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King's New Clothes	Yes. Your Majesty! What a fine set of garments you are wearing! See also - some addled cunt busking her sorry, smacked up way through an overlong rehearsal on the Pyramid Stage whilst fifty thousand dickheads pretend it is a seminal moment in the musical firmament. For all you knobheads that reckon Amy fucking Winehouse is anything worthy, hundreds of other artists have managed to hold a tune/remember where the fuck they are/not give half the set to your session musicians whilst ripped to the tits. If Saturday night was anything, it was a barometer showing that any fucked-up, tuneless, shambolic spunk-tanker can climb on the stage, whistle 'A Message To You' out of their shit-locker and have cunts orgasming over it for fear of being banished from Planet-fucking-Now. The sooner she veins a milkbottle full of the bad stuff and fucks off for good, the sooner idiots can stop pretending she's anything but a shockingly poor, nit-ridden, overrated piece of shite.

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COMMENTS

		TheDuke on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I dont reckon nits would live in that shit heap of a haircut. Probably maggots and flies.
		catterina88 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... She reminded me of Oliver Reed when he turned up on that chat show absolutely off his face.
		Youvegotmailgenitalia on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Completely agree, apart from it's 'The Emperor's New Clothes'.
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Kept pulling up her skirt too, showing her grotty crotch to the floor cameras and she couldnt keep her hands off her tits. The addled cum sponge was just as bad the night before at the Mandela concert
		hamstir on Mon 30 June 2008 said... How desperate was the punter that grabbed her tit, be like shagging a tramp dipped in shit
		billybobbollockchops on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I feel sick
		ComradeDuch on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Nice work OP, except for the fact you watched it - I went to the pub and had a lovely time. It wasn't the time and place for the Winehouse.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Mon 30 June 2008 said... But it was a winehouse comrade...
		ComradeDuch on Mon 30 June 2008 said... True, Slinky. I am a dolt. I drank Stella though.
		claire on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Hear hear! She was utter shite. And the BBC's coverage of the festival was a fucking joke. Hundreds of acts to watch and we get an endless stream of fuckwits wasting airtime talking bollocks.
		bystander on Mon 30 June 2008 said... So you won't be buying the DVD then?
		Nadiestar on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Oh How dull. Yet another post about Glasto. Didn't that festival stop being good in 97?
		BobRoberts on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Great post.
		niclarouge on Mon 30 June 2008 said... If Amy Winehouse died in the morning, you'd never hear the end of her. Greatest hits would be issued the following day and you'd have tributes pouring in. She would forever be remembered as the tragic soul singer who met an untimely demise and much like Marilyn Monroe, Jim Morrisson etc FX would run her Final 24 in a couple of weeks. Believe me, if you want her to disappear then she needs to recover and fade away quietly, her death would guarantee her immortality
		batteredcodpiece on Mon 30 June 2008 said... "Didn't that festival stop being good in 97?" Try 84.
		Chelloveck on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Nice rant, good work.
		boozle on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Top post. Well done.
		sunchild on Mon 30 June 2008 said... niclarouge - without doubt if she died (which she won't for a long time yet - I just have this horrible feeling) we would hear the usual bollocks - but she would be forgotten quicker than Jeremy Beadle.
		shiggybiggs on Mon 30 June 2008 said... woulda been good if that person she went for at glasto hadda just came back and broke her jaw. Stupid Looking Dirty Junky Fuck!
		Happyfinish on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I predict that Amy and Pete will both live well into their forties but Mika won't see 2010.
		MsDjSpanky on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I can't for Mika to die, I think he's great. Greatest hits on Blu Ray, and 'love today' being played every 3rd record on Radio One for 6 months. Can't wait.
		jesuschrist on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Maybe I'm twisted but I found that rant quite beautiful
		hijodeputa on Tue 01 July 2008 said... This is probably the most coherent rant I´ve ever read on HM. Well done OP.