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Gwyneth Paltrow	So Gywnie, having had a 2 year sabbatical, bemoans that reviving her Hollywood career is difficult because “there is always somebody younger or prettier or hotter”. No shit - having raked in a huge fee for a performance in Iron Man as limp as a leaf of wilted spinach, has this women no shame? Not forgetting the fact that she has endured the most nepotistic of launches into the industry. Stop whoring yourself around on six-inch heels , women. You’re a shit. And I bet she didn’t fly to Nice by EasyJet.

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		dansayle on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Just because her dad was a film director, her mum was an actress, she grew up in Hollywood and her godfather is Steven Spielberg doesn't mean she benefited from nepotism in her career! How can anyone possibly make that accusation?
		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Don't care. Would. She can whore around in six inch heels and a microskirt all she wants.
		catfood on Wed 21 May 2008 said... still would tho.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 21 May 2008 said... I think she deserves a 'Get Out Of Jail Free' card for postulating on the Jonathan Ross Show, how she may have called one of her kids 'Shithouse'
		MrsMoon on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Funny she mentioned the words 'younger' and 'prettier', rather than 'more talented' or 'more interesting'. What a shallow, moany wretch she is...by Christ, she's a boring actress and deserves to be ignored.
		slinkybackrinkadink on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Too true MrsM, in fairness, she does recognise she is shit.
		dandyboy on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Mrs M, suddenly I can see why she married Chris Martin.
		teddypendennis on Wed 21 May 2008 said... She's simply lovely.
		GayBowelSyndrome on Wed 21 May 2008 said... I bet she has a beautiful and delicately scented gash, and a neat little balloon-knot that would wink all night at you until you surprised it with a fast and deep cock-thrust. Then it'd stare at you wide-eyed for a while.
		teddypendennis on Wed 21 May 2008 said... "balloon-knot"??
		MrsMoon on Wed 21 May 2008 said... GBS, that's what i like about you...consistency...and you know what you like.
		Kitty on Wed 21 May 2008 said... She's wearing micro minis and 6 inch stilettos, has had her hair restyled, and no longer looks like a flat chested hippy with size 15 feet camping on Greenham Common. She's seeing another man. Definitely.
		thundachick on Wed 21 May 2008 said... kitty: not suprising when you consider shes married to mungbean cock. teddy pendennis: arsehole.
		MrBeefy on Wed 21 May 2008 said... Break her on the wheel...along with Lily Allen.
		rachael on Thu 22 May 2008 said... a boring woman completely what kind of a human being goes on a macrobiotic diet..........a Stupid middle aged Bird I guess. She was more interesting when she lived in America now she is just some lady that hangs of manbags valentino.
		Barbersmith on Thu 22 May 2008 said... Blubbering cunt.

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