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Joss Stone	for everything about you, literally, there is nothing from your hair, through your voice, to your personality that I like. Also, people from Britain don't pronounce it 'chaahclut', that's an American accent you're faking there. WHY? Oh, and, how could anyone who respected themselves and thought they had any form of career or dignity left sing the flake advert song (as performed by Barbara Royle) as if it was actual music??

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		Geushky on Mon 24 March 2008 said... I don't know why but I'm still particularly bothered by the nose ring.
		Kitty on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Quite a lot about Joss Stone makes me radgy, but the nose ring, the burgundy hair, the piss-holes-in-the-snow eyes and the pronunciation of chocolate as "chahhhclut" in the Flake advert makes me want to forcefeed her petrol and chuck a match down her throat.
		stun on Mon 24 March 2008 said... To be frank, I'd overlook the MidLantic drawl, the propensity toward whining about how much folks at home loather her and her shit taste in music. I'd like to date Joss ... a quiet, romantic candlelit supper somewhere where nearby waves crash against to sand, where the sun blazes across the sky and sea and where distant larks call plaintively ... oh, I can't do this. What I wanna do is slap the fucking hooer round the dish and stand above her tear-stained face, lowering my godawfully unappetising, eight-hours-in-my-boxers-and-hideously-pallid-and-veiny scrotum into her talented mouth whilst brutally pinching her nose. Y'all hear?
		ahknowme on Mon 24 March 2008 said... Give her a call, stun.
		DannyDodd on Mon 24 March 2008 said... She used to live just a couple of towns over from me and they are all scruffy looking hippy wankers there. Still would mind
		who2004uk on Mon 24 March 2008 said... I'm so glad I am not open to the forms of media that allows that twat to affect me.
		Kitty on Mon 24 March 2008 said... I'd happily pay the air fare for Stun to pay her a visit. Don't forget to YouTube it.
		kwebb on Tue 25 March 2008 said... The whole "we're writing songs here" jizz that they are pretending is happening is cringeworthy - "Oh yeah right - and I'll come in here at the bridge.." as she marks the music notation with pencil.. How about this Joss? Pop down the nearest one to you these days - maybe it is the Golden Gate Bridge - and jump off it.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 25 March 2008 said... I thnk she looks nice
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 25 March 2008 said... And Danny Dodd, I have just read your response again and frankly that is the most pathetic attempt at associating yourself with someone famous that I have ever heard. "She used to live a couple of towns away from me.....". Yeah mate, and my dad used to work with someone, who once cleaned the car windows of Elvis's manager. Seven degrees of seperation and that is the best that you can come up with....
		diepiggy on Tue 25 March 2008 said... i think the point was not his association, but that the place she is from is cuntish
		DOGPAS on Tue 25 March 2008 said... she has fine legs.....
		diepiggy on Tue 25 March 2008 said... i like to hit her with a hammer and then hit the bloodied chunks that remain with a hammer to until she is paste .
		TheBionicMan on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Bloody Hell, that's a bit harsh. A landmine would suffice.
		SpackoMcDribble on Tue 25 March 2008 said... I agree with all the above, but she is fit
		DannyDodd on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Was not meant to sound that way but am glad it did as it clearly got your panties in a bunch. I don't think your dad worked with that bloke I think he was licking his ringpiece
		RussianWarMan on Tue 25 March 2008 said... AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! She makes me so angry! I want to mow her down with a machine gun and carry on plowing rounds into her until she is vapourised! Total cunt in every way! Should have her nose ring ripped out and accelerated into her skull at light speed! And the town sounds like a candidate for nuclear weapons testing.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 25 March 2008 said... I'm sowwy, Danny wanny..... Darling, is that the best that you can come up with, ´don't think your dad worked with that bloke I think he was licking his ringpiece´. I mean, come on you crazy West Country Warrior vent some real anger and don't be such a wuß that the best you can come up with is a variation on my dad is bigger than your dad. And regarding your wonderful, succinct comment about my panties, I don't actually wear them, much prefer tight briefs, but i have been known to borrow my rather gorgeous girlfriend's in the past when we are having sex. I bet I've lost you there haven't I what with all those long words, references to girlfriends and hints at sexual escapades beyond wanking into this weeks dirty sock or violating the village sheep or sticking your own photograph on the heads of the blokes in the jazz mags that have been pasased down from father to son.
		diepiggy on Tue 25 March 2008 said... wub?
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 25 March 2008 said... it's german, ß = a double s
		rainman on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Joss stone never has any shoes on , which is insulting to people from 3rd World Countires who would love to wear shoes ...but cant afford them. 1st album not bad apart from the Jo Whiley style breathing.
		MrsMoon on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Jo Whiley still breathes? I thought she died...oh i must of dreamt it...fuck..
		MrsMoon on Tue 25 March 2008 said... Stun..."Only the stinkiest, veiniest Stilton-like ballbags, tastes like ballbags never tasted before."
		rainman on Tue 25 March 2008 said... can we slag off chris moyles instead? Crazy but im throwing it out there...who's with me?
		rainman on Tue 25 March 2008 said... if i was a cunt right now i'd say "i'll get my coat" but being the megacunt i am instaed i will go for "slow clap etc" Hit me with your worst,,,,,,,
		DannyDodd on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Saleofthecentury: Every responder will think I am a cunt for this but you don't have the vocabular capabilities to confuse me with "all those long words". Bigger cunt warning. I got my English GCSEs at 14 and my A-Levels in English Literature and Language at 16 and another in greek classics along with my foreign lanuages and American Literature at 18. Now I am the youngest ever at my firm and on my way to a fortune. Wow, even I think I sound like a cunt now. Anyway don't make vein attempts to patronise and belittle people that you have never met you bully. You can thank me in private for not highlighting the simple mistakes you made in your clever post above. Cunt.
		DannyDodd on Wed 26 March 2008 said... And I never wank into my own socks. That is just a messy variation of shitting on your own doorstep.
		DannyDodd on Wed 26 March 2008 said... And my dad is bigger than your dad. And I am bigger than you. Fuck it bored of this now.
		dewie on Wed 26 March 2008 said... I'm sorry but I'm afraid you shall all be nominated for knowing who the fuck she is. Joss Stone?!? What? Some average slapper with an avergae voice advertising chocolate. Nothing to see here. Move along people.
		rainman on Wed 26 March 2008 said... what about Chris Moyles - can we , can we ?
		Barbersmith on Wed 26 March 2008 said... I've just seen this advert on you tube. One of the comments simply reads 'CUNT'.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 27 March 2008 said... I think the advert men were brainstorming back to the Flake adverts of the eighties, remembered the one with the gyppo bird in the sunflower field and thought they'd get a gyppo to sing it only to cut out the 'Red skoy at noight, gedd orf my laaaand, bay-beh!' refrain at the end.