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HM users	I used to see Holymoly as an island of sanity in a world of cuntishness, however over time it's been invaded with an influx of twats. I used to imagine the users of this site as being like Dylan Moran - cynical with a healthy eye for pretentious wankers and celebrity bullshit, but also very funny. However you seem to have developed into unfunny, attention starved losers who think merely saying the word 'cunt' constitutes comedy genius. More like Jim Davidson. Secondly the site hasn't gone downhill because of anything Mr. HM has done. It's simply that the original users of the site have been slowly replaced by a bunch of puerile fuckwits who feel duty bound to slag everything off, even some dead war hero, in order to show how iconoclastic and edgy they are. Lastly the impression given is of a group of people who're so self consciously cynical that their lives must be incredibly dull. Probably best evidenced by the lengthy argument about Glastonbury in which most people claimed they'd simply watch it on TV, which will no doubt be a great experience to one day tell the grandkids about. I imagine that Mr. HM must feel at least slightly pissed off that you cunts have turned his site- which was meant to be about the few sane people of the world banding together to rally against celebrity idiots- into one in which you attack each other in such a tiresome predictable way.

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		thegoonsquad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Dylan Moran? BORING
		Dollydagger on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I'm bored now. Fancy a game of off-ground tick?
		Sable on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Fuck me. If you saw this place as 'an island of sanity in a world of cuntishness' you possibly need to get out more. You used to imagine the users as being like Dylan Moran?! Whilst having a jolly good hard wank about how cool you were to be keeping such company, no doubt. Get over yourself you pretentious arsehole. Either that or sod off to Popbitch where you and the rest of the Hoxton Square turds can admire yourselves in the rancid glow of your own overinflated egos.
		UncleBullshit on Wed 18 June 2008 said... quite a fair point actually.....but its been going steadily downhill for a few years for various reasons, the quality of the posts starting getting worse around the time of the redesign and now we're all regurgitating the same cliches out of sheer boredom i guess
		libertyvalance2008 on Wed 18 June 2008 said... We called it ticky off ground Dolly..aahhhh OP is a cunt
		kalvaza on Wed 18 June 2008 said... While it's sad that unfunny twats fill these pages, what's worse is the people constantly bitching about it in the same monotonous and tiresome way.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 18 June 2008 said... HM users still do band 'together to rally against celebrity idiots.' They also band together to rally at non-celeb idiots. If you really don't like it here anymore, there are plenty of other sites out there. Sadly, HM is a victim of it's own success.
		pishflaps on Wed 18 June 2008 said... i dare say Mr HM doesn't give a fuck. more twattish users = more money from the advertisers.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 18 June 2008 said... "Those were the best days of our lives...."
		BastardoIsAStupidCunt on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Tenner says the OP is SaleoftheCentury. Silly cunt.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 18 June 2008 said... hahahahahaha, not me basic
		SpackoMcDribble on Wed 18 June 2008 said... "I imagine that Mr. HM must feel at least slightly pissed off that you cunts have turned his site- which was meant to be about the few sane people of the world banding together to rally against celebrity idiots- into one in which you attack each other in such a tiresome predictable way." I bet he's got fucking pound signs in his eyes, the amount of adverts that get shoe-horned into this site.
		chimper on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Ah, a lesson in Trolling for us all.
		UncleBullshit on Wed 18 June 2008 said... but the redesign still looks like a load of fucking shit.....bring back the long yellow page
		dickiedaviseyes on Wed 18 June 2008 said... More of you should get on the fucking board.
		SaleoftheCentury on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I get a bit scared by it Dickie
		Geushky on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Quim.
		carter on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I understand the essence of what you are trying to say,but it falls too easily into looking back with rose-tinted glasses at the mythical halcyon days of Holy Moly territory. I've been here on and off since the bad old days of Hatemail. It has changed....but it needed to.....or it would have been the same dozen people talking in circles and regurgitating old stories and opinions. There ARE some total fuckwits on here.....but they are in the minority and easy to deal with or ignore. The majority of posters are entertaining and make this an interesting and eclectic mix. Can I ask if you went on the Mass Exodus.....but never came back...until now? And finally.....I don't think most people were having a go at a dead war hero.....but rather the Government and misguided politics that put him in the line of fire.
		jacobsdad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... OP, if you are an “old school” HolyMoly user you will no doubt be aware that this used to be ‘Cunts Corner’. To many of us it still is, and you have just successfully confirmed your place as one of the cunts. Congratulations!
		chinky on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Yeah, this site's got too commercial man, it was much better when it was underground. Just like glastonbury when we used to climb the fence....Oh get over yourself OP.
		squealer on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Your sound like your a right barrel of laughs op.
