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Joss Stone	To be sung to the cadbury's flake theme; Just the wankiest, tackiest aveeerrrt, I've just cashed-in like An-th-ea Turn-er What a Cunt!

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COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Mon 17 March 2008 said... "Only the fakiest, plastic soul bumpkin...sells out bigtime like no other bumpkin before."
		Barbersmith on Mon 17 March 2008 said... I keep confusing her with Joss Ackland. Except I like him.
		DKP4 on Mon 17 March 2008 said... I'd still like to shoot my load on her tits though. You know, since we're on the subject.
		TheMonk on Mon 17 March 2008 said... Pervert
		DingDangHoulihan on Mon 17 March 2008 said... you know it... i'd put her in the same bracket as Anna Friel though; get it, but no talking please
		Flashman1933 on Mon 17 March 2008 said... She needs dry bumming, then a good slap. I take particular umbrage to the affected, hybrid yank/mockney/carrot-cruncher accent.
		Minxybbw on Mon 17 March 2008 said... Nothing like a dry bumming to bring out the true accent
		itsjustsomoving on Mon 17 March 2008 said... I think she must be the unsexiest woman I have ever seen in my life. I can't even watch that commercial, it makes me cringe so much.
		dandyboy on Mon 17 March 2008 said... It's that 'why use one note when you can squeeze in seven' style of singing that really annoys me. She needs to be garrotted with some barbed wire.
		McCrack on Mon 17 March 2008 said... Still fancy the arse off her.
		diepiggy on Mon 17 March 2008 said... not only is she a grade a cock end but her bones are too big for her face
		ahknowme on Mon 17 March 2008 said... Flakes used to be a lot bigger. I can eat seven now whereas once five would suffice.
		diepiggy on Mon 17 March 2008 said... your obsessed with phallic food aintcha?
		ahknowme on Mon 17 March 2008 said... Any food where the main ingredient is chocolate.
		Kitty on Mon 17 March 2008 said... Ooohhhh nnnn leeee theee c urrrrr umbbbbb liiii eesst flllaaakiesssst chhhhocccollllatttte, getttts innnnnntooo youuuur keeeeyboooarrrd annnd ffuuuuuckkks it rrriiiighhht urrrrrpppppp......
		ahknowme on Mon 17 March 2008 said... Nonetheless I'm now going to have going to have to nip t'shop for one. Or seven.
		kwebb on Mon 17 March 2008 said... I like a Flake, especialy rammed in my ice cream cornet. But that soppy faux American drippy pig whistle yokel barrel of cunt corns can fuck REET off! She did a duet with Tom Jones once and said to him before they sang - going on to the stage "Now then Tom - follow me - shall we?" Delusions of grandeur.
		sirbuckle on Mon 17 March 2008 said... she's yum. so are flakes
		everblazin on Mon 17 March 2008 said... i like her. there. I said it.
		sidewinder99 on Mon 17 March 2008 said... I fear she may struggle to eat that flake, whilst sucking the ubiquitous corporate cock! Ass clown!
		EvilFecker on Mon 17 March 2008 said... I wish she would put some shoes on the little slut. Actually, maybe not, and when she is stage, she stands on some dirty aids needles. Whore
		framey on Mon 17 March 2008 said... I can't believe an Army cadet went so wrong!