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Journalism	Everything that's fucking wrong with this country is completely highlighted by reading a fucking tabloid. I had the misfortune to read the today's Daily Mirror. The first 13 pages contained:- A story about the rising cost of living (acceptable, I'll let them off there). Prince William dancing like a fucking tool. Paul Newman looking frail. (Shock-Fucking-Horror, an 83 year old looking frail!) Robbie "I can now buy £80m worth of pies" Williams getting paid a shitload in Norway. Some ropey old bint from Blue Peter saying she's not gay and actually put her fanny about like a dog marking it's territory with piss. The gossip pages informing me that a fucking crack whore has a whole emergency medical team on stand by for her, whilst other egotistical talentless fuckwits have managed to do something in front of some cameras. And all of these 13 pages are put infront and priorotised over an entire country being forced into poverty, starvation, genocide and violence by an evil fucking cunt who's killing everyone who stands up for their own right to live as a free human being. Utter fucking cunts. But I don't know what's more embarassing, the fact that these cunts do it, or the fact that it's done because it's what the public wants to read.

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		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 23 June 2008 said... And you just had to read 13 pages of it? Let me rephrase your post......"Everything that's fucking wrong with this country is completely highlighted by the wankers who read a fucking tabloid"....and then moan about it.
		RicardoSplat on Mon 23 June 2008 said... What is it with these essay posts? HM entries are supposed to be short and pithy, the kind of things that Oscar Wilde might have come up with. When I want to read some boring twat's blog i'll let you know.
		on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I agree, the public don't say no. We are just spoon fed this crap and people accept it. OP, morbid curiosity got the better of you.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Cum gargler, are you and the OP in possession of your own brain cells?
		MrsMac on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I know what you are getting at, but by reading the mirror, you are perpetuating the fact that this is the kind of drivel the public wants to read. If everyone stopped buying the mirror, the sun, the star etc., they would go out of business, but there are more people who want to read that shite, than people who do not want to read that shite. And that is why the country is the way it is. More people buy the Sun newspaper than any other paper in this country. That is embarassing.
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... The OP might have a point if their post wasn’t totally contradictory. Perhaps HM will post the entire Holy Bible up her for us to read next??
		carter on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Agreed.....it's just fucking mind porridge to stop us opening our eyes and getting restless. Also....haven't heard a jot about Burma for weeks.....did it all get sorted......have the Junta organised a meals on wheels service......is everyone fed and housed now......did all the orphans find foster parents.....etc ?
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... up her or up here, I don't really mind...
		VengefulJesus on Mon 23 June 2008 said... You read a tabloid papers, you get tabloid news, simple as. Looking for in-depth content in one of those rags is like walking into a McDonalds and expecting a waiter to bring over the menus and wine list.
		nosensenofeeling on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I would still rather read The Mirror than the Daily Mail.
		BigVern on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Just out of interest does anyone know if RRB managed to bone Leopard over the weekend or was she just cock teasing him?
		girlthursday5th on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I can depress you more - if you were to correlate The Sun, for instance, with the abilities of today's school children, then you would see that you only need the reading age of an average (ie moronic) British 12 year old, to be its target audience.
		carter on Mon 23 June 2008 said... She was just cock teasing.......the episiotomy scar is still tender.
		catfood on Mon 23 June 2008 said... i think we should all jump into our time machines and go back, twenty/thirty years, because you know, things were so much better than they are now, people lined the streets from lands end to john o groats decrying the evil dictatorships that besmirched our fair planet and no one ever thought about voting in for eleven years an amoral harpy who despite shafting her own people, didnt so much as bat an eyelid when it came to supporting the goings on in another sub-saharan african country that took a dim view of the democratic process.
		milkplus on Mon 23 June 2008 said... err that post backfired a bit didn't it? you spanner.
		claire on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Big Vern- I think Busty told them to get a room elsewhere.
		catfood on Mon 23 June 2008 said... you talking to me?
		milkplus on Mon 23 June 2008 said... No Catfood, I was referring to the OP. You're post was very eloquent
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Phew, the first online fisticuffs of the week have been avoidedby Milk's neat sidestep
		catfood on Mon 23 June 2008 said... thats just as well milky - was starting to channel travis bickle there for a moment... which isnt nice.
