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Kerry Katona's husband Mark something or Cos he looks like the government literacy gremlin from the adverts and he is being paid to show his fucking ugly face on tv and mags. If anyone wanted to look at halfwits like him and his moronic cunt of a wife they just have to go down the local town centre why pay for the fucking privilege

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kwebb on Tue 25 March 2008 said...
Ah but he's got some class though that boy... Constantly droaning on about how much everything he owns cost ..you could at first be tricked in to thinking he is a bald scally sink estate pleb with more tattoos than teeth - but he isn't like that at all. And she is nice and settled these days too which is lovely.
Bongomag on Tue 25 March 2008 said...
I would pay good money to see both of these cunts on a mortury slab.
rainman on Tue 25 March 2008 said...
theres a pidgeon the size of an albatross on my garden fence - just magnificent!
diepiggy on Tue 25 March 2008 said...
mortuary slab?? itll happen soon enough
fuckmehowmuch on Tue 25 March 2008 said...
Come The Reckoning, she's Number Three. After the peg-leg-dreg and Cunt Spice.
who2004uk on Tue 25 March 2008 said...
I'm glad i've never heard of Katonas husband thank you very much.
Gordina on Tue 25 March 2008 said...
A Heather Mill's wanna be with low self esteem.
POOSTRIPE on Tue 25 March 2008 said...
can kerry actually sing ?? Has she at least one redeeming feature ?.........this family are ideal dewsbury folk.
Kitty on Tue 25 March 2008 said...
In answer to your question Poostripe, No Kerry Katona mimed on all the shite Atomic Kitten records and was actually in the group for a nanosecond; I have viewed the programme featuring her and the gremlin and no, she has no redeeming features whatsoever, in fact she makes Rik Waller look charming and likeable; Mark Croft is with her for the money, and she knows it, that's why she is an unhappy, depressed bloater. She'd rather be with an arrogant, thick as pig shit, money grabbing piece of cock froth like him than be on her own. She's an embarrassment and he needs petrol and a lit match throwing over him.
KerryKatona on Tue 25 March 2008 said...
OI Cheeky cunts
MerylHighground on Wed 26 March 2008 said...
Oi Kerry, aren't you supposed to be in a 'desperate hospital dash' today, to incubate your latest syndrome for exclusive unveiling to OK readers this week? Mr. Desmond wouldn't be pleased if you were telling porkies now would he?
Kitty on Wed 26 March 2008 said...
Ah yes, these celebs are always being "rushed" to hospital aren't they? Never 'taken to', like the rest of the normal population. Incidentally, Max Clifford sounded gutted when he was forced to report that it wasnt "near fatal illness pre-eclampsia" that Katona was rushed to hospital for, but water retention and lack of iron. Im no doctor, but a tiny little voice is telling me that it may just be something to do with the fact that all she has eaten for the last 7 months is chips in garlic mayonnaise and beef curry, washed down with a pint of cider at every meal. I predict next weeks Ok Magazine will have Jabba the Hutt blaming her 'illness' on lies told about her in the tabloids about her Mark.
Barbersmith on Wed 26 March 2008 said...
I'd still do her...
MerylHighground on Thu 27 March 2008 said...
It's her failure to dip her chips in sufficient ketamine that is putting her unborn child at risk. Call the social (as she so quaintly puts it) immediately
ColinHerbert on Thu 27 March 2008 said...
Is she pumping these sprogs out so when the shit hits the fan she gets decent child benefit?
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