		UncleBullshit on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Lets face facts, it needed to be said because its (mostly) true. Even though I clog up the comments section myself with banal shit, it has kind of fucked up the site
		mrkanish on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I like the way this site is constanly updated with new and funny posts in all sections that keep you glued to the action.....
		jacobsdad on Wed 18 June 2008 said... We keep coming back for more though, don't we.
		chinky on Wed 18 June 2008 said... That didn't post up very well...
		libertyvalance2008 on Wed 18 June 2008 said... and none of them got banned
		BWW on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I think Chris Martin, Bono, Sting, Johnny Borrell are all great blokes.
		BWW on Wed 18 June 2008 said... And fantastic musicians.
		Sable on Wed 18 June 2008 said... They do so much good work for charity as well, don't they? Someone should nominate them for an OBE or something, that'd be nice.
		fantantric on Wed 18 June 2008 said... tiresomely predictable? you fucking cunt
		DapperDan on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Nice rant
		eight on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Wind your neck in, you sanctimonious prick. It's only a website. And I assume you meant the sneering comments about people watching Glastonbury on tv ironically? Or perhaps you look forward to telling your own grandchildren about your own experiences sat in front of a computer writing lengthy diatribes on a celebrity gossip website, claiming that "it ain't wot it used to be around here...". If you don't like it, move on. Don't bore the people that want to be here.
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I agree with some of what the OP is saying, but there are still a lot of witty, really funny moles on here, so be optimistic you old bugger, give us grin.
		crazyape on Wed 18 June 2008 said... shut up you sackless fucker. stop fucking moaning about everything. I bet your the cunt that sits and moans about every single thing in their lives but never does anything to change it. Then you probably moan about people moaning. you fucking toss bag
		contepomi on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Nah, that did need saying. A lot of you are boring. But there are still some genius posters out there. Especially some of the posts about Dani Minogue, John Terry and that bitch from the sun. God bless you.
		BastardoIsAStupidCunt on Wed 18 June 2008 said... "but there are still a lot of witty, really funny moles on here". Yeah and you're certainly not one of them MrsMoon.
		carter on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I'm sure she tries her best Bastardo......but maybe you've set the bar too high with your own efforts.
		dandyboy on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Hear hear for the posters that actually try to be funny BIASC, as opposed to just plain abusive.
		HeroicDose on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Oh, and OP, he isn't a dead war hero...
		merdepourdescerveaux on Wed 18 June 2008 said... The OP should take his handbag and run home to watch Corrie. All the same, like someone said, the site has become a victim of it's own success. For me, some of the shite posts just make the brilliant posts read a lot better so viva le differnce! A few bad posts never killed anyone... unless they were made of sharpened wood and came through the windscreen while one was doing 85 mph in the ol' MG, what what? And leave Mrs M alone...she's a laydeh, don't y'know?
		thegirlwho on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Here here, I used to enjoy it a lot more but every single thing/person in CC gets shot down in flames these days. Granted, there are a lot of shit posts these days - but just ignore them .... and congratulate the one in ten that are half decent. Even the funny one's - if there is a small punctuation or spelling mistake, get slated and get ompletely lost in a tirade of abusive comments. I also think the monkey has a lot to answer for though as the amount of shite he lets slip through as become all too frequent! There must be funnier one's which don't make it - surely to god!
		hamstir on Wed 18 June 2008 said... A rant about unfunny post's with zero humour in it how queer
		thegirlwho on Wed 18 June 2008 said... *completely
		Cunt0 on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Good post.
		MrPickles on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I remember the good old days, when this site used to be nothing more than a funny cult webpage, and yes OP i agree completely, however i still have strong opinions on the army.
		claire on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Drone drone. Moan moan.
		jimboandthejetset on Wed 18 June 2008 said... OP if you think this lot are bad, you should try logging in to the messageboard
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about and that is dying in a petrol fuelled fireball which nearly happened to me recently so that puts the sniping into perspective somewhat.
		DirtyBeppe on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Go get the slaaaaags what did it I say, Moony. Bats ready for the Staffies and get in there!
		merkinhead on Wed 18 June 2008 said... It shows how low HM has sunk when the only people he'll put in the corner are his readers because he's afraid of offending slebs.
		merdepourdescerveaux on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I'm right behind you.
		merdepourdescerveaux on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Last comment from me was meant for the one after DB's
		merdepourdescerveaux on Wed 18 June 2008 said... No, I mean for DB's..not the one after.....fuck!
