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HolyMoly users	For being such a miserable bunch to have to regard. There are a few sufferable ones, but the majority are insufferably ignorant cretins without much to say. It's pretty much discernible that many of you are Generation X, washed-up, quasi-depressed wretches, stuck in dead end jobs with sticks up your asses as well as stiff ties round your necks. Sell-outs. If you hate the Northern Line and the chaos of London so much, quit your job. Stop complaining and be a (wo)man! Fuck! Lauders of Morrissey and any other Indie, overrated, pretentious (ironic, seeing as most users take a rational, utilitarian stand against pretention) CRAP. Subconsciously xenophobic, especially to Americans and continental Europeans, who you decry with a venomous contempt - obesity; gun-toting; blah blah blah, while you neglect that these countries are greater than these little, shitty, grey Isles. Get back to your Palahniuk and Ellis, and pretend they're the greatest books ever, and fuck off.

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COMMENTS

		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... does that include me ?? i thought i was quite a chirpy little soul .
		Frix133 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... At least they creatively inspire you. Write a poem, or a letter to points of view.
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... FRIX hahaha! i just spat out my beer , points of view ! rocks better with terry than anne .
		chimper on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Is the OP the same dippy cunt who had a go at the population of the UK because we hadn't had a fuel protest?
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... or the one who just posted a ROML bout "most" users being like bradley from 'enders
		backsackandcrack on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Many words.
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... yeah , backsackandcrack TOO MANY BIG WORDS , could you do an essex version spesh for me poster ...pwetty pleeeeeeese
		SlipperyGimp on Sun 15 June 2008 said... The irony is that the OP says, "If you hate the Northern Line and the chaos of London so much, quit your job". Well, if you hate HolyMoly users so much you could always...stop...reading? Haven't really thought this one through. FAIL.
		FuckYouCunts on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Poster is Mr HM, the twat.
		MarcusX on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Dad?
		RoosterDiamond on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Cock.
		merdepourdescerveaux on Sun 15 June 2008 said... ...erm..chicken?
		bzoocow on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Oh meow. Someone's had their bollocks in a vice. Get over yourself OP and whilst you're at it, look up the definition for Irony, Sarcasm and Catharsis. xx
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... oi , where's my pie merde???
		merdepourdescerveaux on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Dunno where to send it. Ready, packed and waiting to be stuck in the mail. Getting mushy though, better hurry up.
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... send it to essex , just chuck it on the a130 somewhere i'll find it
		catterina88 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Are you experimenting with your - ahem - 'creativity' for GCSE English Language onTuesday afternoon?
		merdepourdescerveaux on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Oh, and the OP needs a fuckin' good slap with a large-sized wrench. Not for his subject matter as who really cares? More so for the large, long-winded and pointless delivery of his posting than anything else. Generally though, he's probably a twat.
		backsackandcrack on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Is OP Chris Martin?
		merdepourdescerveaux on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Shit, why am I wasting my life on HM when Family Guy is on?
		Hillbilly on Sun 15 June 2008 said... SOTC did that take you all weekend to compose?
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... IT WAS ME ! yes, i disguise myself as a divvy essex blonde but really i am a brunette , spec wearing intellectual
		randomboo on Sun 15 June 2008 said... ddint have to read it to know it was a pile of cuntjizz, OP, you are a fucktard of the highest order.
		ThinLizzy on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Grrrr, why do these people post such long-winded gripes? I am absolutely one hundred percent certain that, considering all angles, and weighing up the odds, whilst inserting prerequisite, ill-intended kerfuffle, the aforementioned OP could have, under the circumstances, and with all due respect, delivered the point in a more concise manner, enabling the respectable HM community to spend less time reading the desolate drivel that the OP forced out of the shit-pipe in a moment (s)he would only describe as intellectual constipation....... cunt (now get me some prune juice, quick!)
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... i have exlax thinlizzy , will that suffice ?
		ThinLizzy on Sun 15 June 2008 said... grabs bottle, reads label, yeah, thanks LL will give you a run down on the outcome
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Thinlizzy , i can confirm it will be a rundown
		Adam on Sun 15 June 2008 said... OP- fuck off.
		ahknowme on Sun 15 June 2008 said... What you're failing to realise is that we don't care what you think.
		ahknowme on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Well I don't, anyway.
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... or me
		MrBeefy on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Oh dear, here we go again. Look retard, nobody forces you to "regard" any of us at gunpoint. If you really don't like what you read, how about you look at a different site you fucking moron. We have all been on here, posted something anonymously and then watched it being ripped to shreds because it can be very funny. Only a truely tiresome fucktard reads a site, concludes that they don't like it much and then posts their inane cock-froth like any of us fucking care. For fuck's sake, FUCK OFF YOU DULL CUNT!
		littleleopard82 on Sun 15 June 2008 said... does go beefy ricki lake style dance
		HeroicDose on Sun 15 June 2008 said... What's on TV tonight? Anything about cheese?
