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John Simpson on the BBC I thought he couldn’t get more of a cunt when he ran into Afghanastan to be the first journalist in Kabul and acting as if he personally had liberated them from the Taliban but his report on Mugabe and how he has “outmanoeuvred” his opponents and we should never underestimate Mugabe makes me want to kick him in balls till my legs ache. No John he hasn’t made a brilliant election coup he has murdered most of the poor fuckers who didn’t vote for him. Fuckwit of the highest order who seems to think he is important. I would rather listen to Jordan telling us about her twat than listening to this twat giving us his version of the news

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fuzzylowhangers on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
He made a shocking report for Radio 4 on his return to China ... apparently it's not Chinese enough for him these days ... he obviously wants it to remain a quaint little tourist attraction, and disregard any sort of economic progress.
chinky on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Simpson!
BlartMonster on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
Jordan's twat is responsible for some of life's disasters. Viz Peter Andre's resurgent "singing career", Katie Price "novels", etc etc
Barbersmith on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
Quim.
mrbrown on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
But Mugabe has out-manoeuvred his opponents, precisely because he murders and beats people, and fiddles the electoral saystem. Does Simpson have to spell everything out to you? Simpson is the man. Get back to the Daily Star if Simpson's version of the news is too much for you and you would rather know about Jordan's twat.
everblazin on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
quoting daniel finkelstein in the times is hardly original thinking, is it? http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2008/06/am-i-alone-in-f.html
washinglinethief on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
What channels this programme about Jordans twat on?
Geushky on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
Quim2+1 I think.
catfood on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
bollocks does it brown - to manoevre requires some sense of guille and cunning - picking up a phone and sending in a goon squad to beat the piss out your detractors until they either agree with you or are to terrified to say otherwise is just plain thuggery. that said, simpson is more than entitled to his opinions, more so than any of us frankly on account of him actually being there.
bystander on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
Why doesn't Mugabe marry Mrs Mandela that really would be a double act.
BASIC on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
Yeah I can really see a frail, South African, ex-con 70 year old saving Zimbabwe. As if Mandela gives a shit...
catfood on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
this may come as some surprise to you, but Nelson Mandela is in fact no longer the President of South Africa, and as such it doesn't really make a tinkers cock of a difference what the man thinks either way.
BASIC on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
Who said he was the President??
mrbrown on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
No one would credit Mugabe with cunning, but the result of his thuggery means he's pretty much won a national presidential election.
fuckwit on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
Have you got a link of Jordan talking about her twat? *unzips*
bystander on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
It's John Simpson's voice that really grates on me, sorry John
BlartMonster on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
There must be a link somewhere of Jordan talking about Peter, fuckwit
UncleBullshit on Wed 25 June 2008 said...
Quimfinity
Jesus on Thu 26 June 2008 said...
No shock really. The beeb continue to say "the BBC are banned from broadcasting in Zimbabwe". What, like every other Western media company you fucking bell-ends.
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