		TheDuke on Wed 18 June 2008 said... MM - molitov cocktail go off in your hand? They are a volitile choice of revenge weapon.
		DirtyBeppe on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Never mind, merde. A good effort but our counter attack failed after we tripped up on our posts and we got savaged by the Staffies anyway. We can work on it once the face transplants have taken.
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... No Duke, early hours of Monday morning our car was set alight in our driveway, right next by our house. If we'd all been asleep, would be deaded.
		dandyboy on Wed 18 June 2008 said... That's why I've started collecting crowbars Mrs M. And planks of wood with nails in.
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...you collect those anyway, one of your many hobbies that i tolerate...
		Hillbilly on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Are you glad you moved to London Mrs M?
		TheDuke on Wed 18 June 2008 said... MM - your car was set alight? Mafia related? Are you on a witness protection programme? Did you spill the beans on Tony Two Trips? Dandy - i will show you how to make a decent bear pit.
		TheDuke on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...and sorry to hear that by the way.
		BasilBrush on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Good lord, not another one of these posts. There's been a spate of them recently. Instead of thrice-weekly "Holy Moly is shit" posts, can't people consolidate their Holy Moly related grievances into one easily manageable monthly diatribe?
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Not there yet Hillbilly, this all happened in tranquil Devon!! I'm surprised they didn't leave a virginal policemen trapped inside it.
		kwebb on Wed 18 June 2008 said... OP - why not reveal yourself to us and we then can decide whether we like you and your musings?
		Youvegotmailgenitalia on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Holy Fucking Moly. Why Bother?
		UncleBullshit on Wed 18 June 2008 said... sorry to hear about your car mrsmoon, i expect the locals decided to "burne ye iron horse" as an offering to some kind of solar deity
		libertyvalance2008 on Wed 18 June 2008 said...
		Frowsy on Wed 18 June 2008 said... some yoots put lit fireworks through my letterbox a couple of years ago - my cats didn't come downstairs for 2 months!
		Xiano on Wed 18 June 2008 said... OP, it's like you reached into my mind and pulled out my thoughts. Great rant.
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Frowsy, bunch of bastards, you have my sympathy.
		Frowsy on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Cheers MM, much appreciated - the Catherine wheel was a touch disconcerting, still it was Tottenham, and they do warn you when you move in. Turned out fine though, we got a lovely new carpet and 3 piece - and after we found out who it was, got a huge amount of satisfaction (some months later) from not only filling the tank of their shitty little mopeds with expanding filler foam, but also pouring it all over the motor and nipping one off on top for good measure - we soon moved
		MrBeefy on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Yawn, fucking yawn. OP, I bet you count yourself amongst the incredibly witty posters in the good old days. That along makes you a daft twat.
		cowman on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Ever since I wondered on here as a young calf it's been much the same, good days,average days and shit days and people saying t'isn't what it was...maybe it isn't but we still come here... Mrs M...come and live with me,you know it makes sense..(we haven't discovered fire down here yet..)
		TheDuke on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Its all the monkeys fault.
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Cowman i might just do that, before it turns into a 'Straw Dogs' type situation, some families round here barely walk upright.
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... TheDuke, shall we pack the monkey off to Hartlepool?
		littleleopard82 on Wed 18 June 2008 said... i'm bored of all this shit now by posters .....HM is what it is DEAL WITH IT .....i been reading cc since i was a wee nipper (18) ....and yes it's changed but ...oh i can't be fucking arsed
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Thinks of something self conciously cynical to say, realises it's all been said already. Puts Howard Jones album on, Lights pipe and puts on slippers, strokes dog and reads paper
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... throws off mental chains
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Whoo, whoo, whoo! I love you Mrs M - are we on the same wavelength?
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 18 June 2008 said... In a platonic, weird internet kind of way of course......
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ..Of course! Sticks ears out, does crap impersonation of Prince Charles, akin to posh stroke victim Whatever love means...
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... goes back to dancing like epileptic synth pop loving baldy, Jed
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 18 June 2008 said... "What is loooove anyway?"
		boggzy on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Hide and seek... Human's Lib!! CLASSIC!!! And, for those as discerning as Mrs M and KenBoon'sMBike; there is a vid on youtube of 'Hojo and Jed' on Top of the pops! Absolutely brilliant, especially Howard's Jumper!!
		dandyboy on Wed 18 June 2008 said... Near a tree by the river there's a hole in the ground, where an old man of Aran goes around and around... room for some St Nik?
