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Kerry Katona going on Holidays to Madeir Just back from a lovely Holiday in Madeira and telling everyone how lovely Madeira is. I turn on my tv last night and Chipshop's been there on holidays. Thanks a lot .

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rainman on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
did you know the average rainfall in Madeira for march is 2-3 inches whilst the width of Kerry's twat is 3-4 feet ....dry.
fuckwit on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
The have a lovely system of little canals called levadas, used to irrigate the vegetation. Just like her wet floppy hole
Krooner on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
Think yourself lucky you didn't run into here then!
Krooner on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
*her*
Jesus on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
So is Madeira the new Iceland?
Geushky on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
I've been to Madeira, it was shit.
kwebb on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
I put it in the Christmas cake when there was no brandy.
Adam on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
Love the Algarve, always wanted to try Madeira. It's been tainted now- thanks a fucking lot you nightmare bint.
bezrington on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
So fucking what if she was there, you didn't fucking see her so whats the problem? twat.
Geushky on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
Bez, I believe the OP was stating the fact that since Katona has been to Madeira it has somewhat lowered the tone of the Island and made them appear a cunt for telling all and sundry what a good time they had there. I had a shit time there (literally), falling in the levadas (you say ‘irrigation’ I say 'open sewer'), it’s hilly as fuck, no beaches and all the locals talk funny. You can’t even get a copy of the Daily Mail FFS.
Geushky on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
Damn you spelling Nazis! *Note to self, do not cut & paste from a word-processor, it makes you look like (even more of) a cunt*
bezrington on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
Geushky: Sorry mate but im still not buying that shit, i've been to fiji and from what i hear so has Max Clifford. That doesn't make it a shit island, it just means complete Cunts go there as well as my good self. OP is still a cock in my Book. P.s. Your spellings getting worse mate! Mine on the other hand is fucking A1
Gantsta on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
Bez: You missed out the apostrophe in "spelling's" tut tut. Katona's twat is only about 3-4 feet? I thought he was over 6 foot.
Geushky on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
Bez, I am truly humbled...
stun on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
OP didn't see her, but you'd imagine a well-used trollop like her to utilise the cheaper, shittier end of the holiday market than go to some nondescript Atlantic island which has fuck all going for it. Oh, hang on. There's a parallel there.
Barbersmith on Tue 01 April 2008 said...
I'd still do her...
Kermit on Tue 01 April 2008 said...
fuck me some of you ARE desperate
Cuntsville on Thu 03 April 2008 said...
she is a skanky, horrible cunt of a woman
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