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John Fucking Fuckity Prescott	You fucking fat slug. "I´ve suffered bulimia for years" "If you suffer from an eating disorder, please seek medical help, as I did". Gimme a break! When did you ever give a flying fuck about anyone else? Who thought this one up? Prescott getting all touchy-feely with the great unwashed commoners? (Makes a change from ordering your driver to mow ém down in your limo as you speed from a gala dinner to the nearest maccy d´s.) You´re stinking persona is responsible for giving the entire populace of Britain a dose of bulimia. You´ve made us all feel sick for years. Fuck off and run a chip shop somewhere.

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		bezrington on Tue 22 April 2008 said... Yeh ya fat cunt..
		Kitty on Tue 22 April 2008 said... I think Andrew Lloyd Webber should get on the phone and offer Prezza the lead part in Toad of Toad Hall. He is about as bulimic as Rik Waller, the lying fat cunt.
		kwebb on Tue 22 April 2008 said... Prescott was never at gala dinners - it was gala bingo.
		DickyM on Tue 22 April 2008 said... DickyM on Sun 20 April 2008 said... Fat fucking cunt. You vile, fat fucking, sweaty, sex molesting cunt of a fat fucking bastard. I hope to all thats holy that you die fucking horribly and obscene. Awful attention seeking forgotten fat fucking cunt.
		RoosterDiamond on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Fat fatty fat fat ............................................................................ cunt.
		RoosterDiamond on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Prescott is half bulimic - he binge eats and that is it.
		YouFuckingWanker on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Rule number 1 on HM. Check to see if your target has been cunted before else you become a repetitive cunt.
		kwebb on Wed 23 April 2008 said... The chip shop that Prescott uses near Victoria is called the Laughing Halibut and is apparently one of the best in the UK. Their takings will be severely dented if he has packed in the pie and chip butties.
		hijodeputa on Wed 23 April 2008 said... YouFuckingWanker. What? Like Charlton Heston? Anyway Prezza, to quote Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, Fuck You, You Fuckin Fuck. Suck it all up Big John, have another deep-fried Viennetta, but just don´t chuck it all back up - keep going til you explode, you hateful, odious, insincere fat toad. And you´re a cunt.
		Barbersmith on Wed 23 April 2008 said... I think his plan (to garner some sympathy and promote his book) has somewhat backfired. And can you imagine what his arse smells like?
		hijodeputa on Wed 23 April 2008 said... Same as his breath?
		PennyCentury on Wed 23 April 2008 said... What a way to promote a book. Who the hell wants to read about John Prescott drinking five cans of condensed milk on the trot then sticking his pudgy, vom-stinking fingers down his bile encrusted throat?
		sirbuckle on Wed 23 April 2008 said... can we melt him down? Think how many primary school kids would benefit from all those extra gluepots

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