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... If Nik Kershaw got in that hole, he'd never get out again, the mulleted midget...
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I've got a signed 7" of "New song" - Nik Kershaw? never even got close.....
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ....Also: I Really hope that if the OP meant what they said; that this the kind of conversations/comments that they hate. Off to bedload now. Burpey pardlode.....
		MrPickles on Wed 18 June 2008 said... I think MrsMoon is the best HM'er....i love you MrsMoon
		MrsMoon on Wed 18 June 2008 said... ...Kenboon, where you fully mulleted?
		RoosterDiamond on Thu 19 June 2008 said... I only visit HM for fun - have I missed the point?
		BlartMonster on Thu 19 June 2008 said... What a load of self-obsessive bollocks. You gonna show all yer "street" mates what fucking rapier script you've put in? You're a fucking parody of what you've dripped on about and make no fucking mistake. Shoot yerself and post in the pics so us miserable cunts can have a grin. You limp twat
		BustySinclair on Thu 19 June 2008 said... To all those lurkers who pop up to comment on these posts with how terrible HM is now, why don't you regale us with your sparkling wit every now and then? No? Then fuck off.
		BradNipples on Thu 19 June 2008 said... I neevr got as far as reading all of the comments, did anything interesting happen? I notice Stun is missing....
		GaryRidgwaysEyes on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Don't get everyone started about that cocksocket...never a better illustration of OPs fury than that tiresome windy groomer..
		Kermit on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Tried to ingest what the OP was moaning about, but all I can remember after reading 96 comments is the fact that someone tried to plant a bomb in Mrs Moon's car in a remote green area of Devon... Fuck me, thought that things like that only happened in Eastenders!
		nosensenofeeling on Thu 19 June 2008 said... I liked the bit about Jim Davidson.
		fuckwit on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Well said Busty. This is one of the few places I can write the word 'cunt', so I do so, frequently. For me, it's like having a 2 Minute Hate. Except I'm on here all afternoon on slow days...
		echobeach on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Mrs Moon!! What the fuck? A car fireball attack in Devon?? There was a time when there was nothing at all, noth..ing..at..all. And now there's terrorism in Tiverton. Dandyboy, I hope you're looking after our beloved heroine.
		Kermit on Thu 19 June 2008 said... You what?!! Dandyboy and MrsMoon an item? blimey, juicy things happening on here. * goes and checks SaleoftheCentury profile one more time*
		BustySinclair on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Kermit, you wouldn't believe what's going on behind the scenes around this place
		MrsMoon on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Kermit, you'd better believe it...if not, i can provide a weblink to a specialist site...
		dandyboy on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Don't go giving out our webcam details again, you know what happened last time...
		graemeb1 on Thu 19 June 2008 said... I agree cunt is an awful word ,Imuch prefer twat or minge
		MrsMoon on Thu 19 June 2008 said... ...bearded clam?
		Kermit on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Mrs Moon - your real name is not Gabriella Irimia, is it?
		claire on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Blimey- was it in Tiverton Mrs Moon? I lived there many years ago and remember the locals trying to turn cars over on New Years Eve down by the clocktower. Not much fun for those inside.
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Alas Mrs M - I was more of a rat's tail boy!
		MrsMoon on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Kermit, no! Is that one of those halfwit cheeky girls who engaged to Stroke victim lookalike Lembit Opek? The very thought! Claire, not Tiverton but not too far from there...North of Dartmoor, bunch of utter bastards!
		dandyboy on Thu 19 June 2008 said... I think it's great that such a whiney post that finished "(turned this website) into one in which you attack each other in such a tiresome predictable way", has resulted in a virtual mutual support group!
		KenBoonsmotorbike on Thu 19 June 2008 said... That fuckin' showed 'em didn't it.....
		dandyboy on Thu 19 June 2008 said... Actually, I think what's happening on WWTTD at the moment is far better proof that the HMers can come together for something constructive, even if it is just yank-baiting.
		BustySinclair on Fri 20 June 2008 said... "...banding together to rally against (celebrity) idiots". Makes me proud wipes away a tear
		EvilFecker on Sat 21 June 2008 said... Bore off you cunt. However, I slightly I agree.
		UncleFelcher on Mon 30 June 2008 said... I fell asleep after the first line but I am sure it was a great read