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| Julie Birchill | Here are 3 reasons why she should be elected Queen Cunt of the Decade. 1)Presented a shit dreadful 'documentary' on chavs 3 years ago, without understanding what being chav was. She insinuated that the middleclass were all jealous of the 'new working class', that we all 'secretely aspire to be like the Beckhams and the Girls Alouds' of this world. Think about that for a second. This kind of utter drivel can only come from someone that has never been mugged at knifepoint at 2 in the morning by lawless, moral deprived cunts in flammable fabrics and cack jewellery. It comes from some twat with a privelleged background who has never even come in contact with anyone except the fellow media studies students she haw-hawed her way through her parent funded, private school/university with into a cushy 10 minute a day, £50 grand+ a year, easy street, pointless adult existence. It is on Youtube and its worth watching just to see how much of a total idiot she makes herself look. 2) Once again proving she is the Self Appointed Protector of the Working Class tm, she attempted to defend the indefensible, the average Big Brother contestant. She puts forward the idea that they are all working class (sigh), that the majority of them don't wish to install themselves permanently in the celeb limelight (er.....) and that Jade Goody has every right to be famous. Given the fact that a)the distinction between the Celeb version (was a model/in a girl band) of BB and the regular one (nearly a model/in a girl band) is now so minimal now that its only the privelleged that get on either and b) every BB contestant is a cunt your argument is completely redundant. This article was in the Sun, who not one year ago had ostracised the Goody cashcow for racism. 3) Writing Sugar Rush. Somehow managed to make a drama about TEENAGE LESBIANS unsexy. Got a second series because perverted old men and lonely lesbians watched in the vain hope that something vaguely titallating would happen. It never did. |
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