............for, at a time of trying to 'advance' women (among other groups, god I almost feel guilty for being a white male) this country still having the fucking audicity to encourage gyms to provide women-only establishments. Will the Equalities Bill stop things like this? I fucking doubt it. Will it cause totally unnecessary resentment? Most likely. Change anything? Bollocks. Just look at the below quoted directly from their website.........number 10 makes me want to cut my feet off and bleed to death............CUNTS. Everywhere. Including me. "10 reasons to choose exercise 1. To be the healthiest in the family 2. To make your partner think 'wow' 3. To make new friendships 4. To keep up with your kids 5. To be the envy of your friends 6. To look in the mirror and like what you see 7. To take time just for yourself 8. To help you achieve your dreams 9. To learn to laugh off stress 10. To have a good excuse to go clothes shopping!" |
| Britain | As soon as a white, middle class boy is stabbed to death - there will be drastic (and unrealistic) law changes and a campaig in "the Sun". Until the white, middle class boy dies - we will do........ F.U.C.K. A.L.L. |
| BBC News again | Thanks BBC, I've always wanted to know Brian Mays' opinion on the anti apartheid movement and Nelson Mandela, I can now tick that one off my list. Next week Michael Stipe on terminal 4. |
| bmw drivers | if they can afford to drive around in thirty grand motors then why the fuck can't they afford a fucking hands free kit. cunts the lot of them. |
| Bike thieves of London | You've nicked another you fuckers, that's 4 in 2 years. I've bought shit ones that i'd hoped you wouldn't want, a lock the size of cornwall to fend you off and still you have them away. In broad daylight. In front of a cctv camera. Well i've got news for you, i'll be hunting you down when you try and flog it on gumtree this time you cheeky bastards. I don't want the fucker back as some other pikey will only nick it but i'll be posting a letter full of dog shit through your letterbox for a month. |
| BBC News | Time they were in here again for this little gem from today - "High fat level found in takeaways". Fucking NEWSFLASH! |
| Brooke Shields | Talking about her daughter: "(Rowan) will say, `Mom, paparazzi.' It's sad to me that she even knows the word. But then I said, `What do you do about that?' and she said, 'Well, I look straight ahead and I don't look them in the eye.' So there's the sense of don't let them invade. They're going to be there; let's not let them ruin our day or our life. And I think that's a slightly healthier way of dealing with it." Wow. Really, wow. You are so brave, and your daughter is a real trooper. Is there a charity where I can send you some money to help you deal with this awful, awful life? Oh hang on. You're a cunt. |
| babies in the office | seen one seen them all, now fuck off I've got work to do |
| Bez on Pimp my Ride | I thought this show was about fixing up cars for people who've got fuck all money, not to provide yet another stage and a free car makeover for this talentless slurring cunt. I'm glad his taxi ended up looking like it had been designed by a ten year old, I'm sure everyone will point and laugh. I bet it was novel for him to drive away with a car full of tellys which weren't on the warm side too. |
| BBC Breakfast | Last week it was Nell McAndrew enthusing about "spuds"; today it was Melinda Messenger telling us about how much fruit to eat. If I need dietary advice, the fucking last person I'd go to is a fucking past-it titty model. Talk about dumbing down. Get some fucking professionals not these stupid, vapid moronic bints FFS. Sort it out you cunts, I'm fucking paying you enough. |
| Boil In The Bag Cod Steaks | Because I thought they'd make a nice change but in fact they taste like a bag of cum and have given me worms. |
| Bold 2-in-1 Infusions | 'Wear jewels and flowers every day with the scent of white diamond and lotus flower' - that's enough reason to get them on here, but also; at least one of the outrageously overpaid clowns in their marketing department ought to have realised that 'white diamond' and whatever other cunting rocks they're claiming they've put in their fabric softeners, DON'T FUCKING SMELL OF ANYTHING! |
| Burger King | Launching a £95 burger for Charity and you're only making 100 of them. All your customers will have spent their last £100 on on-the-spot fines or shell suits. What is the point. Burger Cunt more like. |
| Big Brother's Alexandra & her "tings". | Yes, I know I am a cunt for watching it! So, she does not like people touching her "tings"! The word is things you stupid cunt. Stop acting the "I is a hard gangsta who is black you know what I mean and do not diss me ever you know I mean" bollocks. Fuck you you inbred half-wit. Being black myself you anger the fuck out of me. Go back to the hole you crawled out of and fucking die. Cunt! |
| bbc.co.uk | 'Apple announces cheaper 3G iPhone' as the third 'top news' item on it's homepage? Are you fucking kidding me? It's not exactly the moon landing is it, you public fucking service cunts. |
| BB blind guy, again | You're blind not deaf, stop fucking shouting. |
| BB couple | They were on some crappy show called "Clean-a-holics" according to my mate. Fame whores even pretending to have OCD to get their faces on the TV. |
| Blind guy on Big Brother | Gives himself seven out of ten for attractiveness. How does he know? |
| Barry Humphries | It's almost unbelievable that any man could be creepier in real life than he is whilst appearing as either Dame Edna or Norm but - for the last 3 months - the BBC has happily shown us that it is possible. Is this why we have to pay for TV Licences? Or some kind of public service broadcasting to show young children what the 21st Century Child Catcher looks like? Yuk. |