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Jim Kerr	The cat sat on the remote on Saturday and put MandelaFest on. Jim Kerr was there looking like a giant helium balloon tethered to the stage, singing 'Mandela Day'. Alive and kicking? No, fat and on his way out. Knob.

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		AmberGlo on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Can you just not admit that you turned it over to watch loads of celebs lick Mandelas bangle? No need to go into a whole cat based shenanigans!! I put it on a few times throughout the night, and yes he was shit, fat and past it. Now go look after your homework before the dog eats it.
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... He is at least 3 times his former width isn't he ?
		TheDuke on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Is that really you Dicky? Im not prepared to reply to a doppleganger.
		littleleopard82 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... i only like alive and kicking ....didn't they use "don't you forget about me " in the whole maddie tihng?
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Juan Kerr.
		Kitty on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I couldnt believe the size of him!
		littleleopard82 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... i never saw it i'm afraid
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Yes, Im 2008, hes 2OO8
		TheDuke on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Just to check Dicky. What 'sex' was the tramp you shat on? Only the true Liberty would know that.
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Dont you forget about me was from the film the breakfast club, it came out when you were about two LL82
		littleleopard82 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... yeah , but thats ok i can still like the old tunes , like i said big area by then jericho is my FAVOURITE ....then its rhianna , umberella..........haha not really
		thegoonsquad on Mon 30 June 2008 said... "In this Big Area Ive found, la la la la lala la la....." Did you fancy Mark Shaw LL? He walks with crutches now, you know.
		thegoonsquad on Mon 30 June 2008 said... oops, my lyrics were WELL off...
		TheDuke on Mon 30 June 2008 said... The remote control was taped to the OPs cock...
		littleleopard82 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... goonsquad i have no idea who mark shaw is but do now , however i have no idea what he looks like ...so no i didnt/don't fancy him ....i like the old songs what can i say
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Female, I wiped my arse on her sleeve
		MrBeefy on Mon 30 June 2008 said... That proves it, then. Never doubted it was you Dicky. The other cunt was a humourless budgie turd.
		stun on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Love it. Jim Kerr, frontman of a band who played fuck-off big stadia, championed about eight fairly well-selling albums (go chaeck how much they made on them, why dontcha?), and paved the way for every 'hands-and-lighter-in-the-air' cuntfest afterward (including U2, the bloated shower of fucking fraudsters). Then there's the chemical pipecleaner, struggling her fucking way through 'Free Nelson Mandela', making it up as she goes along and basically turing a mediorce day of tongueing the balloon knot of a convicted terrorist into a laugh-a-century car-crash masquerading as some sort of wonderful day we should laud forever. And you alos have the neck to oversee that fucking grisly, self-loving piece of shit Annie Lannox - a woman who takes herself SO-fucking-seriously, thinking that if she widens her eyes and effects that priveliged working-class Scottish brouge that she perfected so well in Notting Hill we'd take the cunt so seriously that we'd flaggelate ourselves for not having AIDS. Fuck off ... all of you who reckoned that gig was anything near as fucking worthy.
		TheDuke on Mon 30 June 2008 said... No one did, stun. Does that mean we can all stay?
		TheDuke on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Correct Dicky. good to have you back...though i will be keeping an eye on you for any unusual behavoiur.
		Marshfield on Mon 30 June 2008 said... It was shown on ITV - enough said. Although some think that they only did it so they could fill the black people appearing on our channel quota.
		bystander on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Made a point of not watching it.
		BlartMonster on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Free Nelson Mandela with every packet of Rice Krispies. Collect the full set of ANC freedom fighters with a weeble Archbishop Desmond Tutu for £2.99 and two tokens off the back of family-sized Weetabix, and a clockwork Oliver Tambo only available with 3 tokens off Variety packs. Don't forget to include the P&P or we keep your fucking money, you little tinkers
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I thought you might like terrorists stunted, taking up arms and fighting for something they believe in and all that. What a cunt you are :)
		Barbersmith on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Is it me or did it just get cuntier in here?
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Cue - Stun Versus SOTC round 106.....
		FlangeMeister on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I thought stun spontaneously combusted the other week.
		catfood on Tue 01 July 2008 said... what are these parasites going to do when old nelly pops his clogs - lets face it, at 90 the man can't be long for this world. can we look forward to a brian may/lennox duet album effort to tide them over until bob mugabe hits the after dinner speaker scene?
		ComradeDuch on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Another Patsy Kensit shagger. Not content to get into her overused snatch, he's tried to kill all Morgan Tsvangirai's mates
		Bongo on Tue 01 July 2008 said... The irony of Queen playing was great. They took fistfulls of cash to play Sun City back in the day. They did not care about old Nelson when he was doing his bird.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 01 July 2008 said... I think Stunted has been fantasising about joining the SAS, a daring little raid there, he thinks he's gone in, done the job and got safely away...
		MerylHighground on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Don't you forget about me? Hard to love with a cock that huge - I'm still smarting years later