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Karen Matthews And the rest of her vile extended family.....Makes you think all those celebrations were for getting off scot free with the crime rather than the return of their daughter. I hope the lot of them get sent down for fucking ever.

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Gordina on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
The fact that the child wants to continue staying with her foster carers and refused to go back to her mother is telling.
Gordina on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
By carrying out this little stunt they have actually managed to give the child a better future.
fuckwit on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
I think Shannon was behind the whole thing. She faked her own disappearance, hid out under her nonce uncle's bed... She wanted to get her inbred relative banged up, inherit the family horse box and roam free forever.
RealityStar on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
It was pretty obvious from the moment they decided to have a bloody street party about it. Any normal person that had just found out their child was in fact safe and well would have thanked their lucky stars, demanded to see their child and probably collaspe of exhaustion not drive down to Betterbuys for a case of Blue Nun and some peanuts.
Gordina on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Shannon Matthews = Child of the people. Was getting a bit bored of that Josie Russell. Now lets hope the social sevices don't fuck up her care.
MrsMoon on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Fuckwit, interesting...The Fall and Rise of Shannon Matthews.
TheGunt on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Like a phoenix from the ashes. Or an abused child from under a divan
Chowmean on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Blue Nun?? FFS thats pushing it a bit for that dysfunctional scum.
RealityStar on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Lambrini?
billybobbollockchops on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Only the McCanns to sort out now then
yosemitesam on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
jemken?
yosemitesam on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
sorry, Jenkem," Jenkem is a hallucinogenic recreational drug composed of noxious gas formed from fermented human sewage."
DickyM on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Thats too highbrow for Craig Meehan
easywin on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
The mothers got a face like a bulldog chewing a jew. Probs all the fucking turps and white spirit.
fuckwit on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Want to go halves on the screenplay, Mrs?
MrsMoon on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Ok, Fuckwit, we'll do a word each, alternate...
fuckwit on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Trouble is, it'll be like Capote's In Cold Blood; we'll have to hang around until November to finish it - the trial date's set...
MrsMoon on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
I do look a bit like Capote, but with tits...wait, i'll put the hat on...
MrsMoon on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
...and if you can imagine Capote's voice on helium, so like mine...
dandyboy on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Surely the screenplay will just comprise a lot of grunting with the occasional swearword and waving of a dole cheque?
dandyboy on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
The PG Tips monkeys could star in it.
MrsMoon on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
dandyboy, it'll be like the beginning of 2001 A Space Odyssey....but set in Dewsbury....instead of a bone thrown into the sky, it'll be a turkey twizzler....
DickyM on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Much as i like following ur conversation, can we stick to normal comments about this vile, skanky, chav, scumbag, whore mother of a family ?
kwebb on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
She's still wearing her lucky green bomber jacket. I'd like to know how she makes herself look so fucking awful everyday?Maybe wanders down the launderette and gets in the spin dryer for an hour. Sellotapes some snob bags under her eyes. Gets someone to punch and piss on her to finish off the look.
BarryTook on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
She seems to have persuaded a lot of men to inseminate her though so maybe in Dewsbury she's considered a bit of a looker. Mind you her latest catch was a pedlo who looks about 12 with standard issue pedlo glasses so maybe they just weren't that picky.
MerylHighground on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
I always though a pedlo was something you hired for a fun ride at the seaside. So that's why I've always felt such shame afterwards.
Kitty on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Im waiting for the news to sink in to the brains of the 25 stone women of that Dewsbury Estate who organised the Find Shannon Campaign (and who weren't in the know), that they've been lied to. They'll have the Matthews residence torched like a shot.
Chowmean on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
While they're at it, can we make sure the adult members of the Matthews family are all inside at the time.
joylove on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Turns out they had their fingers in the McCann biscuit tin too. Pikey thick fucks.
YouFuckingWanker on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Shannon should be stripped of UK junior hide & seek championship gold medal. She had outside assistence.
Kitty on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Suzy Lamplugh is the true winner of that particular medal, anyway.
Gordina on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
I think lord Lucan is winning that particular race, or is it Red Rum or those people on the Mary Celeste....
dandyboy on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
She truely deserves a kick in the cunt (Karen Matthews that is, not Suzy Lampugh). Not only to stop spewing out more child support-swallowing shit machines, but also for the whole "I don't know who to trust" speech at the height of the search. Maybe someone will really abduct one of her children some day and she'll finally get some grasp into her piggy head the enormity of what she's really done. Or leave her alone with some parents whose missing kid hasn't received the media coverage she did, and see what happens...
fuckwit on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
MrsMoon, the first draft will be on your desk in the morning. Please send me your undies
DickyM on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Gordina, Red Rum died an old, old horse. You're thinking of Shergar.
Chowmean on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Even thicker for taping an episode of 'Shameless' which featured a fake kidnap plot, then leaving the fucking video in the front room. FFS Lambrini is too good for them.
MrsMoon on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
fuckwit, i don't wear undies, but i do wear a chastity belt, and dandyboy has the only key.