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... On the other hand Catfood, whilst you're busy licking SOTC's anus I'd just like to point out that your response to this post was quite lacklustre.
		catfood on Mon 23 June 2008 said... deary me basic, you've not been here long have you? SOTC and i have a shouty fist past to say the least. Would you prefer i licked your anus? cos i will you know...
		jacobsdad on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Yes, please Catfood. If it prevents you posting anymore drivel then I'll give anything a go.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 23 June 2008 said... BIASC, seriously where the fuck have you got that idea from, don't be too hard on yourself because your stupidty has been exposed elsewhere. It hapüpens to everyone mate so take a chill pill, calm down, lie down and come back another day :)
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Bloody German keyboards....
		catfood on Mon 23 June 2008 said... ah yes, the ninja posters who only pop out of the woodwork to offer their little bon mots of derision whilst not actually making any point other than to prove that they have none. as you were boys.
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... No thanks catfood. I'm not letting your filthy little tongue anywhere near my arse. Now, run along...
		Kermit on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Let's get real for a second here - the Mirror and the Sun are making millions simply because they feed the brains of the majority.... end of. The only good thing about these papers is their ability to keep my potatoes fresh for consumption just a tad longer.
		sonofadiddly on Mon 23 June 2008 said... My anus is free if the offer is still going? (Right, that's my bon mots done for the day).
		Kitty on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Kermit said it all. Cup of tea, anyone?
		catfood on Mon 23 June 2008 said... that's certainly what i read on the gents toilet walls diddly.
		BigVern on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Catfood and SOTC should get together and have a shag. I recon SOTC is the pitcher and Catfood is the catcher.... there I've said it
		catfood on Mon 23 June 2008 said... It's funny, because it's true! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA. cock.
		on Mon 23 June 2008 said... No SOTC, I am not the OP - I'm too cynical to rant like that.
		BigVern on Mon 23 June 2008 said... you know all about cock don't you catfood ya cock jokey
		catfood on Mon 23 June 2008 said... drop it vern, you're making the rest of us look bad.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I rarely agree with Catfood, but you do come across as a bit of a flacid prick Vern. Now here is a little lesson for you, it is reckon, not recon and in your later post it is jockey, not jokey. Fool.
		BigVern on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I don't give a fuck about spelling SOTC you fuckin nerd. I'm not in a bastard exam I'm on the fucking internet plus I couldn't give a fuck if complete srainger on the internet thinks I am a flasid prick I don't know and will never meet you so who cares, you come on here giving it the big I am like anyone gives a shit you cock smoker, do us all a favour and fuck off
		westhammer on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Agree with the post. The majority of the British public are self-obsessed, tepid, pratically-retarded, electively-stupid cunts. Don't agree that the people are to blame. If the tabloids gave us something more relevant to read, people would read it. Just a well-rehearsed way of keeping the minions in their place. Along with programmes about 'talent', Big Brother, east enders etc etc. We're all cunts. In the same Cunting ship altogether. It will sink and we'll have only ourselves to blame.
		on Mon 23 June 2008 said... A front page with Mugabe sitting in a 4x4 being sucked off by two leathery faced working-girls from essex, donning that eternally shocked look of his.....aint gonna happen...until it does the kind of people who read The Mirror, The Sun and the such like, only want to read about Kerry Katona being used as a spunk recepticle, Jodie Marsh's saggy flange etc, Also...BigVern, fuck off...no your not sitting an exam, and those of us who can spell arent 'nerds'....your just a fucking mongoloid....now take your own advice, and please....fuck off
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 23 June 2008 said... I don't read the tabloids but I'm extremely saddened by this entry I now realise the Blue Peter presenter in question is Valerie Singleton, and I was hoping to find online Zoe Salmon/Konnie Huq mugrunching action.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Vern for someone who is adamant they don't care, you seem to be getting just a little bit annoyed. Or was the remark about the state of your penis a little close to the mark?