		MrBeefy on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Golf, apparently. That's why I'm all shouty in another room.
		ahknowme on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Cheestenders.
		Kitty on Sun 15 June 2008 said... What Beefy said, with a kick in the cock/cunt for emphasis...
		MrBeefy on Sun 15 June 2008 said... Makes sure the message is understood. x
		HeroicDose on Sun 15 June 2008 said... I bet the OP has hairy poo.
		RonBurgundy on Mon 16 June 2008 said... OP is a total cunt...its lke going to a chelsea pub in a west-ham top...... You AND your mum....
		kwebb on Mon 16 June 2008 said... After you got pissed on cheap nasty white wine, wrote this and pressed submit did you text all the people on your mobile and get no replies? Penis.
		BustySinclair on Mon 16 June 2008 said... OP, are you a philosophy student?
		FlangeMeister on Mon 16 June 2008 said... What a boring twat.The point of Holy Moly is that we can swear,then giggle like little schoolkids.I'm sure most users have been around the block a bit and don't need some elbow patched,jacket wearing,NHS spaz-spec wearing sausage jockey lecturing us on the virtues of the site.giigles because I wrote 'twat'
		FlangeMeister on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Can't even fucking spell now.
		SultanofBrownEye on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Textbook. To the point. Good work.
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... hehehe twat
		BustySinclair on Mon 16 June 2008 said... OP, I take issue with you referring to us as "subconsciously xenophobic", when it's perfectly clear we are overtly xenophobic. Get it right, fatty.
		catfood on Mon 16 June 2008 said... OP, you're new to the internet arent you? oh well, this is for you regardless. http://www.jeffreysharp.org/fun/YouWinThePrize.jpg
		SpackoMcDribble on Mon 16 June 2008 said... "boohoo, someone cunt on a message board called me a cunt"
		MrsMoon on Mon 16 June 2008 said... ...oooh, that was a tad curt! Fuck off then, and don't darken this site again...
		BlartMonster on Mon 16 June 2008 said... MrBeefy got it right. Someone didn't get laid at the weekend... Fuck off, eh?
		kwebb on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I get taxis everywhere. Fuck public transport right off.
		fuckwit on Mon 16 June 2008 said... This sounds like a song by that cunt Morrisey. Or that similarly titled cunt, Alannis Morrisminor.
		RonPalmer on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Steady on! - we're hardly 'subconciously' xenophobic.
		teddypendennis on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I wallow in MY xenophobia.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Mon 16 June 2008 said... OP, go home and try again. We all know we're cunts around here, so we don't need you telling us so. We have reserved a place for you at the top of table. For cunts.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Would I be right in thinking that, by the use of the word 'asses' and the 'pity-me' whine about how beastly we are to Americans, you would be...umm...one of those 'Atlantically Challenged' types?
		littleleopard82 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... I thought that JC , but didn't like to say ...
		Hillbilly on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Thats what made me assume it was Sale Of The Century.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Very good, it is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel though OP...
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Not me Hillbilly you boring little prick, but I'm glad that I am in your thoughts....
		Youvegotmailgenitalia on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Yip, Yip, That's right, That's. Right. What a guy, What. A . Guy.
		pisskidney on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Hasn't this post defined perfectly the exact reason why this site exists? Coming here and spewing such tripe from the diseased fungal matter one might loosely describe as your brain is about as idiosyncratic as paying through the arse to go and see Team America and making a point of getting up and marching out in a huff as soon as the aids song comes on. Hark back to the time when men were men and this was Cunts Corner and kindly fuck off back to whichever protest march is fashionable in Whitehall this week
		chinky on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Fizzy gravy
		claire on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Are you the same boring bastard who droned on & on about brilliant it is in Japan?
		serge on Mon 16 June 2008 said... What's going on?
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 16 June 2008 said... You have to laugh don't you? Basically what everyone seems to be getting in a froth about is, if you don't like the responses, don't read them and fuck off......You have to wonder who can't quite grasp the concept of irony....
		mrbrown on Mon 16 June 2008 said... A member of Generation Y who sounds like he's actually read a book, can spell fairly well and doesn't say 'like' and init' and 'LOL' all the time? Must have been to private school. You'll be sucking corporate cock before long my friend, with a stick up your arse and a stiff tie round your neck. The only difference will be you'll have been parachuted into your high-flying job because the boss is in with your dad, or your school master, rather than actually worked for it. Or are you just passing yourself off as some sort of intellectual who knows better than anyone else, in which case, you are a more pretentious cunt than anyone else on here.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Lovin' the comments. OP doesn't have to come here, but does. We should all feel terribly wanted and special.
