titmonkeyferrettwat on Fri 30 May 2008 said... The correct term for the colour would be 'tang'. Oh and Stallone face can fuck off too.
fuckwit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I love her. I like her Natashas around my bell end
titmonkeyferrettwat on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Gnasher Kaplinslag. I have it on good word that she's one of the most boring people to have walked the face of the Earth. No one liked her at the BBC.
MrsMoon on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Her head and hair are bigger than her torso...is she an alien? "I am Kaplinsky of Bore, resistance is futile."
PennyCentury on Fri 30 May 2008 said... My father in law told me that all men like Natasha Kaplinsky and all women hate her because they are jealous. I told him to fuck off. Her sole saving grace is that she is not Kate Silverton.
DuckBill on Fri 30 May 2008 said... It looks like a fucking trannie. Set of hidden conkers underneath the dress
KenBoonsmotorbike on Fri 30 May 2008 said... OP - If she's Orange then she is the new Judith Chalmers - so leave well alone!!!
fuckwit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I like that Kate Silverton too. I bet she'd cry a little if you did her up the bottie
MrsMoon on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Fuckwit, you certainly have a way with describing random sexual acts with newsreaders.
DickyM on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I do Silverton any day, filthy A2G..... ass to glasses
fuckwit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... There's nothing random about doing Kate Silverton up the bottie. It'd be planned well in advance... I'd have bought all the rope and tape at different shops, and everything
KenBoonsmotorbike on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I agree with Mrs M - where is the bottle exactly?
Mrs M - did you get that old electro tune?
MrsMoon on Fri 30 May 2008 said... She a bit bug eyed, isn't she? By the time you've finished with her Fuckwit, she'll look like Marty Feldman...
KenBoonsmotorbike on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Sorry Fuckwit *looks frantically for monocle*
fuckwit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I'd be playing Laguna Sunrise on the gramophone while I did it. In a kinda David Lynch ironic way. She'd love it, and become my slave and I'd have to let her out to read the news so nobody suspected, but she'd come back willingly for more when she'd done the 'and finally' bit...
catfood on Fri 30 May 2008 said... her sole saving grace is that she's not Jill Dando...
KenBoonsmotorbike on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Jill (the people's crime solving Princess) Dando was of course killed by a Serbian mafia trained monkey - please leave well alone Catfood
DickyM on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Id bum nearly all women on telly (gaffer taped and drugged obviously)
fuckwit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... *blushes* not guilty
JiggeryCock on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Oh well if it's morning newsreaders were down to, Kate Garraway would get it until she was a puddle on the floor
DickyM on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Till their arses looked like decomposing kebabs
dandyboy on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Suddenly I'm getting nightmarish visions of John Suchet in a dress...
fuckwit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I'd make that Charlotte Green giggle...
DickyM on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Or a senile pensioners mouth without any teeth
fuckwit on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I think we'd all like to throw a saddle over Emily Maitlis and take her over a few jumps, eh fellas?
Wankhand on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Emily Maitlis - too fucking right. Also that little presenter on the BBC news entertainment bit, Tamsin something or other.
buzzybelew on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Silverton, yes. Garraway, yes. Kaplinsky's head, probably. Fucking Sian Lewis is one of the saddest women I've ever seen in my life - really woeful interaction with others. But for some weird reason, I'd still do the lollipop-headed stick insect.
DickyM on Fri 30 May 2008 said... Ohhh yes yes I absolutely must have an Emily maitless to my collection
cowman on Fri 30 May 2008 said... I hate Kaplinsky with a passion....Kate Silverton and Susannah Reid however are lined up to live in my hayshed dressed up like milk maids and rogered silly every day..(and Penny Smith if she wants too as well)
MrBeefy on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Caaaaaaaaant!!!
MrBeefy on Sat 31 May 2008 said... Kaplinsky, not cowman...
washinglinethief on Sat 31 May 2008 said... When it comes to doing a newsreader up the shitter I think you would have to go a long way to beat Kirsty Young. Can't believe i'm the only one who feels this way.
buzzybelew on Sat 31 May 2008 said... I'd forgotten about Kirsty. She's in.
Dendiol on Sun 29 June 2008 said... This orange bint has never been the same since that Kiwi creep Brendan Whatshisname off Strictly Come impregnated her.
