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John Terry	Blubbing like a big girls blouse at the end of the game. Crying on various people shoulders. Show some dignity you cunt.

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		Beeker on Thu 22 May 2008 said... even the rain couldn't hide his tears
		MrsMoon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... boo fucking hoo! Loved it!
		BloodyNora on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Poor bastard,crying all the way to the bank
		kwebb on Thu 22 May 2008 said... It couldn't have happened to a more arrogant, rude, vulgar, self centred individual either. Big blubbing baby bird.
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Close to £150K per week, 10 pairs of boots at pitch side and he still ends up on his arse bawling like a toddler. Tit.
		MrsMoon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... ...and he has the face of a pensioner...
		mrkanish on Thu 22 May 2008 said... There are some things money can't buy...... ha ha crying wanker nice to see him knocked off his perch the big headed wanker mummys apron will be seaked in tears this morning
		MrsMoon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Mr Abramovich, you cannot buy history or titles....i'd love it if he fucked off and Chelski crumbled under the weight of massive, crushing debts and went the way of Leeds...
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Cracking game for the following reasons. 1. The team that wasn't Chelsea won. 2. Ronaldo missed a penalty. 3. Didier Drogba got carded (he's on the death list). and 4. Seeing the look of horrow and disgust of those football bigwigs as they realised that either way they'd have to give the trophy to an English team. Try a smile when watching a great match Sep Blatter you arse clown.
		bystander on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Leeds, really, really nasty fans, deserve all they get.
		bigbob7 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... agreed MrsMoon but i bet Chelsea would get the 15points back
		DKP4 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Typical John Terry. No doubt demanded to take the 'winning' penalty just to show everyone what a big lion-hearted fucking hero he is. The fact that he made a balls of it shows that there is still some justice left in this mixed-up world of ours. Ha ha 'JT', thanks for a great memory. (p.s. Man United can go fuck themselves too.)
		boggzy on Thu 22 May 2008 said... 130k a week, pissed in the middle of a nightclub floor and said "I can do what the fuck I like"; gets away with murder on the pitch... couldn't've happened to a nicer bloke! Made my night when he slipped and the goalie saved it! LOSER!!!
		boggzy on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Other highlights: Cheating twat Drogba getting sent off, That cunt Scholes getting his nose broken (for similar reasons to Terry - overrated thug), and Ronaldo missing his last penalty he'll take before leaving Manure!!
		MrsMoon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... ...Leeds fans are scum, bystander, no doubt and deserve all they're fucking getting right now.
		CAPITALLETTERS on Thu 22 May 2008 said... MrsM your obvious passion and knowledge of football is giving me the horn.
		jnewco81 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Worst thing was he let that cunt Ronaldo off the hook by missing..!
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 22 May 2008 said... No jnewco81, the worst thing was he's a cunt. Ronaldo is a cunt of a lesser order because, extremely irritating though he is, the man is a bit fucking handy on the pitch. Plus he doesn't play for Chelsea so that automatically lowers his cuntishness.
		catfood on Thu 22 May 2008 said... fucking feetsballs - any game that gan drag on for 90 minutes and still have no actual outcome doesn't seem worth it. what you really wanna watch is a bit of test cricket. now theres a mans game.
		frogman99 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Seeing Terry, a thoroughly nasty man getting his comeuppance, was the high point of the match. Ever since Terry, Lampard and a couple of other Chelsea players got drunk in a hotel bar on the day after 9/11, then proceeded taunt some American tourists about it, whilst also vomiting publicly, I've wanted to see this scurrilous shit brought down a peg or two. England captain my arse.
		bigbob7 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... mrsM perhaps CAPITALLETTERS should get a red card
		JohnLennon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... i Cruied like a fucking baby - as i rolled along the floor in laughter...... hahahahahahahahahahahaha Mr Chelsea - DO 1.
		JohnLennon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... *Cried
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 22 May 2008 said... catfood, bad example. The first test dragged on for days and ended in a draw...
		MrsMoon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Bigbob7...or maybe he's been listening to Derek and Clive alot recently....
		JiggeryCock on Thu 22 May 2008 said... No time for Terry but, as a test of potential England captains, at least he fronted up to take the pressure penalty. What was Rio Ferdinand doing? Probably 'Merking' himself senseless.
		Kermit on Thu 22 May 2008 said... RightRoyalBastard- well spoken for the Ronaldo less degree of cuntiness.Chelsea you big lot of overpaid crying fairies, get a grip. Don't even support ManU but overwhelmed that Avram and his pussies went home soaked and LOSERS.
		bigbob7 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... MrsM Derek and Clive good idea..........later
		MrsMoon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... ...that miserable fucker Anelka having his penalty saved gave me the horn...
		teddypendennis on Thu 22 May 2008 said... sings ".... I know a lady from Amsterdam....."
		littleleopard82 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... oh yes how exciting it was i even decided to finish the last glass of wine off out of my 3rd bottle for the penalties ....terry i agree mrs moon has the face of a gummy old man ...i should know i work in a dentist ....and drogba if ur gonna tap someone in the face do it properly eh u pansy !
		bigbob7 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... must admit got a 'little' excited when anelka missed.... hell be off now to europe with about 6 others
		echobeach on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Mrs Moon, are you by any chance related to Mr Goon?
		bigbob7 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... echobeach.....or Mr Tune
		TheDuke on Thu 22 May 2008 said... I fucking hate Utd..or "Man U" as the no-idea nobheads call 'em. Glory hunting, mercenary, rag bastard fans.
		echobeach on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Out of tune mostly.
		bigbob7 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... what about Crystal Palace then MRDUKE
		ArmyDreamer on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Nothing sweeter than seeing a grown man weep.