MrsMoon on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
New series for Channel 4, 'How Under's Your Class?' Where Kim, Aggie and Brian Sewell visit council estates round Dewsbury, teaching the local rats how to eat up at the table with a knife and fork, give them a makeover, voice coaching to work on their slovenly diction and to use the English language properly, how to appreciate fine painting and sculpture from the renaissance period onwards, basic hygene and how to get a fucking job.
bystander on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
This "abduction" or "a few days at Uncle's" has been a Godsend to news editors. People are bored with everything else. It's The Sun what done it guvner.
kwebb on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
"In a world that is violently spinning off it's axis surrounded by alcopops riff raff and unspeakably common people who will guarantee we can still get smashed for a fiver. Step forward Sir Karen Digby Chicken Matthews." *dum de dum de dum de dum dum dum dum etc etc*
lordmorgs on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
In Britain every suspect of a crime has a right to be presumed innocent until proven guilty, which could well be the case. Additionally suspects also have the right to a fair trial and guilt beyond all reasonable doubt has to be established to secure a conviction. This is called "justice". What retards like you lot do is create a new standard. The standard of "I read in the paper..." or "I saw on the news..." There have been many individuals who have been found not guilty of child molestation, yet their lives are made a misery by right wing twats like you lot who think that if somebody walks past a child and coughs that they must be a peadophile. YOU are the cunts!!!
bystander on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
I assume this is either a wind up or you are the family solicitor, if it is the latter pop into the BMW showroom on your way to work and order your next Legal Aid funded automobile.
dewie on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
bystander you are an ignorant fecker. Just because someone suggests you wait to see if there's any fucking evidence before condemning someone you get pissy. Grow up. The papers have largely misreported the facts of the arrest in any event and published hearsay, rumour and bollocks. She may well have been up to no good, but let's leave it to the Courts rather than the Daily fucking Mirror to decide what she's guilty of, shall we.
BustySinclair on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
No! Kill 'em all now and let God sort them out
Chowmean on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Well now she's guilty of pervertiing the course of justice and child neglect, so we can all carry on slagging off the low life.
MerylHighground on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
I think it's interesting how everyone has descended on this case to comment. Two reasons - one, that everyone is obsessed with anyhting that sniffs of paedophilia (which is a worrying tendency in itself...) and two, the likes of Karen Mathhews make us all feel morally superior and better about ourselves. Not saying we shouldn't comment, just interested in why this case prompts so much discussion.
MrsMoon on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Because it is these feral families, and Karen Matthews and her brood seems to fit the stereotype to a T, that enrage most people, and i am not talking about the Daily Mail types here either. This 'family' seems to tick every box with what many feel is wrong in society, and that's why they are getting a kicking before anyone has been tried. It is not what they have done or not done necessarily, it's the total disfunction they seem to represent.
MerylHighground on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
You're right, La Luna, and I find these people really depressing too. But it's true that getting enraged about dysfunctional families makes onlookers feel morally superior. I wouldn't say that Ulrika Jonsson is much different from Karen Matthews (in that with 4 kids by 4 men, she'll clearly spread 'em for anyone and doesn't know what a condom is) - but Ulrika is pretty and rich, so she doesn't get judged as readily as someone who's ugly and poor.
MrsMoon on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Yes, and whatever the outcome in both cases, the media coverage when Shannon went missing compared to Madeline McCann told you everything about this country's and the media's obsession with looks and class.
fuckwit on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Jesus - if you can't be bigoted and unreasonable on here, where they fuck can you be!? It's unlawful and unacceptable everywhere else. I enjoy my two-minute hate on here. So much so, that I spend almost all day doing it, eh Mrs?
MrsMoon on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Fuckwit, it's good to purge, i was was just stating why everyone is pummelling this panda eyed spunk receptical, that is all.
fuckwit on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Guilty as charged. The lot of them. I bet they even hold their knives like pens! Ugh
TheHodfather on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Ulrika, pretty? 20 years ago maybe.
bystander on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
but she can tell you the weather. To get back on topic has this turned into Question Time?
Mohammered on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
She's like a hippo, only fatter.
Chowmean on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Panda eyed spunk receptical. Classic.
DickyM on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Guilty or not, they're still filthy, pikey, charver, scum
Barbersmith on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
This is why the lower classes shouldn't be allowed to breed.
HolyFuck on Thu 10 April 2008 said...
The kid stood no chance with fuckwit parents like that. Hindley would have done a better job.
WageSlave on Thu 10 April 2008 said...
the new series of shameless is a bit shit, this makes up for it - was glad to see Karen's house being boarded up - doubt if social services will take the kids away for good and give them a life with a decent family - it's not too late for the youngest ones
MrsMoon on Thu 10 April 2008 said...
It'll end like Frankenstein, angry locals with torches and pitchforks, Karen, out in the barren wilderness in the snow...chased by a pack a rabid dogs to ensure she stays as far away from her children as humanly possible.
DickyM on Thu 10 April 2008 said...
True MM but the windmills of the notrh were burned down years ago
Soulgirl on Fri 11 April 2008 said...
How very true your words are. I knew from the moment she tried so hard to cry on television that she was embroiled in some kind of scam - fucking bitch! Shannon's better off without her.
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