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John Lennon	All that peaceful protest bollocks. What has it accomplished? Nothing! We have multinational global firms now, public apathy, and pretentious twats like Bono who think playing festivals or writing Fair Trade on their testicles is going to save our planet from the greedy fuckers running it into the ground. So here is my peaceful protest and thanks a fucking lot to Lennon. Cunt.

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		teddypendennis on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Arm The Fratellis! Get the Kooks to kick some facist ass, yeah!
		MrsMoon on Wed 21 May 2008 said... That argument doesn't follow...it's not Lennon's fault what happened after his death. That's like blaming Shakespeare for inspiring Jeffrey Archer to write.
		dandyboy on Wed 21 May 2008 said... I'm sure the whole 'situation' in Afghanistan is that cunt George Harrisson's fault too?
		teddypendennis on Wed 21 May 2008 said... To think, the eds allowed this pile of shite in The Corner but disallowed my Carbon FUCKING FOOTPRINT!!!!
		nosensenofeeling on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Mrs Moon - I am deeply offended at your use of the word "write" in connection with Jeffrey Archer. Please refrain from making such a mistake again. Oh, and OP? What the fuck are you chatting about?
		MrsMoon on Wed 21 May 2008 said... ok, nsnf, fair do's, i was being overly generous about that Archer cunt...send his used andrex to his publisher?
		ahknowme on Wed 21 May 2008 said... As if you need another reason to think that Lennon was a bit of a cunt.
		nosensenofeeling on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Yes Moony, much better.
		MrsMoon on Wed 21 May 2008 said... pleasure.
		Absolutmod on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Mrs Moon, your analysis of the argument is sound in that the premises do not lead to the conclusion either inductively or deductively. However, the statement that John Lennon was and is, if Plato's theory that a man's essential qualities have ontological validity even after his death is true, is actually a true one.
		clusterfuck78 on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Lennon was a wife-beating scouser in a shit band with a cunt for a bass player. If he wasn't shot by Mark Chapman someone would have done it for spawning bollocks like Oasis and other twats that think Revolver and Sgt Pepper are the be all and end all of music forever.
		MrsMoon on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Clusterfuck78, the man has been dead nearly 28 years, let it go.
		catfood on Wed 21 May 2008 said... "...favourite Beatles album?... I think I'd have to say, The Best Of The Beatles" - partridge ftw
		justabigcunt on Wed 21 May 2008 said... "Who are the Wings? Only the band the Beatles could have been. "
		MrsMoon on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Albert Goldman deserves to be in the corner and his trashy biographies.
		dandyboy on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Or Yoko Ono for that matter...
		clusterfuck78 on Wed 21 May 2008 said... I'm sorry but Lennon worship does my head in
		buzzybelew on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Rattle your jewellery? Rattle your fucking bones you scouse git.
		somethingepic on Wed 21 May 2008 said... What the fuck have you done lately.
		thundachick on Wed 21 May 2008 said... decompose mostly, somethingepic.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Poor John, he can't get anything right. Speccy cunt.
		buzzybelew on Wed 21 May 2008 said... "Imagine I'm, not dead...and spouting shite to you-oo...Imagine there's no- BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!"
		HeroicDose on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Yes Dandy, I hate Yoko. Come to think of it, I also hate Toto. And Moloko. And SoCo. ZoSo is ok though.
		PennyCentury on Thu 22 May 2008 said... And JLo and ScarJo and BoJo ( whoever coined 'BoJo' should be killed with pins). But what is ZoSo?
		HeroicDose on Thu 22 May 2008 said... ZoSo? Oh Penny, sweet Penny. JLo I've heard, through unwanted ear-rape, and this fucking site. The others are lost on me. Should I bother to google?
		Daddyfantastic on Thu 22 May 2008 said... How nobel. Kicking a dead man and blaming him for something Hucknall should be achieving before he gets sliced up.
		JohnLennon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Yes you stupid cunt. what the fuck has that to do with me... what a Bellend.
		JohnLennon on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Buzzy = Fat cunt.
		VengefulJesus on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Lets all be honest, if you could chose would you rather have Lennon or McCartney? Lennon may be looked upon with rose-tinted glasses but I doubt he'd ever have come up with that singing frog shite and he'd have sorted out Heather Mills in a much more 'direct' fashion which I would have greatly approved of.
		SIKOSIS on Thu 22 May 2008 said... I think Lennon was great. He grew his hair long and then lay in bed for a week, all in the name of world peace. Taught me that if you dont like something just lay down and think positive. What a cock muncher.
		Barbersmith on Thu 22 May 2008 said... clusterfuck78 - you're dead right. Lennon was a fucking cunt. Preached about peace and then his band split up with astonishing venom. Fell for that Yogi chap's bullshit. Went on about imagining no posessions whilst living in the biggest house in the world. Went to Amsterdam and instead of taking in a nice canal boat ride, or shagging whores spent the whole time in bed with Yoko fucking Ono. My campaign to grant Mark Chapman an honourary knighthood goes on.