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... So what have we all learn't from this post? Well, it has been confirmed that Catfood talks a load of shit whilst pushing the different type of shit up the arse of SOTC. Overall a good afternoons entertainment. I bet they're fucking in the office toilets right now.
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Does he pull your hair Sale and make you shout "I'm a dirty whore who loves in the arse"? hey? I bet you love it....
		on Mon 23 June 2008 said... BASIC, i bet your sat at a PC in your pants, a little wee-wee stain on the front, the foul stench of dry week old cum filling the air and chicken fat running down your sweaty chest inbetween the valley created by your mantits...
		BASIC on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Whatever gets you going Pickles!
		littleleopard82 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... i like the sun , mainly for page 3 and any other dross thats in it , i don't care about the news , it just fucks me off and is boring ....the sun is easy to read , i'm 25, i don't want to read some broadsheet or something and pretend i'm all grown up .
		sunchild on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Littleleopard82 - why don't you read the fucking Beano then, you backward cretin? The press is a fucking disgrace in this country and retards like you are the fucking reason why
		littleleopard82 on Mon 23 June 2008 said... oh get a life rainchild , it's a fucking paper , yes shit i know but i couldn't really give a flying fuck , passes 20 minutes or so at lunchtime when i'm not stuffing my face with a subway ....also well done with cretin , i love that word
		sunchild on Mon 23 June 2008 said... cretin's a great word. i find i'm using it too much though
		cowman on Mon 23 June 2008 said... All the newspapers are pretty cuntish,the Mail,the Guardian wind me up more than any of them...(that the Sun can influence how the country is run and owned by a cunt who pays hardly any tax is rather irksome too) I can recommend a thing called ''The Week' to you though..Bloody ace if you like interesting stuff and balance..
		Dollydagger on Mon 23 June 2008 said... Grow up.
		Fakeycakemaker on Mon 23 June 2008 said... If you read tabloids you are a fuckwit, mongoloid cunt with the intelligence of a packet of monster munch (pickled onion - you ain't as clever as beef flavour). If you admit it, then you are proud of being a thick cunt. Please kill yourself. Now.
		Daddyfantastic on Mon 23 June 2008 said... But people need to know about scabby pill popping harlots and mentalist ex-boy band members. Its a well known fact that the great people of the UK who read tabloids couldn't give a fuck about anything other than their 'own'. Let them eat bingo.
		MrBeefy on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Nobody cares, OP.
		on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Leave LL alone, you go on about reading the sun...and yeah its a piece of shit, but everyone has their guilty pleasures....mine is 'Keep On Loving You' by REO Speedwagon....
		Alright on Tue 24 June 2008 said... For just over a quid you can buy the Mail and The Guardian. Read the Mail and get irate by its reactionary bullshit, then follow it up with a skim through the pages of the Guardian and if you get as equally annoyed by it as you did by the Mail then you know that you are quite sane.
		Kermit on Tue 24 June 2008 said... " i'm 25yrs old and I don't want to hear what's going on in the world so I just look at the pictures and read The Sun" - you really do sum up well what is wrong with this country... keep on reading Grazia, getting your fake nails done up and having a spray tan in your shithole of Essex you total retard. You're the Jade generation, I bet you're proud of it...
		catfood on Tue 24 June 2008 said... although having said that kermit, im often interested to know how much yer average keeper abreast of the currentest of affairs actually does about the horrors they read about in their newsy papers of a morning - at least the sun readers of the world are consistent in thier ignorance.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Kermit, are you OK?
		Kermit on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Well of course I am! It's very sunny in my part of the world and I'm sipping an excellent coffee! sweet as
		Kermit on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Catfood- agree. Coincidentally, most Sun readers also holiday all inclusive in a Thomas Cook Alicante 2* resort,where they can enjoy a full English fry up every morning and where the integration into the Spanish way of life goes as far as pronouncing "patatas". Blissfully ignorant of everything. Thickos.
		BASIC on Tue 24 June 2008 said... What's wrong with Essex? It's Suffolk that produces all the retards. Once again I refer you to Lowestoft.