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Led Zeppelin	So. Sting picks up a lute and everyone hates the fucker even more than they thought they did but the Zep, who spent donkeys years prancing about like rock n roll jesters, are hailed as geniuses and, depending on who you believe, the entire planet has allegedly tried to buy tickets online for the O2 show. Could someone please point out the difference between these cunts and Spinal Tap, forsooth I doth be verily confused, my liege.

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		cowman on Mon 10 December 2007 said... Leave it...!
		SlipperyGimp on Tue 11 December 2007 said... You probably like The Kooks.
		jailbird on Tue 11 December 2007 said... The Queen of light took her bow and then she turned to go, The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom and walked the night alone, Oh, dance in the dark of night - sing to the morning light, the Dark Lord rides in force tonight and time will tell us all... Oh, Mr Frodo I'm so very afraid. Tis nowt but Tolkien set to music. Bet you babies devour that shit too. Bet you'd never even heard a Led Zep song until this reunion show was announced. Grow up and listen to some proper music, you fucking minstrelly retards
		shitkicker on Tue 11 December 2007 said... The difference is they did it before Spinal Tap, thereby creating the stereotype.
		drshipman on Tue 11 December 2007 said... Bollocks, this cunt listens/wanks off to Nickelback.
		MrsMoon on Tue 11 December 2007 said... i grew up listening to The Zep, as my Dad is a big fan, and yes, the lyrics, are Tolkein-esque hippy dippy shit, yes they were indulgent, yes they molested fans with fish...but the music fucking gets you in the gut, twists it around and make you want to do things on a very primal level. Harder, funkier, bluesier than anyone else.They simply piss elegantly, from a great height over all pretenders to their throne... Put it on again, crank it up!
		MissChampion on Tue 11 December 2007 said... Mrs. Mood, I salute you.
		mrsmeeks on Tue 11 December 2007 said... What a dick - fuck off and go home to listen to The Chart show on Radio 1. Or re-runs of Same Difference on X Factor - whichever is at your intellectual level you thick fuck - Led Zep shit all over EVERYONE else.
		dandyboy on Tue 11 December 2007 said... That's put me right in the mood for Kashmir and When The Levee Breaks...
		Belms on Tue 11 December 2007 said... "Ramble on" actually mentions Gollum and Mordor, that said, Led Zep do piss on Everyone. Shame how the moniker R & B has been bastardized by fuck nuggets.
		SlipperyGimp on Tue 11 December 2007 said... It's always cool when someone says that something genuinely iconic and revered is shit. Their music taste must be so far ahead of time that the bands they like haven't actually formed yet. Pretentious cunts.
		Maccie on Tue 11 December 2007 said... Babe I'm gonna leave you, I've got to ramble over hill and dale in pixie boots and my mother's blouse cos I can hear Mordor calling me back home. Fucking squeaky-voiced cunt. Zep are a joke. They sound as anachronistic today as they did in the 70s when the took Greensleeves and turned it into Stairway To Heaven. Patchouli-scented wankers. Fuck off back to 1973 the lotta yer
		MrsMoon on Tue 11 December 2007 said... All negative comments are about as damaging to the mighty Zeppelin as throwing toothpicks at Jupiter...
		timbro on Tue 11 December 2007 said... Nah, Zepplin are the best. Comparing Stairway to Greensleeves is clutching at straws. Feeble.
		Slutpacker on Tue 11 December 2007 said... Maccie... if you don't like Led Zeppelin, then surely you hate rock music?
		Dollydagger on Wed 12 December 2007 said... House of the Holy? Bollock naked children? Call the Portuguese police at once.
		jesuschrist on Wed 12 December 2007 said... I love Mrs Moon - you are a dream. May my father bless you.
		Drummer on Wed 12 December 2007 said... Mrs Moon knows the score. It was a majestic concert by the rock poets of the 20th Century. The rest of you can continue to live in indifference and ignorance.
		MrsMoon on Wed 12 December 2007 said... i have the love of Jesuschrist! No one can top the son of God! x
		MrsMoon on Wed 12 December 2007 said... yeah, drummer, i think they've all been squeezing their lemons too much while listening to Razorlight...or should that be Razorlite?
		Drummer on Wed 12 December 2007 said... They wouldn't know a squeezed lemon if it hit them on the head, let alone if they fell right out of bed. Have you identified my new picture? I'm sure you'll get it ..
		MrsMoon on Wed 12 December 2007 said... i already did last week, you must of missed it...it is of course, Clem Burke from Blondie....
		Drummer on Wed 12 December 2007 said... Yes - I missed it - and how silly of me to give you such an easy one! Catch you on a new post soon I hope ..
		Maccie on Wed 12 December 2007 said... Blah blah fucking blah. Ooh, the intro to Communication Breakdown is obviously such a heavy influence on The Damned and Captain Sensible's bass playing in particular etfuckingcetera. I had to live through this shit in the 70s. Why the fuck do you think Punk came about? To rid the world of all the Led Zeps and Deep Purples. Whilst I can appreciate the musicianship and the influence Zep have had on just about anyone, as soon as Plant opens his gob and sings about pixies and elves and whatnot, all of Jimmy Page's hard work, not to mention Bonham's drumming or Jones' inspirational bass lines, are laid waste to. Please don't insult me by accusing me of not liking "rock" music or watching X Fucktor. I probably know more about rawk than the lotta yer, cuntoids
		Dikkobat on Wed 12 December 2007 said... FORSOOTH! you doth be a total cuntmuppet