		Cuntybolox on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Why the fuck John Terry took the last of the 'normal' penalties is beyond me. History doesnt lie, the english are fucking useless at taking penalties - always have been and always will be (see previous world cup penalty debacles)
		MrsMoon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Dear Mr Echo, are you insinuating that i'm a gooner?!!? runs to shower to scrub with wire wool and dettol
		bigbob7 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... mrs moon mr echo is a tractor boy !!!!!!!!! i just know it
		allmybestthingsareinhock on Thu 22 May 2008 said... SERIOUSLY would Tony Adams or Shearer have sulked in a corner like a little bitch? No, they'd ve been walking round, consoling the younger players and generally acting like a fucking captain should do. Instead it was "all about ME, what about meeee this should ve been MY night now I'm gonna have to go and down some shots in a shit essex nightclub piss in a pint glass and try n rub my cock up against anything with tits". never thought I'd be so happy to see Utd win something.
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Cunty, he wouldn't have taken it if one Didier Drogba hadn't indulged in a spot of handbags with Vidic. He was supposed to take the fifth. Now Drogba really is a huuuaaage cunt.
		echobeach on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Good god I'm not a gooner. Google "Mrs Moon and Mr Goon" and you'll see why I wondered whether there was a connection. I thought perhaps Mrs Moon took inspiration from Enid Blyton. Now THERE'S a random suggestion you weren't expecting.
		boggzy on Thu 22 May 2008 said... allmybest - Yeah the most disturbing thing for me was actually wanting United to win :-s
		bystander on Thu 22 May 2008 said... To be fair his chocolates aren't bad.
		MrsMoon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Echo, no i wasn't expecting that...it's not Blyton inspired, just had a look and i must admit that having a rotund kid simply called Fatty made me laugh...simpler times. Wasn't a Blyton reader, more Dahl and Maurice Sendak...can't you tell?
		dandyboy on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Suggestion for child's name noted!
		dandyboy on Thu 22 May 2008 said... And I've just seen Terry's penalty again on the news, and I'm still laughing!
		MrsMoon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... dandy, now is not the time to quibble over future baby names, but Fatty will not be one of them!
		MrsMoon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... ...but what about the name Boon, in honour of dead alcoholic motorcyclist Michael Elphick? Boon Moon...
		SIKOSIS on Thu 22 May 2008 said... I was on youtube trying to find a clip of John Terry crying like the little shit he is, but instead I found this gem. Hahahaha check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GEB-TYLMmQ
		Kermit on Thu 22 May 2008 said... excellent clip!!! watch Morinhno thinking "not again you little girl, not again". That's what I call a good kick in the face like!
		dandyboy on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Fantastic kick, I normally wouldn't cheer on Arsenal but the boy did well there. Oh, and I've just had my first John Terry gag on my phone: "Josef Fritzl has been given the death penalty in Austria. When he was asked if he had any last requests by the judge he asked if John Terry could take it."
		MrsMoon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Boot right on his chin and sparko....I'd of run over and done it to 'The Special One'....
		bigbob7 on Thu 22 May 2008 said... sikosis..,.oh thats good just as things were getting boring
		SIKOSIS on Thu 22 May 2008 said... I dont really follow football but after reading these posts I have developed a huge dislike for the man (boy). I think all footballers are overpaid thugs and so it is good to see one get a kick in the face. When I first saw the clip it is far away, you cant see but then at 25 seconds you get the closeup-BLAM! hahaha I guess the cunt earnt his money that day. And then on youtube on the side you get to see clips of more people getting beat up, I especially like the pimp geting smacked and the copper getting repeatedly beaten. Beats work. I saw a security guard beat up a man in a petrol station the other week. It was beautiful. Even my missus, who hates violence, was like 'stop the car' and made me watch this dude get his head beat in. I think twats getting twatted should be an olympic sport, and again if it was footballers getting twatted atleast they could justify their wages and their genral behaviour.
		DickyM on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Happy mancs.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jZTvSuYQSQ
		Barbersmith on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Football is gay.
		HeroicDose on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Russia, please keep all the football mongs. Consider them a gift from us to you.
		RightRoyalBastard on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Evidently not as daft as we thought though Dose. Not a single arrest! Funny how that happened in a country where a polite warning from police involves a hospital stay and some reconstructive surgery.
		HeroicDose on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Yeah RRB. I was looking forward to footage of shirtless bald tools having their fat heads turned to blancmange by Russsian stormtroopers. Oh well...
		Kingmaker on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Been in the pub for a few days, have I missed anything?
		mrkanish on Thu 22 May 2008 said... you've missed fuck all
		Kingmaker on Thu 22 May 2008 said... You missed the pun.
		MrBeefy on Thu 22 May 2008 said... John Terry is a cunt. Sadly, on this subject so are most of you (Mrs Beefy is a Leeds fan)
		ContraCoup on Thu 22 May 2008 said... still cant work out if i should be pleased or gutted? Chelski lose ( good) Utd win (bad). Ronaldo misses (good) Cech saves (bad). Terry & Anelka miss (very good) Fergerson has that smug winning smile on again (sooo bad). Im so confused.....you cunts!!!
		buzzybelew on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Still 2 behind Liverpool...
		Hack on Fri 23 May 2008 said... Go on, cry, you dirty nonce sex case.
		MrKite on Fri 23 May 2008 said... Still 2 behind Liverpool indeed, but then again 3 without murdering anyone isn't bad eh, the dirty robbing scouse cunts.
		Mohammered on Fri 23 May 2008 said... He could use some of his massive fortune to dry his eyes couldn't he. PRICK! He'll be crying when I fuck his wife up the shit box.