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Keeley Hawes	Currently single handedly ruining the TV series Ashes to Ashes with her godawful wooden-as-a-fucking-wardrobe style of acting & zero chemistry with the rest of the cast. The vacant, self absorbed, talentless cunt also simpered and tittered through one of the cringiest Jonathan Ross interviews ever seen on TV whilst simultaneously barely answering one of his many questions because she appeared to be pissed or as thick as pig shit. Or both. Also deserves pride of place in Cunts Corner for taking up with new husband Matthew, whilst still shaking the fucking confetti from her hair from her last marriage. Simpering, mutton dressed as lamb, irritating, tittering, coy, self absorbed, boring, OLD cunt.

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COMMENTS

		TokenH on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Don't know her, not gonna find out who she is. Don't watch TV. Don't care.
		bumspinach on Sun 02 March 2008 said... nice tits mind, can't fault that
		diepiggy on Sun 02 March 2008 said... she was a fuckin bitch in tipping the velvet aswell and shitty actress.As for nice tits they were saggy in tipping so i cant imagine what there like now.Maybe she uses them for slippers
		cowman on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Not the best actress(that's being kind).... but a bloody minx..
		diepiggy on Sun 02 March 2008 said... When's she going to spread pink for mens world?
		picklejar on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Could this be her former husband postiing ?.
		TokenH on Sun 02 March 2008 said... After rereading the original submission I have the same doubts as picklejar.
		randomboo on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Is she Chesney Hawkes' Mum?
		thebawbag on Sun 02 March 2008 said... never watched Ashes to Ashes but I did watch the JR show. The highlight they showed from Ashes to Ashes showed her bending over a desk in a short skirt looking very shagable indeed. I don't have a clue what my point is. As you were folks.
		randomboo on Sun 02 March 2008 said... Helen Flanagan aka Rosie Webster has better tits.
		bystander on Sun 02 March 2008 said... She is super sexy and I love her. So there.
		TokenH on Sun 02 March 2008 said... OK, finally seen a picture of her. Nothing special. Might give her one if she asked nicely,etc. See better looking women than her walking through the city centre. Typical brainless tabloid reading twat men falling into the "celebrity" trap: "Oh, she's on TV so she's GORGEOUS so I'd fuck her." Overrated. 2/10.
		GayBowelSyndrome on Mon 03 March 2008 said... Arse cunt mouth cunt arse donkey-punch
		diepiggy on Mon 03 March 2008 said... helen flanagan hmmmm.goes off liea rocket
		diepiggy on Mon 03 March 2008 said... helen flanagan hmmmm.goes off like a rocket
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 03 March 2008 said... Keeley Hawes is bisexual apparently - with a face like hers I suppose she has to take what she can get.
		Barbersmith on Mon 03 March 2008 said... She was almost as shit in that Tipping the Velvet as her co-star. Whose name I forget.
		Kitty on Mon 03 March 2008 said... God she is a shit actress isn't she? No amount of flesh she flashes is going to cover that up. Nice post CaptainCuntflaps, Im with you all the way there.
		SickRik on Mon 03 March 2008 said... WRONG
		bettyswallocks on Mon 03 March 2008 said... she's only about 26 or something, but I agree, she is a whore and I saw her reading a story on cbeebies the other night, oh and she does that fucking annoying No. 7 advert where she's talking to the voice over guy about which cream to put on first and if she put them on the other way round would she get older. Silly cow.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 03 March 2008 said... She's 26? Fuck, I'm 39 and look younger than her with five months worth of beard.
		Kitty on Mon 03 March 2008 said... Born in 1977 apparently. All the same, I thought she was in her forties!
		diepiggy on Mon 03 March 2008 said... 26? she looks rough for her age.
		lubestar on Mon 03 March 2008 said... And don't forget her daft hair is responsible for Boots now selling more home perm kits than they have for years. That alone is worth a cunt posting.
		diepiggy on Tue 04 March 2008 said... err if she was born in 77 ,she about thirty aint she.Not that its any better she still look old for her age
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 04 March 2008 said... She'd be quite pretty if she wasn't so fugly.
		PennyCentury on Wed 05 March 2008 said... She was in Spooks and I like Spooks. I think she's purdy.
		Twonk on Wed 05 March 2008 said... Nice eyes, but not a lot going on behind them.
		diepiggy on Wed 05 March 2008 said... Rachael Stirling was her co star in tipping the velvet the granddaughter of diana rigg.And both those bitches are hot
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 05 March 2008 said... Diana Rigg as Emma Peel - now you're talking.
		MrsMoon on Thu 06 March 2008 said... Granddaughter...she's her daughter! She's not that old!
		fuckwit on Tue 11 March 2008 said... She looks like Keira's older sister. I'd do both of them. They are FUCKING LOVELY