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		MrChris on Fri 13 June 2008 said... He made himself look like a right twat on this week last night, Diane Abbott and Nigel Kennedy showed him up good and proper
		boggzy on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Fuckinghell. Kelvin MacKenzie, Diane Abbott and 'Kennedy'. There's three cunts who I'd love to squeeze into a shopping trolley and set it off rolling towards the edge of beachy head..
		RightRoyalBastard on Fri 13 June 2008 said... OP it's Davis not Davies, he's not sodding Welsh. Fair point about Mackenzie though. Uber uber mega mega cunt of undiscovered magnitude. He's on the bullet list.
		Alright on Fri 13 June 2008 said... There he is...I knew he would pop up here sooner or later.
		SaleoftheCentury on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Just a pity that the by-election isn't in Liverpool really. As much as I despise the shit hole and its miserable people I suspect they might have the right idea as to how to deal with this fat twat.
		JiggeryCock on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Doubt it. Scousers still think 'The Sun' was responsible for the lies told about Hillsbrough, rather than the management / editorial team behind it. Very little boycotting of Sky or other Murdoch-owned media on Merseyside.
		Sable on Fri 13 June 2008 said... This is clearly a theme, as I sent in one on this very topic this morning. Boris Johnson may be insane, but at least he's his own man and he believes in something. Mackenzie believes in nothing other than covering his own arse and swallowing as much of Rupert Murdoch's poison jizz-stream as his distended belly can cope with.
		Sable on Fri 13 June 2008 said... I've just re-read that and it doesn't make a lot of sense, so yes, I know that Boris isn't standing in Haltemprice - I'm comparing 'celebrity' candidates.
		Alright on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Well boycotting Sky would be a step to far, how else would they be able to catch the latest episode of the Simpsons, or live coverage of the Premier League. Well at least with boycotting The Sun, you could always buy The Star instead…no that’s actually worse when you think about it.
		claire on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Imagine if he got elected though.What a fucking nightmare if we had to listen to this Murdoch poodle spouting Sun bollocks in the Commons.
		Dollydagger on Fri 13 June 2008 said... He's a cunt, but it would be amusing to see Davies' pompous gob implode if he lost his seat to him.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Just seen him on the news where he's caught on camera slagging off Hull. Also interesting line about "if you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to fear" Cunt on many counts - does that make him a Super Cunt?
		SpartacusMills on Fri 13 June 2008 said... MacKenzie should have an entire section devoted to what a truly unsurpassably epic cunt he is. If he was murdered tomorrow I'd light a cigar.
		BlartMonster on Fri 13 June 2008 said... Davis is a publicity hungry cunt anyway and deserves a kicking, god how i'd love to see him lose his seat, you dick. Mackenzie is a cock too, so napalm the fuckers... the irony of the tories against extended detention is too much to bear
		MrBeefy on Sat 14 June 2008 said... Davis just wants to be remembered for something other than a failed tory leader candidate. Fucking publicity-seeking cock-juggler.
		Dendiol on Sun 29 June 2008 said... Time for that MacKenzie prick to crawl back down the hole he has crawled out of.

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