RealityStar on Fri 09 May 2008 said... That would have been alright, but the spelling mistake ruined it for me, sorry.
ahknowme on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Or a nose and mouth.
personunavailable on Fri 09 May 2008 said... He's one of those men I imagine to have been tricked by a transvestite prostitute at one time or another.
watersladelady on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Has he got a fat wallet or a huge dick?
watersladelady on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Has he got a fat wallet or a huge dick?
watersladelady on Fri 09 May 2008 said... FFS I only clicked that once...... sorry. *goes to sit in thicko's corner*
watersladelady on Fri 09 May 2008 said... on 2nd thoughts... he could have a huge wallet AND a fat dick.
SlipperyGimp on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Just days after cursing the response function, I now find myself saying, "For fuck sake, that was really shit". This is turning into a tabloid website.
slinkybackrinkadink on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Boom boom. Like Basil Brush but worse.
TheDuke on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Watersladelady - what do you want a fat dick for? Does it have a beer belly and smells of beans?
watersladelady on Fri 09 May 2008 said... TheDuke: Did I say I wanted a fat dick? I was married to one for 30 years.
MerylHighground on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Not sure about the dick dimensions, but they do call him Tripod for some reason
CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Has he been hanging around with Heather Mills?
buzzybelew on Fri 09 May 2008 said... His jaw is all wrong.
buzzybelew on Fri 09 May 2008 said... But he likes King Crimson.
Kitty on Sat 10 May 2008 said... He looks like the slightly 'special' brother of Michael Schumacher, with that chin.
fuzzylowhangers on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Lembit has one of the biggest cocks in Westminster, apparently. He's close to double figures (inches) allegedly.
OckerRocker on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Even if he had a cock that was visible from space, it still wouldn't make it worthwhile. Imagine that special needs face gurning as he goes at it! And I bet he cries after he cums.
watersladelady on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Good grief..... there goes my toast in the bin.
buzzybelew on Sat 10 May 2008 said... If you kissed him, with the way his face is, technically, you'd be kissing the back of his ear. Ugly cunt.
Kitty on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Oh my god OckerRocker, that 'gurning cum face' post will give me nightmares for weeks.
thundachick on Sat 10 May 2008 said... ockerrocker..that post was wrong on many levels..bow thy head in shame!..excuse me while i go chuck up my macaroni cheese..
AttilaDaCunt on Mon 12 May 2008 said... That Sian Lloyd woman liked to thumb him up the glitter while he rode her by all accounts, Lembik let on to a colleague in westminster an word spread like wildfire, now when he shows his face in the house he gets a thumbs up as a greeting.