		Leccy on Mon 16 June 2008 said... They don't listen to indie, that's popbitch. They all listen to shitty dance stuff, if the youtube postings are anything to go by. I skim read...that's the only bit I took notice of.
		itsjustsomoving on Mon 16 June 2008 said... yawn
		BustySinclair on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Who listens to shitty dance stuff?
		davepeenus on Mon 16 June 2008 said... at least we know something about the next 'jumper' at camden town! Thank you for more delays on the northen line!
		ainthatgreat on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Hyppocritic cunt. I dont even like morrissey.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Mr Brown, suprised you managed to type so much with all those working class chips weighing you down.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Was it you SOTC?
		mrbrown on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Me, working class? Urgh, certainly not. I can't stand the Labour voting proletariat scum. My point, if I should have to explain it, is that OP doesn't seem to be your average teenage mong head, and tries to give the impression he's above the ordinary subjects and people on this site, but that he'll be worn down like everyone else by the world, when he's grown up a bit, and accepted his place in the civil service, or investment bank, or whatever.
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Again, no it wasn't me....and Mr Brown, thanks for clearing that up i got a little confused because it sounded like you were envious about the poster getting a bit of a 'leg up', which would have made you a bit of an idiot. But alls well that ends well.
		catfood on Mon 16 June 2008 said... its gotta be stun.
		BustySinclair on Mon 16 June 2008 said... But catfood, it seemed a bit too 'nice' and PC to have come from Stun
		SaleoftheCentury on Mon 16 June 2008 said... A bit too intelligent perhaps?
		BasilBrush on Mon 16 June 2008 said... OP must be a Nickleback fan. Or possibly Chad Kroeger himself. Don't panic, OP! It's just a bit of fun.
		getcunter on Mon 16 June 2008 said... It was me... seriously! The post is shit, I know. No meaning, just designed to 'rile' you. I am not everything you list here, except a cunt and a twat. I didn't go to private school, my school has since failed its Ofsted report (I've only just finished school). I fucking hate Nickleback. Will not work in corporate. I actually do like Morrissey. Gimme a break though, it's my first post! AH how I love the cuntdom. Everyone should try a long-winded gripe - it's fun! Gee-whizz aren't I a cunt people?
		slinkybackrinkadink on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Yup, welcome to the club.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Make sure you pay your subs - and don't forget it's curry night on a Tuesday.......
		framey on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Everyone is shit. Yay!
		acranea on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Well that's kind of the point really isnt it? You know,having somewhere to have a moan.So go fuck yourself.Besides there's no subconsciousness about my xenophobia,I'm fully conscious of it.But it applies ONLY to the US of A.Having been there many times,worked with many Americans & having had an American partner I truly know the loathsome evil at the heart of their culture.Basically the US is a medieval kingdom with modern technology so slgging them off is just raising awareness & therefore qualifies as a public service. As for the rest of it I don't live in London & never will,I don't wear a tie for work,I'm blank generation rather than gen X (up the punks!) I think Morrissey is a bland wankrag,I like Independent but not Indie & think Brett Easton Ellis writes like a 12 year old.Can't comment on Palahniuk as never read any. There you go.Take your 6th form generalisations & shove them up your fuckhole.I for one have a world to put to rights.
		getcunter on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Yeah, acranea, I see where you're coming from, there is a lot of feudalism, barons, yeomans and lowly peasants in the US, isn't there?
		acranea on Mon 16 June 2008 said... There are indeed all of the above,just the nomenclature has changed.It has medieval religious attitudes & social structures.Thats what you get for dumping your religious loonies in one place & hoping they'll die out.Unfortunately nothing in nature has survival instincts that even come close to those of a fanatic.Europe should have just gone for it & executed the fucking lot of them
		merdepourdescerveaux on Mon 16 June 2008 said... erm...anyone fancy a cuppa?
		BradNipples on Mon 16 June 2008 said... That's the funniest post and set of replies I've read in ages... sad huh?
		jeannekat on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Erm..... as a European raised American....not that offended.
		BustySinclair on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Getcunter is a cunt for posting all that shite then smugly claiming it. Like a dog eating its own vomit.
		SaleoftheCentury on Tue 17 June 2008 said... GetCunter, whatawanker for claiming the post. You are young, but you will learn.
		BlartMonster on Tue 17 June 2008 said... What Busty said. It's like you've sold your granny for a tin of Ace lager. You twat
		HeroicDose on Tue 17 June 2008 said... GetCunter, now I can find out. Do you in fact have hairy poo?
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I went to private school. I like Morrissey. And i like fudge too.
		BustySinclair on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I was right about OP being a Philosophy student. Well done me leans back in chair, crosses arms, puts feet on desk
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Yes. Well done. Are you "in the force"?
		Kermit on Tue 17 June 2008 said... and...................one hundred! time for a double espresso after reading all this drivel..
		alwayswright on Tue 17 June 2008 said... OOh what an ironic cunt! Posting on holy moly.. to complain about holy moly users, but now the OP is a holy moly user, im confused, so i'll revert to archetype.. CUNT!
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Sale makes my willy tingly and hard
		getcunter on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Mr HM... you must exile me...
		getcunter on Tue 17 June 2008 said... yes alwayswright, you are indeed always right... CUNT THIS
		hijodeputa on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Sale makes my willy tingly and hard That´s ´cos he´s a cunt.